Últimos comentarios

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  That's my kind of pasta

  Boobs...or nut sacks?...I guess it's up to interpretation.

  2016-01-16 20:12

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  No leash on the dog and she has bank of America..I guess she's used to making bad decisions.

  2016-01-15 10:09

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  Yikes

  If things get that bad just get your ass to tijuana and mingle with the opposite sex at various bars and events. Change your settings not your standards.

  2016-01-14 17:49

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  .

  I know a moltres when I see one... (slowly reaches for a masterball)

  2016-01-11 10:07

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  Oh china......

  It's funny how finn gets reduced significantly but the Droid BB gets enhanced greatly.....Oh China, they do love them droids.

  2015-12-20 10:35

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  Classic

  Well all of them except batman

  2015-12-09 13:12

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  E. T. A jedi

  Back from the dead he also has the ability to heal others which is a ability only sith have.

  2015-12-02 23:03

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  E. T. A jedi

  In theory E.T is actually a SITH, it's mentioned that only one sith was able to resurrect life. In the ET movie not only did he resurrect a flower while wearing a sheet over himself that makes him look like a sith but he also manages to bring himself.....

  2015-12-02 23:01

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  I would dump that bitch

  Meanwhile she spends majority of the day on her phone even while they're together and worst of all while watching a movie and missing key elements to the story then saying the movie is dumb cause she doesn't "get it". She's the worst kind of person.

  2015-11-18 13:49

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  .

  As true as this is at least you get your money worth in fallout 4, I bought halo 5 and returned it cause the 4 hour story mode and multiplayer are just a mess and inexcusable plus no split screen! That's what made halo fun.

  2015-11-18 13:37

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  Talk shit, get lit

  People act surprised that Ronda fans turned on her....you serious? Have you met people before? They're horrible. It happens to all great fighters from Mike Tyson to Muhammad Ali and Anderson Silva, fair weather fans are nothing new.

  2015-11-15 18:38

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  Pebble Johnson

  Im More surprised she survived the courtship.

  2015-11-13 18:03

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  Yep

  It's scary how fast corporations bend and give to these extremists, they won't stop child labor but they'll stop supporting a woman in a bikini, which in its time was a great achievement since woman where forced to cover up in most films.

  2015-11-08 15:04

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  I like dicks but not the restaurant

  The porn star gianna Michaels used to work at a dicks burger place in Seattle...which is ironic cause you know...dicks.

  2015-11-06 14:02

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  Omg true

  Not everyone can wear skinny suits and not all careers require suits.

  2015-11-02 15:29

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  Yeah

  remember, Illegally downloading music hurts the artist. Instead of one's he could of been stuffing twenties in strippers thongs.

  2015-10-29 13:11

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  vegan

  This made me laugh more than it should of

  2015-10-29 13:07

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  I miss my Tripp pants.

  A 50-50 Grind on a small curb with a pound of sex wax in front of your middle school was never complete unless you where wearing these pants back in the 90's.

  2015-10-16 11:56

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  I like the t20 better!

  Hey pc gamers, are you guys enjoying batman?

  2015-10-06 10:18

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  No respect ^^

  Why is the undertaker using MMA submission moves? he could just use lesners weakness, a Mexican punch to the face.

  2015-09-18 13:04

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  Handjob on the right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Where's high heels to look tall...crouch down to not look tall in pictures. Woman logic 101.

  2015-08-27 15:14

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  ิ

  "Clone some chicks" that trooper has his priorities straighten out.

  2015-04-29 18:48

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  marvel or DC?

  They also forgot justice league dark, Guillermo del Toro is directing it. Before marvel was anything Guillermo directed blade 2 which at the time was one of the better comic book movies. Hollywood rule 101 if your movie script has monsters get Guillermo.

  2015-04-26 15:43

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  "Born to die as a waste of air"

  The dog followed the Swedish team after they gave the dog a very popular Swedish meatball. Google the story, it's really amazing.

  2015-04-25 14:25

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  yaaaasss

  That there looks like a fine bowl of diabeetus.

  2015-04-25 10:36

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  Zombie certified

  That chainsaw would get so full of zombie gunk by your third kill that it will get stuck and stall out, Now you just have added weight on the front of the gun which would fatigue you when you aim Down the sights.

  2015-04-25 10:11

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  Puppy

  Those are the holes where the arm bracket for their computer mount gets connected.

  2015-04-25 09:29

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  But... But... But...

  He should make one about how iggy thinks you can drive from L.A to Tokyo.

  2015-04-24 17:03

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  Febreeze will make it worse...

  The flexible but hygiene challenged female looks like adult actress gia Jordan. That is all.

  2015-03-30 19:11

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  Frog rodeo..

