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  Average Walmart Tuesday

  You just ruined my fantasy. I said to myself, "Self, that's marriage material. She makes 'Jessie's Girl' lame by comparison."

  2026-08-19 10:33

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  Odyssey got Netflix'd

  The face that lunched a 1000 $h!+s.

  2026-07-18 01:21

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  Odyssey got Netflix'd

  ? Someone 'splain this to me.

  2026-07-18 01:20

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  Title

  You are correct. It's a necessary evil that no other president would risk doing. But by "kicking the can down the sidewalk", the stakes got higher each time. It's like Reagan spending big money on defense, so the USSR gave up on competing militarily with the US. It allowed following presidents to prosper without the clouds of the "cold war" always to be worried if they're going to act up again. Now sequential presidents (like Brawk Obummer & Joe Bidet) almost seem to sabotage previous efforts.

  2026-07-18 01:09

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  Grogu got cooked

  May you get esophageal cancer, replace it with part of your colon, and taste like a fart every time you burp. I guess you'd like that. Ok, how about you get into a car accident and are left with a scar on your face that spells "MAGA".

  2026-06-02 22:51

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  Let the kids know, time is running out

  And anything sticking on oxygen tanks. Especially valves.

  2026-06-02 21:56

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  Title is based af

  So men choosing not to date is dangerous? And vegetarians are dangerous to animals.

  2026-06-02 21:51

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  album scam

  It really sucks when it's a "Greatest Hits" CD. Greg Kihn Band. I liked Jeopardy & The Breakup Song. Or a CD with the scatter gun effect. In vinyl records, they would edit it down to about 45 minutes and 8 songs. CDs had over an hour & 12 songs, just hoping a couple garbage fillers become hits.

  2026-06-01 23:55

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  404 friends

  Better humor is putting your hand under you armpit and flapping the free arm like a chicken wing and making a fart noise. Are farts ever not funny?

  2026-04-29 03:36

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  majestic unit

  "How can a pig be this 'handsome' "? You spelled delicious wrong.

  2026-04-09 11:04

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  History says nope

  Very impressive! Now try doing that to the leader on North Korea today.

  2026-04-09 10:43

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  bruh never had a chance

  You can't stop male Husky pattern baldness.

  2026-01-13 14:12

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  yeah

  Ackshuly, no. The explosion is like McDonald's chicken nuggets made from chicken pieces parts crammed together to form a bigger piece. The hydrogen atoms are crammed together... no, fused together to make a kablooey.

  2026-01-13 13:48

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  equal pain

  Is this why lesbian marriages are the most volatile?

  2026-01-13 12:14

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  He drank a milk and became unstoppable

  Uh oh. He didn't just flunk outta art school, did he?

  2026-01-12 12:06

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  Regret comes quickly after a playful poke

  Me too.

  2026-01-12 11:58

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  capitalism.exe not responding

  Ooooh, capitalism bad! Try out the poverty you get with communism & call me later.

  2026-01-12 11:50

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  Double standard

  You do realize the Anglo/American alliance fits the description of the last world power described at Daniel 2:41-43, don't you? The Bible says their non-existence is next, followed by the Kingdom of God. But don't feel safe, all of mankind's governments topple with them.

  2026-01-12 11:29

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  Midwesterners buying houses like: U BETCHA

  Did you hear about the man who was half Norwegian and half Arab? His name was Yassir Ubetcha.

  2026-01-12 11:12

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  Died protecting people who hate her

  She was pushing her opinions on everyone but now she's just pushing daisies.

  2026-01-12 01:26

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  The white panel van is way too appropriate

  I was behind a bus at a stop sign carrying agitators going to Minneapolis to protest Renee Good's death. The light turns green, the bus pulls into the intersection, but an 18 wheeler was barreling down the cross traffic street. It ran the red light & plowed into the bus & killed everyone on board. I was taken back by what I saw & said "OMG - that could have been me in there!" So the next day I got myself a CDL.

  2026-01-12 01:08

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  British Ask If Starmer Can Be Next

  Is there a bad politician exchange program where Starmer & Maduro could run each other's country? I don't see how this could go wrong.

  2026-01-12 00:58

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  Maybe his daughter will be safe surrounded by bodyguards

  Is George boy starting his transformation into Chuck Schumer?

  2026-01-11 10:23

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  Libtards

  Joseph Stalin* "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." I'd like some statistics on certain groups of people.

  2025-12-30 14:14

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  RIP justice

  When you get DEI judges, innocent people DIE.

  2025-10-29 15:33

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  who dracula

  I got that reference but someone stole it. I HAD a 1000mm mirror lens for my 35mm cameras (along with a 18 to 28 wide angle zoom & other cool photography accessories) but someone broke into my house and stole all of it.

  2025-10-10 02:08

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  kanye told me to

  90% of this is half mental.

  2025-10-10 01:41

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  Fermentation appreciation post. Respect the process

  Fermentation is rotting with style.

  2025-10-10 01:29

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  KaBoom? Yes Rico, KaBoom!

  No, I don't think I will.

  2025-10-04 11:54

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  Halloween costume

  Are the seashells for Comey's dogwhistle post? The one where he "found" seashells arranged to say "86 47" or kill the 47 prez (Trump).

  2025-09-29 02:56

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  dongs in a dyslexic

  Why would my dyslexia be "cuffing" me up?

  2025-09-26 17:17

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  US GDP got a lil boost, market still confused

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just the opposite when libtards are running things. Initially, they come out with high numbers but later release the correct low numbers when no one is paying attention. Predictable.

  2025-09-26 16:59

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  They trained an AI on Reddit—and gave it nightmares

  Thanks for the damn nightmare fuel.

  2025-09-26 16:38

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  When a smile turns into a debate

  Stretched out sluts

  2025-09-26 16:35

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  Just reminding everyone I’ll turn evil soon

  I usually wait for a PPV event to turn into a bad guy.

  2025-09-25 02:19

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  Me fr

  W hat are you implying?

  2025-09-25 02:10

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  Tylenol

  I don't think I will.

  2025-09-25 02:09

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  side mission

  I was washing my hands in the restroom when another guy comes to sinks to wash his hands and says, "I wrote my name by going to the bathroom on the floor." I get excited and pipe-up, "I did too!" He then says, "I MEANT number one." I then said, "Oh."

  2025-09-25 02:05

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  Almost 49, no savings, no plan. Just pure vibes

  And then they tell you Social Security won't be around when it's time for you to retire.

  2025-09-24 13:37

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  Muslim waiter : don't worry sir I'll r@pe it too

  San Francisco: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" Waiter to kitchen staff: Who left their zipper in the Kettle this time? India: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" Waiter: "Those maggots, they grow up so fast, don't they?"

  2025-09-24 12:06

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  Most realistic episode ever

  Jimmy "$H!+4brains" Kimmel

  2025-09-24 11:57

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  kitten pack surprise

  Which one did you name "Sphincter Face"?

  2025-09-24 09:24

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  star go brr

  But only one of yo' mamma will fit in there.

  2025-09-24 09:21

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  lawyer unlocked truth

  This just in Jasmine Crock'O'$h!+ just said, "Just because a person raped someone doesn't mean they're a rapist".

  2025-09-23 16:40

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  heh that'll show them/their/there!

  Trump's latest announcement: "Never consume the Americium from your smoke detectors. The superpowers you get are never worth the health risks. It's actually worse than vaping."

  2025-09-23 16:29

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  The weight of vengeance after ending a bee life

  I've seen a similar video about a jazz festival in Cincinnati where a bunch of people joined in a beating.

  2025-09-23 16:15

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  timbers lost

  If you add "If you know what I mean" to any old colloquial phrase, it sounds dirty. Example: He's "beating a dead horse, if you know what I mean".

  2025-09-23 16:11

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  First rule on colonized worlds: respect the fragile walls

  Nor beans, cabbage or broccoli omelets.

