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  Boo

  Hell yeah! Breakfast of Champions!

  2021-01-26 06:40

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  Finally, after a year of intense training

  Such a wholesome community

  2019-06-02 17:48

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  Not sure

  Cringe Chungus

  2019-03-05 01:30

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  If its yellow, dont eat it

  Minecraft's new update looks great

  2019-03-04 02:23

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  Ayo

  We don't need you're crazy ass showing up "coincidentally" while we're hanging out

  2019-01-15 11:38

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  Not so nad

  But nothing indicates that this salad is vegan, just that it's a spicy squid and seaweed salad.

  2018-12-29 05:59

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  It

  When guys find things out, they process it and deal with it in q timely and efficient manner. When women find things out, they keep it to themselves for a few weeks and then throw it in your face out of nowhere during dinner.

  2018-12-19 15:41

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  Good question

  Well 'state' is synonymous with 'country', so you could say that the US is a country made up of 50 smaller countries. To us in the US it just sounds strange.

  2018-12-14 08:57

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  Me after surgery. (Actually)

  This isn't even my house

  2018-12-07 17:11

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  Watch me

  When you spawn a vehicle in gta, but it glitches and gets stuck on the ceiling

  2018-10-31 04:03

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  So old...

  Does it not say the original account because they deleted it?

  2018-10-31 03:54

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  Too much to handle

  This is kinda inaccurate. A bitch like that has two baby daddy's, one for each kid. Neither would pay child support though, so that's still accurate

  2018-10-19 02:07

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  y’all welcome

  This is gonna be a bitch to cut out of my phone

  2018-10-12 00:56

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  Me_irl

  Participation isn't optional, Failure is.

  2018-10-11 16:42

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  Rookies, man

  Was training this guy who purposefully put a metal lid in a food container and then went to microwave it. I quickly ran to take it out and he gave me a look like he didn't know what he did wrong. I work at a restaurant and he no longer does.

  2018-07-23 14:44

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  Anme: Sword Art Online

  Anyone a fan of SAO abridged?

  2018-07-23 02:38

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  Stay woke (OC)

  Tomatoes are vegetables classified as "fruiting". This had lead to confusion amongst people who don't do research and has spawned the factoid of tomatoes being fruits. Similarly, avacados and breadfruit also fall under this classification of vegetable.

  2018-07-20 06:30

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  Anon's family

  ...what happened abs that's when the doc said he was in a motorcycle crash and had been in a coma for some time. Nothing about his family happened, it was all in his coma dream. The original version also ended with that "I want my family back" closing.

  2018-07-20 06:17

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  Anon's family

  ...,like it didn't fit right in reality. His fixation on the lamp was the first clue (if you haven't read greentext before) that something was wrong. Eventually he started losing his mind and collapsed, later waking up in a hospital. He asked the doc...

  2018-07-20 06:15

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  Anon's family

  I liked the original one better. It was longer so you got invested in his story more. It started off basically the same, only I believe he had two kids and described more time with the family. Then he noticed that a lamp in his house didn't seem right...

  2018-07-20 06:12

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  DBZ the anime where death is a mere set back

  A roast has to be funny. Otherwise your roast game is weak or you're just being an unfunny asshole.

  2018-06-29 01:21

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  Our

  I read this as "Minecraft" -> "Ourcraft" by accident

  2018-06-11 18:49

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  Water sándwich

  My white friends do this. They say it makes the bread less spicy.

  2018-06-08 00:53

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  I believe in magic. Do you?

  I know right? She'll blow a balloon but not me, poor design.

  2018-05-28 16:28

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  being over dramatic to get out of a jam or couldn’t dec...

  When you don't know the Dark Souls boss's attack pattern so you roll at every movement

  2018-05-02 21:33

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  Mighty Teutonic Order.

  Ask him why he's slapping the air next to me.