  It's like in the first panel frank the frog is saying "I'm gonna ride you like a bull, jeff" Jeff the beetle it's says "you better not do that again." Last two panels is just Jeff saying "God fucking dammit FRANK!"

  2015-03-30 18:41

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  Emotubbies

  I didn't know until now that I'm terrified of this....I bet they still eat tubby custard.

  2015-03-28 18:21

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  bitch of the year

  Judging by the way he's barely wearing that hat and the way she probably neglects to tell people about him, Ill bet money you'll spot them at the nearest welfare office in like a year or so. In other words the dude got lucky for her saying no.

  2015-03-24 18:56

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  ⊙▃⊙

  The Mantis shrimp has four times as many types of color-sensitive cones as humans in their eyes, So there's a lot going on with the spectrums of colors that we just cant Physically perceive.

  2015-03-23 01:43

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  dat smile

  That's a nice line 6 spider amplifier in the background, I have two of them and they work amazing.

  2015-03-19 10:42

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  Not happenin bro

  Having a job kind of screws you over since they don't take it very well if you ask for a week off.

  2015-03-08 23:48

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  I wish I was that pussy

  Hoes be like: look at my new cat.

  2015-02-23 10:40

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  My cat prefers fetching rolls of tp.

  Neighbors: Where the fuck are my sponges.

  2015-02-21 03:28

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  I swear baby I was just checkin the time

  The human spine can only take so much, one of these days this chick is gonna end up in a wheelchair trying to take a pick for likes on Facebook.

  2015-02-21 02:47

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  Dolphin

  It's this shit right here, why they haven't been to the playoffs since 2008

  2015-02-21 02:45

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  Perfect

  It look like the picture was taken a month later...without a time stamp this is even more useless.

  2015-02-13 01:00

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  Good man

  Being a resident of southern California for 27 years I can confirm the healing power of Tijuana Mexico.

  2015-02-05 13:45

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  Level Up!

  The lengths we go to just so we can complete raids in Destiny

  2015-01-30 20:21

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  it's a trap.

  Is...is she wearing a rape whistle? she does realize that a rape whistle only attracts more rapist.

  2014-10-21 15:37

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  true fuckin shit right here, BASTARDS!!!!

  wanna know how I got these scars?

  2014-10-07 01:24

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  don't eat sushi.. :(

  On this day, of all days. I thought I was a good idea to eat some sushi.

  2014-09-25 14:48

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  phone wallet

  well if you lose your cards you can just call to cancel them....oh wait.

  2014-09-09 10:43

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  Pentagraaaaammm!

  it actual rituals a pentagram needs to have six points touching the circle. obviously only one star has six points, it's not used in movies/shows cause guess who owns Hollywood?

  2014-08-31 09:18

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  atleast their outside

  so no one ever played game boy color outside when they where I kids? I was and still play pokemon yellow outside when the opportunity arises. the worst thing you can do as an adult is forget what you did as a child.

  2014-08-28 12:22

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  Throne

  ah fuck I mean *know!.....*know....well I'm off to the grammar Nazi shooting range I suppose

  2014-08-07 16:41

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  Throne

  littlefinger actually makes a comment about this in the show, varys says it's the throne of a thousand swords and littlefinger replies "no it's actually around 250 i should now I counted." to which varys replies "I bet you have".

  2014-08-07 16:39

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  bruce....

  getting everything taken away by the California state divorce laws is fucking brutal. I bet he's still gonna be forced to pay child support...fuck California laws, I live in cali but hate all the loop holes.

  2014-06-13 11:55

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  .

  the reason he has a new car is because he was "filming" a vine video while driving like he always does for some reason and crashed. he could of injured someone making a damn you tube clip. this meme just bothers me so much, for personal reasons.

  2014-06-08 17:31

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  historical things

  just Google the incident, it actually happened. movies really exaggerate everything, where meat bags so after high impacts our skin just hold all the broken bones and pudding that was once your organs.

  2014-06-08 11:05

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  Tis but a scratch

  this is my attitude while I play darksouls 2...oh I just died and lost 20,000 souls..that sucks I guess.

  2014-06-06 01:42

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  Dare I even try this?

  I'm making a pancake that has a pancake drawn on it

  2014-05-29 20:38

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  I guess he REALLY wanted the guitar...

  that looks like a Gibson les Paul guitar which easily goes for over $2,000....I would steal it too

  2014-05-28 15:01

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  error in your favour

  ^^ behold bewbz.

  2014-05-27 15:12

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  Game On

  this engine will make glorious cut scenes to remind you how shitty the game play graphics are remember when the doom 3 engine made everyone shit themselves with pure glee? play it now and it's rubbish, graphics will never surpass storytelling.