  2025-09-23 16:04

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  british museum be wild

  Why didn't they just shoot 'em out of the cannon? Oh, I remember - it's hard to find people of that caliber.

  2025-09-23 15:58

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  Lubed By Hopes & Dreams

  Yeah, those things need to be taught in school. HomeEc is a girly class, so I never got close to taking it. It should be mandatory for all school kids.

  2025-09-23 15:25

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  Threats to boycott, a reminder of collective power

  But did Jimmy get arrested and put in jail for saying something offensive about protected races, like in the UK? No? Then he still had freedom of speech. But his employers had the freedom to fire his @$$ if it was bad for business.

  2025-09-19 19:49

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  linkedin reaper arc

  I prefer "What goes around, comes around". Or reaping what you sow. Or FOAFO.

  2025-09-19 19:35

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  Title

  Correction. It's called the misleadia for good reasons.

  2025-09-16 21:55

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  sea wolves go swimming

  Get Ernest Borgnine & Jan-Michael Vincent and have Airwolves.

  2025-09-12 03:30

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  Last McDonald's meal served in Iceland is still intact af...

  Umm... leave a Micky D's burger & fries on the dash of your car for a month- I guarantee it won't look like that. Even left in a fridge it'll look a nd smell nasty.

  2025-09-12 03:05

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  introvert final boss

  Well, don't. You might attract Shiites and gigolos.

  2025-09-12 02:59

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  french punishment

  I always thought Joan of Arc wuz Noah's wife.

  2025-09-12 02:49

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  Men really running on vibes and delusion

  I dunno. White males (especially the 45 to 64 age group) have one of the highest suicide rates.

  2025-09-12 02:38

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  richest change

  It's Doc Sampson from Marvel comics. Green hair from gamma radiation. I would think gamma radiation would make you bald, but here we are.

  2025-09-12 02:28

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  human first

  Are you sure?

  2025-09-11 22:09

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  warning again

  It's actually Thanos ready to snap his fingers again.

  2025-09-11 17:29

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  https://x.com/AmericaPapaBear/status/1965888468028174347

  My sentiments. I deleted imgur years ago when I discovered memedroid was more to my feelings. I got poonished by "the powers that be" on several occasions. Delete them now & lower your blood pressure.

  2025-09-11 17:21

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  what did she say

  May the downvoters get that cancer.

  2025-09-11 17:15

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  Facebook mom ragequits over white guilt

  2%? I don't know any.

  2025-09-11 17:12

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  Tigers walk alone and lions crave company—that’s natu...

  Booo to whoever downvoted this. These memes always make me happy.

  2025-09-11 14:58

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  NYC sanitation promotion goes full military

  "It's not Mr Clean to you! It's Admiral Clean! I've got the bars & stripes to prove it!"

  2025-09-11 14:56

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  vibranium budget cosplay

  How much were reviews based on wokism? Wakanda Forever & Ant-Man Quantumania came out within months of each other. The audience ratings were about even, but WF graded higher & A&W:Q lower by Rotten Tomatoes critics.

  2025-09-11 14:52

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  Travis Kelce got the DLC upgrade: Vape dealer to softboi

  That pepper spray has that effect on lots of people.

  2025-09-03 02:33

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  Darwin, exhausted and honest like the rest of us

  I usually only hate one thing at a time. I hate everything today. Tomorrow I will hate everyone. The day after? My little moods will decide that at the last moment.

  2025-09-03 02:29

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  Pastor Yoda

  Your lack of faith disturbing I find.

  2025-09-03 01:45

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  Redskins go brrrrrrr

  Never waste a chance to offend people. I suggest the "Washington Foreskins".

  2025-09-03 01:40

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  Funny

  Did you just fart?

  2025-09-03 01:37

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  It's a repost but I wanted to see how much things have ch...

  "Help me Vanna White, you're my only hope."

  2025-09-03 01:14

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  I’m driving

  I really like the containers the milk comes in.

  2025-08-31 23:36

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  Blessed are those who endure persecution for the sake of ...

  Only about 1% of those in Gaza are Christians. And they are persecuted by non-Christians & the Hamas gov't. 3000 Christians in 2007, 1000 in 2023, by mid 2024 only about 500. But blame the Jews for all their problems.

  2025-08-31 23:23

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  Checkmate MF

  I'm a gonna start identifying myself as "The Wrath of God".

  2025-08-31 23:13

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  cracker barrel menace

  Are there other ethnic group barrels too, like Barrel of Monk.... awe, forget it.

  2025-08-26 11:31

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  dark humor

  Did he take her out for Ash Wednesday too?

  2025-08-26 11:25

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  This man is not well and it shows

  He's trying to get animals to be comfortable around him and let their guard down. Then SIZZLEFRAZ, cooked meat from Cyclops eye beams!

  2025-08-26 09:47

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  gold eye priestess cursed run

  I dunno. Looks like a first generation Terminator.

  2025-08-26 09:33

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  oh no

  The majority of "Germans" are Islamic nationals.

  2025-08-26 09:21

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  cat stack unlocked

  They're snow leopards. You can use them to make a snowman.

  2025-08-26 08:54

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  Frozen in time, waiting for tomorrow

  It's good to take 'em out every once in a while to thaw.

  2025-08-26 08:47

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  Titles (Slowed and Reverb)

  Riddle me this. If he's over weight, why is he an action figure? Why isn't he called a sedentary figure?

  2025-08-23 09:14

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  When flags become symbols, you know it's getting serious

  Rektem? Damn near Killt 'em.

  2025-08-22 15:50

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  i bite back

  Splatter that chihuahua against the wall.

  2025-08-22 13:49

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  Title

  Mugshots Over The Bow

  2025-08-21 09:41

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  DOLPH

  That's not Dolph Lundgren, that's Jaws from James Bond movies.

  2025-08-20 10:35

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  Please... stop. You suck if you do this

  I dunno man. Fellow Memedroiders watch the news so I don't have to.

  2025-08-20 10:32

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  Black Wall

  "The Wall" & "Paint It Black" - Ooh, sounds like a collaboration between Pink Floyd and The Rolling Stones. I love it!

  2025-08-20 10:23

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  Another one bites the crust

  Bycexual Race, I want to ride my... aw, forget it.

  2025-08-19 14:18

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  Stop. Just don't.

  The difference between Comey and J Edgar Hoover is Hoover didn't mind getting a pink slip. But maybe that's not really the difference.

  2025-08-19 14:04

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  A refried bean recipe and a family legacy

  To those asking "Where's the meme?" Here's the joke: don't drain the fat & add Ex-Lax. It'll make a wild wedding reception!

  2025-08-19 14:01

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  13%

  That 13% thing- I've heard about it, but I just can't remember the context.

  2025-08-19 13:51

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  Terence Stamp, General Zod himself, dies at 87

  But did you ever kneel before him? No? Ingrates.

  2025-08-19 11:26

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  australia is just hard mode

  Australia: the land of 6 feet down under.

  2025-08-19 10:40

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  The criminal in command doesn't like competition

  The judge over the trial was "The (dis)Honorable Juan Manuel Merchan" who donated to Joe Biden's campaign, the Progressive Turnout Project and one of their subsidiaries, "Stop Republicans". But sure, I'm just positive the whole case was "on the up and up".

  2025-08-18 15:43

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  Look at this mess.

  It's "itself" not "herself".

  2025-08-16 11:29

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  Drug use is basically wizardry for adults

  And people involved with spiritism would use illicit drugs to "open their minds to the spirits". In modern times many drug abusers will also have problems with demons.

  2025-08-15 16:22

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  Archangel goes full endgame boss mode

  The Archangel (singular, never plural) is extremely powerful, but restrains himself per Jude verse 9. But God will turn him loose one fine day.

  2025-08-12 15:15

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