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  THIS....

  I do seasonal work as a fruit picker. Dates are my favorite because there's a decent chance of falling to my death.

  2h

  +10
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  Why it's so weird.

  Yes.

  5h

  +4
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  Show him Grail

  That's so much better. I somehow always forget that the Nasuverse started out as erotic visual novels.

  12h

  +9
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  Summer be like

  But why wouldn't the vaunted free healthcare services of Europe provide an environment more conducive to recuperation?

  12h

  +7
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  meeting chaos

  "Ah, apologies, but it seems Councilman Whiskers would like to say a few words. Councilman, you have the floor." "Meow." "Thank you for that wise observation, Councilman."

  12h

  +8
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  Show him Grail

  1) Explain to him what anime is. 2) Introduce him to Fate/Stay Night.

  12h

  +13
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  horse forever

  Be careful that :they: don't start filling it with mud.

  13h

  +17
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  Miyazaki's nightmare

  Then He can fucking deal with them after I send them all to Him. [T]

  13h

  +7
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  bug hotel

  Then go jump in the lake ya dingus.

  13h

  +1
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  multiverse tax

  You know what would have been better is if David Arquette got attacked by Pete when he's gone full Man-Spider and shouting, "GET BACK, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAK!"

  13h

  +3
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  Data tier list

  That time Rykker straight up just took Data's fucking arm off in front of a courtroom to prove he's not a person with rights.

  13h

  +2
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  Mario color theory

  So in this scenario would they think the Super Mushrooms and the 1-Up Mushrooms are the same species and just randomly either make them big or give them an extra life?

  13h

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  let joy

  What if they're excited about abortions and woke culture and being a good goy? Would I still be the worst type of person if I made :them: feel stupid?

  13h

  +12
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  future maybe

  As someone who was once in a ska band l, I'd prefer Skynet.

  15h

  +3
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  classic move

  Well, you know the old saying: if a butterfly flaps its wings in Florida, Europe is gay, or something, idk.

  15h

  +12
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  real horror

  4 spooky 6 me!

  15h

  +7
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  What smells good?

  I'm not sure what's worse: people changing their babies in cocaine residue or people snorting cocaine in baby shit residue.

  16h

  +10
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  Miyazaki's nightmare

  "I will send you to JESUS!"

  16h

  +5
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  Not so quick to badmouth Americans after finally meeting ...

  It's almost like the vast majority of humans don't really have a problem with others unless :someone: does their level best to pit us against each other.

  16h

  +12
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  sad football

  I bet that long haired Ecuadorian coach won't be so lucky after their match with Mexico.

  16h

  +4
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  brooke sullivan, AI made her up

  If women are starting to gaslight themselves, then what are the dudebros gonna do? AI is truly taking everyone's job...

  16h

  +8
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  explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak

  Looks like we'll soon be up shit creek without a paddle.

  16h

  +4
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  You’re a faggot Harry

  Me: Avada Kedavra! (I snuck a real gun into the maze.)

  19h

  +5
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  Watch out

  Stupid sexy mantis...

  19h

  +3
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  Gg france

  What can I say, I ain't got a life ()

  23h

  +7
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  Gg france

  Dang, you know it's bad when literal Chinese pig farmers are clowning on your lack of AC.

  1d

  +22
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  Sophie Cunningham pointing meme

  For some reason I'm reminded of those two guys flipping each other off from across a street.

  1d

  +7
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  Bro's cooked

  "She is worse than an escort. She is—may Allah forgive me for uttering this word—a glowie."

  1d

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  hobbit psyop

  Well, they do bow to no one...

  1d

  +5
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  Unexpected Gandalf

  Gandoppelganger!

  1d

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  Botched forever

  You leave my boy Donnie Darko alone!

  1d

  +4
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  'Temporary Protective Status' doesn't mean FOREVER

  If they die, they die.

  2026-06-29 20:43

  +8
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  drum mode

  "Oh, fuck you're gonna make me drum!"

  2026-06-29 12:37

  +1
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  Hobbit wedding

  Eleventy-firth

  2026-06-29 09:16

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  RedAlertRiot = Riot4AOC

  N ow why would anyone side with the bad guys?

  2026-06-28 13:59

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  Chocolate

  But... But she promised!

  2026-06-28 13:25

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  The hardest decision a European faces every July

  We already give it away to them.()

  2026-06-28 13:24

  +5
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  When you're tired of a meme but your friend definitely is...

  "I will send you to Jesus!"

  2026-06-25 18:21

  +9
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  This was the most entertaining part of the World Cup for me

  What the hell happened here?

  2026-06-25 17:19

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  Main character

  YOU'RE WELCOME

  2026-06-25 06:01

  +10
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  Different angle

  

  2026-06-25 06:00

  +6
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  good soul

  I need not a single onion to cry whenever I see this meme.

  2026-06-25 05:59

  +29
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  Chicken was enough

  This post confirms my theory that the vast majority of people are unaware of how much mayhem chickens can incite.

  2026-06-25 05:56

  +15
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  Japan and Venezuela earthquakes

  The San Andreas Fault is next, hopefully.

  2026-06-25 04:01

  +4
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  Outstanding strategy

  Blanket punishments are against the Geneva Suggestions.

  2026-06-25 04:00

  +12
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  Family speedrun

  Damn, bro must have shoveled that food straight down his gullet without even chewing.

  2026-06-25 03:34

  +8
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  price creep

  Welcome to the future

  2026-06-25 03:33

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  Fuck

  Dustin the Drunkard Porier: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither.

  2026-06-25 00:56

  +7
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  Is this good chat?

  The more you look, the worse it gets.

  2026-06-24 22:58

  +1
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  yeah

  No, that's Bulgaria, dingus.

  2026-06-24 14:24

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  tree lawyers

  On the one hand, it's Canada. On the other hand, I concur with the Lorax.

  2026-06-24 03:56

  +3
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  Uncivilized/ Civilized

  To compound upon Zombiememe's comment from above, trashing your own home is stupid but not bad manners.

  2026-06-24 03:38

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  Had to say it then...

  The great thing about my wife was that her parents owned and operated a Vietnamese/Filipino restaurant so we never had to worry about choosing where to eat.

  2026-06-24 03:36

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  Greg The Awesome Friend (also what was the last game you ...

  I see you are only interested in the exceptionally rare...

  2026-06-23 21:26

  +1
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  dongs in an anime

  "My buddy Kyle joined the Monster division's flanking maneuver on the eastern front. All that was left of him after the battle was his chain wallet and nipple bars."

  2026-06-23 21:16

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  thirsty boys

  Regular folks:

  2026-06-23 21:06

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  Villains got softer

  Hellfire was such a fucking banger of a villain song.

  2026-06-23 20:59

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  Authors be like

  I like to give my characters silly portmanteau names like Richolas and Brucille, but introduce them by nicknames like Rick and Bruce so that when I reveal their full names the reader gets a fun little surprise

  2026-06-23 20:58

  +1
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  The irony survived

  El bruh momento

  2026-06-23 20:51

  0
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  IT museum

  Punched Cards and Magnetic Tape: Are we a joke to you?

  2026-06-23 18:11

  +10
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  good times

  The Obama/Biden/Trump voice chats were the peak of AI.

  2026-06-23 05:13

  +8
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  Bro looks exhausted

  Finally, some good fucking casting.

  2026-06-23 04:58

  +14
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  More the merrier

  It underwent the process of mitosis!

  2026-06-23 00:18

  +1
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  Master beef

  Master Beef and the Arbyter

  2026-06-23 00:14

  +5
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  Avengers 1982

  Now I can't help but imagine Spider-Man trying to aim his webs with Parkinson's.

  2026-06-22 17:30

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  When the GC genuinely starts realizing how that one girl ...

  I believe the appropriate term is 'Eskimo brothers'.

  2026-06-22 17:25

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  yeah

  Belgium is the one that makes waffles, right?

  2026-06-22 17:20

  +8
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  stonehenge beta

  Archaeologists for 400 years: I wonder what that other grouping of standing stones three miles from Stonehenge is? Meh, it's probably nothing.

  2026-06-22 15:54

  +1
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  good boy

  Merlin the Duck: Am I a joke to you?

  2026-06-22 15:47

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  Percy be like

  No holds barred, Percy wrecks Katara. Some of his feats include creating a hurricane centered on himself and beating Hyperion the titan of the east, causing Mt. St. Helens to erupt (surviving the eruption at point blank), and breaking a whole ass glacier.

  2026-06-22 04:55

  +2
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  Technically True

  "To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." –Homer Jay Simpson

  2026-06-21 09:17

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Oops, meant to reply with the other comment

  2026-06-19 21:34

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Or maybe the computers know something about fish monsters that we don't...

  2026-06-19 21:30

  0
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  Cig

  As someone who has smoked for the past 20 years, this makes me want to quit.

  2026-06-19 20:56

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  WHY IS HE SO FUCKING THICK...?

  Indeed.

  2026-06-19 20:55

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  But you have heard of me.

  "What be a pirate's favorite letter o' the alphabet?" "Uh...'r'?" "Nay! A pirate's first love be the 'c'."

  2026-06-19 20:54

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  Play that funky music, whiteboy

  Back in my day, we called 'em ghetto blasters because we would wire up some serious putty in them set to detonate when turned on and leave them on the streets of Compton.

  2026-06-19 20:50

  0
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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Why does the fish monster have nipples?

  2026-06-19 20:47

  +1
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  time traveler

  Rather than an Orange Julius and a Caesar Salad. Absolute dingus here.

  2026-06-19 05:44

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  Yes

  (He watched a new movie and changed his personality based on the main character.)

  2026-06-19 04:47

  +4
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  meme today

  What do you call friends who are phytoplankton and like math? Algaebros

  2026-06-19 04:45

  +2
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  Wrong fantasy franchise

  Well, she's gotcha there, Mithrandir.

  2026-06-19 04:45

  +5
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  Villain arc pending

  Apologies, but the author has decided that my villain arc has arrived.

  2026-06-18 16:14

  +3
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  Robin got nerfed

  I think it's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  2026-06-18 15:58

  +3
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  reasonable response

  Based

  2026-06-18 05:31

  +9
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  primitive somehow

  'Primitive' relative to the wider galaxy. Gungans don't have access to spacefaring tech until after the Seige of Naboo.

  2026-06-18 05:31

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  Main character canceled

  Those jerks with the badges sure did seem to care a lot when I peed on their car with the stupid lights.

  2026-06-18 05:15

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  Huge if true

  Impossible!

  2026-06-18 05:13

  +5
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  dark times

  Anime is how I tricked my wife into going out with me in the first place back in '05.

  2026-06-18 05:01

  +4
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  iFuNnY

  Yes.

  2026-06-18 01:47

  +8
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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for you to park meat in girl.

  2026-06-17 20:10

  +4
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  Different species

  My mom's side of the family: Muppets My dad's side of the family: Labyrinth goblins

  2026-06-17 15:16

  +2
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  The boys assembled

  Otter Pops < Bolis

  2026-06-17 15:07

  -1
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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

  2026-06-17 14:59

  +4
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  Still waiting outside

  Those goddamn chipmunks are at it again!

  2026-06-17 14:58

  +12
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  betrayal detected

  Luke and Leia are Kenobis by blood fr fr.

  2026-06-17 05:31

  0
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  Granny sent him

  "Granny's demands are my commands, now square tf up."

  2026-06-17 05:28

  +8
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  The yearning returns

  They yearn for the mines.

  2026-06-17 05:24

  +4
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  Meme today

  This requires punishment.

  2026-06-17 05:23

  +4
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  good times

  We used to be a real country.

  2026-06-17 04:17

  +5