  2018-04-13 01:08

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  I sleep with my boots on

  It's how you sleep with your legs outside of the blanket while protecting your feet against the monster under your bed

  2018-03-28 19:44

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  Scary sundae

  This has to be fake. How can someone get ice cream at McDonald's if thier ice cream machine is broken?

  2018-03-21 21:35

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  Love Them

  Could be a different cut of the duck

  2018-03-10 16:49

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  Love Them

  Yeah, you can cook duck/goose like steak

  2018-03-10 16:46

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  That is the way businesses work

  Ah yes, the glory days

  2018-02-26 01:51

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  That is the way businesses work

  Idk, I get a good chuckle out of some of his movie reviews. Never seen his fortnite streams though.

  2018-02-25 12:43

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  Want too

  Where's the rest of this meme?

  2018-01-15 12:13

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  Meme

  Terry is Batman beyond Robin

  2018-01-07 23:14

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  Not even sure why I posted thsi, but this actually happen...

  Sorry, our freedom machine is broken

  2017-12-26 14:55

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  Yes

  "I didn't do it, but if I did, I'm gay." -Kevin Spacey

  2017-12-05 01:59

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  whoa

  I jus checked, now it's DaddyOFive

  2017-11-06 07:48

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  What if every batman were in one room?

  They'd be called orphans

  2017-11-03 15:11

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  OMG LMAO SQUAD GOALS AND CANCER

  Im tired of all these goal posts

  2017-10-29 21:16

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  Gimme gimme gimme with some cheesy jalapeno

  Actually, sugar contributes more to obesity than fried food. Neither are very healthy, but fried food is more likely to lead to heart disease and other cardiovascular diseases

  2017-10-25 23:17

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  beard fail

  Mustache fell*

  2017-09-25 17:18

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  Title

  Yeah, I feel like a lot of those "genders" are bs, but with gender being the way it is I just refer to everyone's sex instead. It's easier since that is still only male and female, with exception of hermaphrodites.

  2017-09-12 09:47

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  Title

  Yes, with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones.

  2017-09-12 09:28

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  Title

  Sex is the biological term that describes what genitals you were born with. Gender is a psychological term used to describe what role in society a person has decided to take. At least that's how I've come to define it, otherwise just Google each definition

  2017-09-12 02:33

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  Life hits ya fast

  I hope ONLY this person is affected in Florida.

  2017-09-08 15:59

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  Edgy

  Sweet, simple, and to the point. Good job

  2017-07-07 17:42

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  Boobs

  Triggered

  2017-07-04 15:33

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  WUBBA lubba DUB DUB

  Did anyone bring lube?

  2017-06-09 04:23

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  dead memes=dead dreams

  I think your dog has autism

  2017-05-23 01:19

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  whoa

  DaddyofFive on youtube in case anyone doesn't get the reference.

  2017-04-25 05:32

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  oh

  Maybe the woman brought the parachute because she never intended to jump or in case the man didn't jump. Maybe the man never intended to jump or had second thoughts just before he did. No matter what they betrayed each other by not going through with it.

  2017-04-18 21:45

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  I'm only two people short for my threesome :D

  A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  2017-04-02 03:34

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  jaden smith logic

  Actually, the tomato falls under the vegetable category of "fruiting" which is not the same as fruit.

  2017-03-23 13:49

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  Health care

  Don't they also have strict wieght regulations? America would be fucked with fine for being fat.

  2017-03-15 02:03

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  I dont know

  Yes

  2017-02-19 16:03

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  Tweet is the most famous metrosexual on memedroid

  No, bit I'll be laughing when he kills himself.

  2017-02-05 20:04

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  Is there any disadvantage?

  Finally, a way to end all these riots in Washington DC.

  2017-01-21 09:29

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  ....

  *Tries to salvage burger*

  2017-01-10 02:44

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  What it's like to have a girlfriend

  She probably had a dream about him cheating on her.

  2016-12-26 03:19

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  Best Xmas gift ever.

  For a I thought it brewed the coffee then showered you with it

  2016-12-26 03:14

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  At my parents for Christmas

  I like how the cover is someone "surfing the web".

  2016-12-26 02:48

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  Not ever

  Wears a bullet proof vest. *headshot*

  2016-12-20 10:13

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  Dishonor to cow and family

  *Raughing*

  2016-12-14 07:59

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  4 christmas I want mejicanos

  For Christmas I want to be a statue of the first pod had a scientist aboard who used to work in a communications building in that city.

  2016-12-13 16:57

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  street fighter

  Blank is a troll. Look it up on YouTube

  2016-12-07 21:20

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  Guy i work with

  Yeah, they should have named him Harry.

  2016-12-02 02:18

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  some heroes don't need capes

  Actually, illegals still pay taxes like you and me. Sales tax, income tax, property tax, everything. They just assume a fake identity and find jobs and housing under that name.

  2016-10-27 23:45

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  Did he just

  Meanwhile his partner starts choking on some serious invisible cock

  2016-09-26 20:01

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  big tidds

  It's not like it's an actual nigga lookin through all your shit, it's probably a computer program that's lookin for terrorist shit, and I don't think my Dillion Harper POV video affiliates me with Isis.

  2016-09-26 19:57

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  I'm rich

  Ah, so poor and a virgin.

  2016-09-19 04:06

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  Don't lose your pen

  I take notes on my laptop

  2016-08-30 02:23

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  ?

  For me it was either get my own place or go to college.

  2016-08-26 03:29

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  Wal-Mart

  I didn't think you can still buy those

  2016-08-23 03:38

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  Trying to get past my responsibilities like

  Whenever I start a new playthrough, I always kill the first black knight to get the black knight sword. Kills it in one fall attack.

  2016-08-23 02:56

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  mike is pissed

  That sure is a bad case of ruffled jimmies

  2016-08-08 03:52

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  Pretty much

  I would, but then I'd know two lists of things that don't exist.

  2016-07-22 04:13

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  Favorite pizza place?

  Porn video name is One Pump Man

  2016-07-21 22:05

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  Respect your waiters

  Tipping started with Prohibition. Restaurants couldn't make enough to pay servers and told them to accept "tips" from customers(which was really just bribery for better service) as a means for money. This hasn't changed despite abolishing Prohibition.

  2016-07-20 00:18

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  :D

  The only things you'll be catching are these hands

  2016-07-19 23:49

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  skdk

  *Raughing*

  2016-07-19 19:52

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  updated 56mins ago for those of you losing your minds

  Same, but this was posted weeks ago

  2016-07-19 16:50

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  What if they were playing while lit?

  A lot, if not all, of those Pokémon Go related deaths reports were faked. A lot of people have been seriously injured. I imagine it's only a matter of time before a legit death occurs though.

  2016-07-18 19:57

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  Wombo Combo

  Knee of JUSTICE!

  2016-07-18 19:51

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  pasa.....

  That's a generous censor bar you got there

  2016-07-18 04:14

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  2nd comment can say n-word

  Calm down Hannibal

  2016-07-18 04:12

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  .

  Faye Reagan and Nikki Rhodes.

  2016-07-16 20:58

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  same lol

  Bae Lively

  2016-07-16 05:54

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  What would you do if you ever were a condom?

  Why would he take your kid if he didn't even want his own?

  2016-07-16 05:47

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  hillary fail

  If only she had gone down on Bill that quickly maybe he wouldn't have cheated.

  2016-07-16 05:42

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:20

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  Been over 4 years since last I've been here.

  2016-07-16 05:20

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:19

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:18

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:17

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  Last Comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:17

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:17

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  Oh, I already commented on this.

  2016-07-16 05:16

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  Last comment contest.

  2016-07-16 05:15

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  You'd lose that bet

  2016-07-16 05:11

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  Race wars smh

  It's not about the colors, it's about the beliefs of each team. So really it's more religious discrimination than racism.

  2016-07-12 13:19

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