  2014-05-25 15:56

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  yep

  I used to walk to school....i didn't get a car until I had a full time job. given that I live in California and the minimum wage is as useful as a steak to a vegetarian.

  2014-05-25 14:10

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  Go ahead and assume it; just be prepared for the worst. :P

  leave it to a "feminist" to over react and use a stupid analogy that's is too extreme, really asleep and dead? it's girls like her that give real feminist a bad name.

  2014-05-22 18:28

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  my dad know that feel

  well if you lose it just call the bank to cancel your card....wait

  2014-05-17 20:28

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  don't even think about it!

  all I could notice is the lack of a leash on that pit bull, well even if it had a leash she wouldn't slow him down one bit if he wants something

  2014-05-12 18:06

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  poundin

  I'm told there's a tower in this picture but I don't see it.

  2014-04-22 18:15

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  sinister six movie in the works

  it came out a week early in Mexico as well,most marvel movies come out a week earlier outside the United states. Spider-Man 2 was by far the most entertaining Spider-Man movie in a long time,they did an amazing job on displaying his spider sense.

  2014-04-19 10:11

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  I do declare I made a mighty good find(:

  It has been confirmed on plenty of occasions that they deliberately put the blue meth as a nod to breaking bad. You can actually just google it and find out.

  2014-03-27 21:46

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  title

  12 roses but only 10 $100 dollar bills, hes 2 $100 dollars shy from covering the dozen. He has problems with committing to an idea he started, which might explain why he's apologizing.

  2014-03-24 00:08

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  Imagin sticking your dick in a motor

  I would pay money to fund a company to invent a dimension bending machine just to watch this guys reaction in a universe like the movie cars.

  2014-03-15 14:43

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  thatd suck....

  I guess you can say (puts on sunglasses) his day is a pain in the ass (YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAHAAHHHHH)

  2014-03-13 13:21

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  WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR

  He started off as a good guy up until he started drinking wine, mainly cause they use to brew wine in LEAD POTS and drink them from LEAD CHALICES, lead kills your brain and changes behavior.

  2014-03-12 10:45

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  Raawwwrr

  History of violence? If a dog bites one person THAT'S it you're done either move the dog somewhere or the pond, a cat attacks someone "oh,that's how cats are" honestly just kick the fucking cat out, a child is more important.

  2014-03-11 18:14

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  So cute!!!

  throw a pokeball at that SHINY!

  2014-03-09 10:17

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  How sweet. ....I think

  Why....why is there teflon tape on the table? What does that have to do with cake

  2014-03-09 09:37

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  well then ._________________________.

  Of course i'll just charge you a dollar......

  2014-03-09 09:29

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  Could be useful

  So in conclusion most americans get paid roughly 600 on a full 80 hour check every 2 weeks which adds up to 1200 a month assuming you dont spend a penny. So set realistic goals and save within your wage. Nothing is ever cookie cutter perfect.

  2014-03-08 15:06

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  Could be useful

  It looks nice all organized but for real world practice this makes no sense at all unless you get paid over $20 an hour and get paid weekly but most people make $8 an hour and get paid every 2 weeks.

  2014-03-08 15:03

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  Could be useful

  Dollars from you full about 600 dollar check but for the following 2 weeks you need to set aside 301 which is HALF your check! 3rd installment 497 and for the last a wage surpassing 693! This wont allow you to do anything.

  2014-03-08 15:01

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  Could be useful

  Heres my problem with this lets assume you gave a minimum wage job and you get paid every 14 days for starters this chart ends early it should end on 56 to complete 4 complete work pay period. Second the first 2 weeks are do-able cause its only 80...

  2014-03-08 14:59

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  .

  Lets see how long it takes for him to crash his new car that he got cause he crashed his old car making a vine video while driving. There's a reason its illegal to use your phone while driving.

  2014-03-08 11:45

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  LOL

  Dat hand thou....it look like you're 68 years old...MOISTURIZE!!

  2014-03-08 11:09

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  Liam Coolsin

  This is actually from a movie called third person,its heavy on dialog and relies on the audience to get invested in 3 overlapping story arcs. Its a good drama. The only reason to watch it is to see olivias BOOBIES

  2014-03-08 10:26

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  i cried

  Is that her crushed head on the top panel?...yeah maybe put some ice on that and you can probably have an open casket viewing

  2014-03-07 15:22

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  Rancor Life Cycle

  Y...Y U DO DIS

  2014-03-04 13:55

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  Sex Class

  I was using the same hands on method until people where asking question like "who are you?" ,"are you even a teacher?","this is culinary class,and that not how you stuff a turkey". