HalfAssed

39
Seguidores | 0
Siguiendo |

48.714
Ranking

|

197.230
Puntuación

Coke > Pepsi Target > Walmart Fedex > UPS

8 Memes

HalfAssed | 2014-04-22 02:30

Lol I eat my own Jizz c:

80% 1803

HalfAssed | 2014-04-21 21:30

Comment your favorite Dictator.

83% 1920

HalfAssed | 2014-04-21 15:30

Jessica, if you're seeing this, I love you and I wanna work things out with you. You've been my everthing since the day we me Freshman year, and I couldn't imagine living with out you. Please call me soon because I will give it my all to make this work.

83% 1973

HalfAssed | 2014-04-21 06:30

2012 Never forget.

80% 2031

HalfAssed | 2014-04-21 06:30

What is your favorite?

84% 1718

HalfAssed | 2014-03-28 07:00

Too lazy to blur names

Facebook Facebook Screenshot

86% 2264

HalfAssed | 2014-03-21 14:30

Take the Pledge. It can wait.

92% 2269

HalfAssed | 2012-11-10 00:00

Gettinf real sick of your shit Trevor.

94% 1881

Últimos comentarios

@title is sexy
That chick isn't relevant anymore. But I'd still put it in her mouth.

2014-06-17 00:01
+49
fyl= fuck your life
Your husband

2014-06-16 23:04
+41
Em
Archer isn't taking shit from no one.

2014-06-16 23:02
-10
Thats what you get
16 and Pregnant season 5 gonna air in October! :successkid: #CantWait

2014-06-16 22:37
+10
i feel it...
You wanna go home first place. This was the first U.S. president Barack Obama's inauguration speech in front oh yeah I know I don't. This the first one to talk to people of the handshake to see them both equally important you have walked away.

2014-06-16 22:36
-16
Amazon Milk Frog
Turtles!

2014-06-16 22:35
+8
Does your mouth have a headache?
For anyone that doesn't understand the joke, the wife has been having an affair with the family dentist but the husband already knew. Which is why he asked what the dentist said about her not being able to have sex with him for 2 weeks.

2014-06-16 22:33
+16
I dunno, looks like a regular phone to me...
So much read for such a plain ending? I was expecting funnier.

2014-06-16 22:31
+46
suspect
^ What a beautiful quote.

2014-06-16 19:42
+7
Last comment wins cookie
Guys, I think we should a do a survivor type thing and vote someone off the island. And when they get voted off they aren't allowed to return and are disqualified from winning the cookie.

2014-06-16 19:35
+1
Last comment wins cookie
^ You saw that? Small world. It is a change for the better.

2014-06-16 19:34
+1
suspect
People are born gay, but no one is born transgender. Transgender wasn't even an option way back in history. Its not natural, it was made by doctors who thought it was okay to help people lie to one another.

2014-06-16 19:24
+1
suspect
^^ No, this is notnin anyway the same mindset that some Christians feel towards gays. If it was, then I would feel the same way about gays as I do transgenders, which I don't. There's nothing you can do about being gay.

2014-06-16 19:19
-3
true

2014-06-16 16:35
-5
cool third comment gets candy
A lot of people think I'm racist and downvote me because of it. But I'm not getting downvotes today. I think they are both equally as sexy and I'd do them both in the ass. #ANewNonRacistHalfAssed

2014-06-16 16:34
-154
coincidence I think not
Bunny nooo!

2014-06-16 16:33
+1
surprise motherfucker
This meme is instigating black on white violence and is filled with ignorance. I have reported both the meme and the uploader. Have fun on my ignore list you racist jack ass.

2014-06-16 16:32
-11
this is from superhero movie
^ The perks of being a wallflower

2014-06-16 16:12
+35
kirby knows what's up
Now just waiting for our lord and savoir soydolphin to comment.

2014-06-16 15:02
+1
kirby knows what's up
@DubstepBitch Katy has sold more albums than you have walked steps. Dolphy has made guest appearances on Disney Channel and Animal Planet. Coffee has a... nice personality.

2014-06-16 15:02
0
suspect
^ Good, leave and don't come back. Anyone who condones transgenders needs to get off memedroid and check into a mental institution.

2014-06-16 14:17
+12
suspect
And 3, we already know gays have a hard time nowadays. Personally, I don't understand the gay bashing. But transgenders have it so much worse than gays. And becoming transgender is just opening the door for bullying and death threats to millions of people.

2014-06-16 14:12
+15
suspect
Two, kids are growing up thinking its okay for them to just switch genders because some doctors, not all, offer the hormones to parents and their "Wanna be a different gender" child.

2014-06-16 14:10
+15
suspect
^^ And yes it does have impact on us. All of us. Quit being a close minded goody two shoes and think. One, heterosexuals are being manipulated by transgenders.

2014-06-16 14:08
+18
suspect
^ Wtf. I have never been disgusted by someone's sexual preferences. Or even the way they dress. If a guy wants to wear a fucking wig and skirt than go for it. What pisses me off is when they try to convince others they are a different sex.

2014-06-16 14:06
+14
lol
in the :grumpycat:

2014-06-16 14:03
-36
OC by me
Really? You're gonna steal my comic?

2014-06-16 14:01
-57
suspect
^ Oh stfu you bangwagoning hippie. Lying to heterosexual men and women about your real gender is not a lifestyle. I will not hesitate to beat the crap out of a man if he tells me after we've had sex that she's a he.

2014-06-16 13:50
+17
suspect
"OMG I wish I wasn't black. I know! Maybe if I bleach my skin and tell everyone I'm white, I'll actually be white! " Thats how transgenders sound.

2014-06-16 13:38
+16
suspect
I have no problem with gay people, but transgenders are fucking ridiculous. Giving kids drugs so that they develop things that the opposite gender would have is retarded. If you have a penis you're a boy. If you have a vagina you're a girl.

2014-06-16 13:37
+8
suspect
"Oh, you'd rather be a girl? Well lets just put a wig on, push your penis inside you and lie to everyone you'll ever meet"

2014-06-16 13:32
+13
suspect
^^^ That study has been proven false by so many REAL doctors nowadays because they were all conducted on toddlers and young children who didn't even understand a fraction of what it really meant to be a boy or a girl.

2014-06-16 13:31
+11
'Murica
^^ You wrote a theme song for me?

2014-06-16 13:21
+4
suspect
Trannies are fucked in the head. They refuse to believe they are really a girl/boy even though they have a fucking penis/vagina. If I marry somone and find out later that she is actually a he, I will kill him right before I kill myself

2014-06-16 11:05
-45
open up
"You may be breathing, but is that truly living. I think when they call this woman a "dead" woman, they mean so more emotionally and mentally than they do physical. While the wasp represent the hardships the woman had to overcome. " - Every English Teacher

2014-06-16 11:02
+209
So true
^ That's the same thing dipshit.

2014-06-16 10:52
+19
Snoop Dogg.... Literally
da hizzle fa shizzle my sugary nizzle

2014-06-16 10:39
+29
Injustice year one is the title
He should headbutt him a few more times until he's knocked unconscious and when he's near waking up again you should rape Lois Lane in her mouth and anus right in front of him and then kill his adopted parents. That would be the best prank ever!

2014-06-16 10:38
-54
aww
Fishies!

2014-06-16 10:36
+7
So true
#RespectTheCock

2014-06-16 10:35
-14
So true
Oh really? Because when I'm taking a test, I can hear your girlfriend gagging on her saliva and my cum when she's giving me dome in class.

2014-06-16 10:35
-15
'Murica
For anyone that doesn't understand, its a common stereotype that american women are attracted to men in the construction industry.

2014-06-16 10:34
+98
The only people that are living that where born before 1900
So fucking hot! Thanks for adding their names... now I'm gonna do some, uhhh... research.

2014-06-16 10:33
-124
So true
My dream is to be the very best, that no one ever was.

2014-06-16 10:32
+19
Last comment wins cookie
^

2014-06-16 04:42
0
I did this once.... scared the crap out of a kid........
The P.M.S. is finally over! :successkid:

2014-06-16 03:04
+22
perfect timing
Call of Duty did it better.

2014-06-16 03:03
-15
trololololo
Lol I'm just going out before you correct someone else who are they have a full story and tell him you're right I can afford that the blacks the best of both parties and I was wrong with that one.

2014-06-16 03:02
-11
Best picture ever
Puppies!

2014-06-16 03:01
-5
Diet starts Monday #jk
For those that are too stupid to understand, the guy who uploaded this is pretending to be a character from the book "Animal Farm" where the animals can talk.

2014-06-16 03:01
-18
Muggin Love
^^^ I said I wasn't trying to be racist.

2014-06-15 22:23
+55
Heppy faddas dey
Only Harry Potter fans will understand!

2014-06-15 22:02
+36
Japanese fans
Good guy chinks.

2014-06-15 22:01
+145
Muggin Love
Not trying to sound racist, but my dad never loved me this much.

2014-06-15 22:00
+123
Last comment wins cookie
^^ I have a grandpa too. That's so weird.

2014-06-15 21:58
+2
How to win a father.
^^ Thank you! Some people.

2014-06-15 21:08
+8
I'm that one friend
The mexican cartel beheaded that one woman! Look it up! Its on liveleak!

2014-06-15 19:32
-43
I be cryin m8s
Mickey Mouse

2014-06-15 19:31
-30
That's right
^* Fisics. And you say I'm the retard? There's an F sound in their four a reason.

2014-06-15 19:22
+2
weed
^ Thank you.

2014-06-15 19:19
+6
That's right
^^ No dumass. Its you're. Sound it out before you correct someone. Probably didn't even pass US History.

2014-06-15 19:13
-7
Oh lawdy
^ Its not funny. What is this? 7th grade humour?

2014-06-15 19:10
+31
weed
Why do people smoke this killer drug? Weed is the leading cause of death in America. It causes more deaths than drunk driving, cancer and aids all together. My best friend Jack overdosed from excessive weed intake. Stop this madness. #WeedIsntANeed

2014-06-15 19:09
-5
For sure
Lol, back in 6th grade at this rad house party, I brought a box full of coronas and drank the whole thing in front of all the bad bitches at my school. #WastedButGotLaid

2014-06-15 19:07
-48
Every day
The curves!

2014-06-15 19:05
+1
That's right
^ You're name is ticklemehomo.

2014-06-15 19:05
-14
We all knew it
Justin's haters are just jealous. Do I get mad when I see memes hating on my favorite guy? No. Because his haters are his motivators and you're just making him more famous. #BieberFever2014

2014-06-15 19:04
-84
How to win a father.
Not trying to sound racist, but I didn't laugh at this.

2014-06-15 19:03
-39
It's free
Your wasteing money dumass. If you spend 15$ on something that has 20& on it you just loss 5&. Fucking stupid cunt!

2014-06-15 19:02
-52
Battlefield <3
Advanced Warfare! #GetQuickscoped

2014-06-15 19:00
-31
Nailed it. (Yes, also *If you know what I mean*)
^^ Lol! We should hang their men and rape their women and children. That would be the best prank ever!

2014-06-15 18:57
+7
Me everyday
Dextory's home for Ed, Edd and Lazlo!

2014-06-15 18:41
+42
Action Movie Logic

2014-06-15 18:40
+14
Nailed it. (Yes, also *If you know what I mean*)
Lol Black People! What will they do next?

2014-06-15 18:39
-23
Let your kids out from time to time
When I turn 12 I'm gonna tell my step dad all the places me and my 11 year old girlfriend have fucked. (We fucked in the dog's crate )

2014-06-15 18:38
0
Right in it, in the crowded room
Not all heros wear capes. #FuckHerRightInThePussy

2014-06-15 18:37
+44
Women logic V.S Men logic
Everybody hates Chris!

2014-06-15 18:34
+94
Doge says WOW
I did the math. Victoria Justice is waaay hotter than Ariana Grande.

2014-06-15 18:34
-4
:o just memedroid
Classic Sexual Potato! He's at it again! Who knows what he'll do next? Dun nuh nuuuh!

2014-06-15 18:33
+67
Lol
Only 90's kids will understand this. #BringBackThe90sYo

2014-06-15 18:31
-6
SAO
My favorite animes are Starwars the clonewars, pokemon, spectacular spiderman and Grown Ups 2.

2014-06-15 06:40
-115
breakdancer-gay waiter
As if gay people didn't have enough on their plates. This meme is instigating gay bashing and is ignorant. I have reported both the meme and uploader. Have fun on my ignore list you homophobic jack ass.

2014-06-15 06:32
+1
Magic skill increased by one point
I guess you can say he's a master in the arts of... black magic.

2014-06-15 06:30
+47
WANTED
That was the tyres utter urethral training and overdone thing that is even understand how we typed in real estate t.v. why's and let the blacks the only one that laughed my dick and overdone the best thing you have!

2014-06-15 06:12
-10
....
Took me a while to find it, but the tail is where her legs are at and from there it's pretty easy to see the woman.

2014-06-15 06:06
+93
SAO
Japan is a fucked up place. Someone please nuke this shit hole that produces animated porn that apparently is the "norm" there.

2014-06-15 06:05
-415
Last comment wins cookie
^ If you're here, then who's flying the plaaaaane?

2014-06-14 23:55
-1
Uhh
Raccoons can do some pretty funny things.

2014-06-14 19:05
-32
well
What are they the only Europe languages in right hand side effects on to talk about the only one is falsely the blacks and overdone and I can to a new study published.

2014-06-14 19:04
-30
aww
Nicest puppy ever!

2014-06-14 19:02
-42
me too
This is actually pretty smart. #Soydolphin4Pres

2014-06-14 19:01
-2
Welsh legends
I fucking hate fags, jews, niggers, chinks, beaners, muslims, women, trannies, vegans, republicans, Christians, Europeans, kids, and cold spots in my hot pocket. #LoveOneAnother

2014-06-14 18:38
-33
凸(>皿<)凸
Kids get blown up like this everday in 3rd world countries. I find it hilarious, but others find it erotic.

2014-06-14 18:35
+26
dr. who
Not enough room for the face.

2014-06-14 18:34
+33
dr. who
He should force his tentacles down every hole in her body: Vaginal, anus, mouth, etc. and continue penetration until she is forced to cum and then he should snap pics of it and post it on facebook for her daughter to see. That would be the best prank ever!

2014-06-14 18:33
+31
Well then...
Yu gi oh!

2014-06-14 18:31
-14
be flippin' careful
^^ You slut. Find your own man. Thanks for the heads up dolphy. I'll be sure to talk to soy about this one.

2014-06-14 18:17
+6
link
^ That's Luigi you stupid shit. Mario wears red and Luigi wears green.

2014-06-14 18:04
-29
be flippin' careful
Its raining men! Hallelujah its raining men! Me + soydolphin =

2014-06-14 18:03
-6
No sleeping tonight (throws away laptop and tv)
Smell that? Smells like the start of the best prank ever! #HopeSheGetsRaped

2014-06-14 18:02
-139

Estadísticas

Memes vistos
*Sólo app móvil
117.313
Memes votados
10.841
Comentarios
2.235
Nota media de los comentarios
54%
Comentarios votados
2.223
Aplicación compartida
*Sólo app móvil
0
Visitas en memes compartidos
27
Memes publicados
8
Nota media de subidas
86%
Mejor ranking semanal
-
Veces en el ranking semanal
0