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  Busted

  I did not see that coming

  13h

  +12
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  dongs in a bar

  Guy: "I'm not the brightest crayon in the box" proceeds to make a ton of money keeping the city's infrastructure working. Chick: I have a useless PhD in bullshit. It's everybody else's fault that I'm poor.

  13h

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  THIS....

  Liberals obsess over the weirdest things

  13h

  +4
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  Muppet cut please

  That's brilliant

  2026-06-20 22:42

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  Muppet cut please

  I was going to say that. Nice!

  2026-06-20 22:39

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  Train!!!!

  I chuckled, so by the old laws, I'm required to give you an upvote.

  2026-06-16 21:38

  +1
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  Hold on to your hats, but her milk is white, too!

  That looks like a couple of dudes in a cow costume.

  2026-06-14 21:49

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  title

  Gaslighting is one of those terms that's become so overused that it's lost any real meaning. Whenever somebody does or says anything that somebody else finds mildly annoying, they just call it gaslighting.

  2026-06-14 18:03

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  Finally leaked

  I finally have the secret formula

  2026-06-13 14:01

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  Actually thoughtful

  Why bother, they all look the same

  2026-06-08 14:08

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  Mom approved

  Doggo is full of soft and warm. Good for napping on.

  2026-06-08 14:03

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  trolling cats:

  I'm getting AI vibes from this.

  2026-06-07 19:05

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  Nobody showed up

  I don't want Disney to make an Obi Wan movie because they inevitably make him gay and retarded.

  2026-06-03 14:15

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  Palm Reader

  My wife and I celebrate our 7 year anniversary tomorrow. We still have sex on a regular basis and it's still amazing. Keep Jesus at the foundation of your marriage.

  2026-06-01 19:19

  +1
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  dongs in a hat

  Epic levels of cringe

  2026-05-26 21:19

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  not impressed

  The Beatles are the most overrated band in history. I'll die on that hill.

  2026-05-26 20:59

  +1
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  rockies vs dodgers

  This is why we need to be able to block certain accounts from our feed.

  2026-05-26 20:38

  +1
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  Not a cat

  How have we not domesticated foxes yet? They would be such cool pets.

  2026-05-26 17:01

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  Mailman lore

  Instead of driving a mail truck, she looks like she should be driving some sort of motor boat.

  2026-05-25 22:08

  0
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  heh

  Well, they're about to see some really stupid shit then.

  2026-05-21 21:46

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  zero dopamine

  Time to train

  2026-05-17 23:38

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  That's Larry the Cable Guy's joke.

  2026-05-16 21:44

  +1
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  dongs in an animatronic

  Dip, dip ,dip, dip....

  2026-05-16 21:33

  +7
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  rabbit propaganda

  Men with beds like that, get laid plenty....by other men.

  2026-05-13 11:01

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  We're off to get some fungal cream

  Clanker

  2026-05-10 23:54

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  Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel go

  There's always a bigger fish

  2026-05-09 20:33

  +2
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  Third Injury Today

  If she was my wife, I'd slap that everyday so hard it would sound like lightning strike

  2026-05-08 21:03

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  Still aged badly

  He's quoting Samuel Clemens by the way.

  2026-05-07 22:15

  +4
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  rock mall

  Not moving a rock isn't an accomplishment.

  2026-05-06 20:38

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  Title

  This is literally the best time in human history to be alive. Stop letting the media tell you how to feel.

  2026-05-05 13:57

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  Let the Liquor Do the Thinking

  That was an amazing episode.

  2026-04-30 20:41

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  Pick your weapon

  I've always been a sword & board kind of guy.

  2026-04-30 20:30

  +2
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  That coffee lied

  That thing shrunk like it saw Rosie O'Donnell naked.

  2026-04-29 11:06

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  Dinosaur got cooked

  God - I said NO DINOSAURS!

  2026-04-28 12:42

  +4
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  Choose your fighter

  OK

  2026-04-26 23:46

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  Twogoslavia

  The 7th largest GDP in Europe

  2026-04-26 15:39

  +3
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  mirror aim

  I wish I could give this more than one thumbs up

  2026-04-26 00:09

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  Sometimes the long way teaches more

  Those are some truly sad tits

  2026-04-25 22:53

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  no way

  Hi Bob.........................cat.

  2026-04-23 20:38

  +2
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  That’s a shame, find another bakery, you’ve already l...

  I'm sure the circumstances are exactly as the OP described them.

  2026-04-22 11:54

  +14
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  I mean... yeah

  I totally read that as "the crab can watch what the scientists are doing"

  2026-04-18 20:06

  +2
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  Opossums doing thankless work in the shadows

  Opossums don't eat ticks. That's a common old wives tale for some reason.

  2026-04-17 20:23

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  Hellooooooo, Nurse!

  Nurses tend to be very caring and compassionate, which are extremely attractive qualities.

  2026-04-17 19:18

  +5
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  windows peak

  XP Professional was peak. Everything after that was a mistake.

  2026-04-17 19:13

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  40k nerd debate

  Adeptus Custodes. Who are definitely only men.

  2026-04-17 19:06

  +8
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  Dashcam madness

  This must be Florida.

  2026-04-17 18:58

  +13
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  Life has its own timing and maybe that is a blessing

  

  2026-04-13 23:34

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  dongs in an arch

  WUT?

  2026-04-12 09:45

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  Im the real jesus

  For those that don't know, Harrison Ford was a carpenter until he got his big break in Star wars.

  2026-04-09 23:13

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  Low iq hate club

  The problem is, every single human being thinks they're not the idiot.

  2026-04-09 10:49

  +4
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  Horse gym buddy

  Li'l Sebastian!

  2026-04-08 11:18

  +3
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  Dentist core house

  The one on the right looks nicer but I would never condone painting stone or brick.

  2026-04-08 11:16

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  Middle age math doesn't add up and now I'm concerned

  Historically, people worked until they died. Retirement is a relatively new concept.

  2026-04-08 11:14

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  Opinion invalid moment

  I think it's a reference to a short part of their dual where they're swinging their lightsabers around a whole bunch but not hitting each other. Some people think it's just silliness but there's an in-canon reason why they're doing it.

  2026-04-06 23:32

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  You've really let yourself go, Lois

  I cut my wife's hair. It's not that hard once you learn how.

  2026-04-05 23:43

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  you fine

  I'm an asshole and my wife loves me

  2026-04-03 22:06

  0
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  Emo kittens lineup

  Fall out boy is a great name for a cat

  2026-04-01 22:23

  +1
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  THIS....

  The source is "Pretty Girl Maira." Ya, that sounds like a legit place to get your news.

  2026-04-01 19:06

  0
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  Even in history life kept moving quietly

  Has has

  2026-04-01 12:39

  +1
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  Circular motion explained through pure chaos

  Two floor cleaning memes in a row by different people. What are the chances?

  2026-03-31 23:45

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  Cursed timeline clip

  What's she mopping that floor with, silicone oil?

  2026-03-31 23:44

  0
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  Man secretly enlarges Missouri on wikipedia

  I live in Missouri and can confirm, things seemed to be getting unexplainably bigger for a while.

  2026-03-31 23:42

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  doogPost

  Churkish - rude in a mean-spirited and surly way.

  2026-03-22 00:20

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  Predicting the whether or not it's worth it

  The wadded up tissue on the table concerns me.

  2026-03-20 23:48

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  Power comes from money status or just being clueless

  The dunning Kruger effect.

  2026-03-20 17:59

  +1
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  Robbery speedrun

  Shower gun

  2026-03-11 20:03

  +4
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  Free me

  GOOGLE Pixel master race

  2026-03-10 20:11

  -3
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  Prison cooking vibes

  I've tried this. It's a bad idea. It makes your kettle smell like eggs.

  2026-03-09 22:30

  +3
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  Speedrun deportation

  Deport him to the middle of the ocean with nothing but a beach ball.

  2026-03-09 10:15

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  Suspicious surprise

  If you don't pick the cotton, we send you to prison. Surprise! It's actually a zoo.

  2026-03-09 10:13

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  Ethical diamonds until the microscope comes out

  Don't forget about the child labor

  2026-03-08 20:46

  0
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  Years of trauma fixed in one unexpected moment

  I needed that.

  2026-03-07 01:36

  0
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  me hiring

  The question actually is "why should we hire you instead of one of the 500 other people who applied to this position"

  2026-03-06 21:01

  0
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  coffee time

  I can't explain why I find this so funny. But it makes me happy, and that is enough.

  2026-03-05 23:30

  +2
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  burger boss

  I really wish the sound worked on this.

  2026-03-05 10:39

  +4
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  me neither but chick-fil-a doesn't forget sauce so

  I love chick-fil-a, but I think McDonald's spicy chicken sandwich is actually better. Feel free to disagree.

  2026-03-04 23:09

  0
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  dongs in a drink

  That's not a bloody mary, that's a bloody Martian.

  2026-03-01 18:36

  +1
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  Wat

  I prefer bone in

  2026-03-01 18:33

  +1
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  Wiener milker

  Is she wearing two pairs of jeans

  2026-03-01 18:16

  +1
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  Florida energy but oddly wholesome

  I'm unclear on the differences between a crackhead and a tweaker.

  2026-02-27 19:01

  +2
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  Wait am I banned

  It's okay. She can come live with me.

  2026-02-27 18:59

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  Incredible

  AI systems would probably descend into madness a lot more slowly if we didn't give them access to Reddit.

  2026-02-24 22:16

  +12
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  PSA

  STOP REMINDING ME!

  2026-02-24 22:10

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  Olympics stamina build

  Kind of understandable. You take a lot of teenagers and young adults in peak physical condition and put them in tight quarters together. There's going to be some shenanigans.

  2026-02-23 22:33

  +1
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  When the world falls quiet and you stand alone

  The woke mind virus has eaten their brains. There is nothing left in them but violence and rage.

  2026-02-23 22:28

  +1
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  Armed man shot near Trumps Florida home

  Fuck around,

  2026-02-23 18:46

  +2
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  dongs in a bell

  I have to admit, I laughed a little.

  2026-02-21 18:00

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  hypocritePost

  I remember reading this for the first time as a young Christian and wondering "do Catholics just not know about this?"

  2026-02-21 13:57

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  Funny how Libs swear they hate the guy when they emulate ...

  Was Hitler vegan?

  2026-02-21 13:46

  0
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  Mechanic hearing I use canola oil

  Canola oil was bioengineered for the purpose of lubricating machines before petroleum took over. It was never meant for human consumption.

  2026-02-21 00:01

  0
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  Let me show you how it's done.

  Dang! I hope that dude's ok.

  2026-02-20 23:51

  0
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  Lol

  I'm not sure, but what I think he's trying to say, is hiring a prostitute is cheaper.

  2026-02-18 19:55

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  Man finds the one path out of thousands and cheats death

  New fear unlocked

  2026-02-17 23:15

  0
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  Choose your battle sound

  That Halo combat evolved sound effect sent me back in time to happier days.

  2026-02-16 23:03

  +1
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  Massive discovery.

  Now we just need some disposable people to dig it up for us. I guess illegal immigrants are back on the menu boys.

  2026-02-16 22:32

  +1
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  GIMME BABY TURTLES!!!!

  Now put them in somebody's boba tea

  2026-02-15 23:12

  0
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  A picture's worth 1000 smells

  "Study finds that foreigners stink." Got it

  2026-02-15 14:08

  +10
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  Na zdrowie

  Is it free?

  2026-02-13 20:11

  +4
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  Every day I'm spuddlin'

  I never realized that I was an expert spuddler

  2026-02-13 20:10

  +2
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  big horse

  That is not a moose. That is a horse.

  2026-02-12 23:12

  +2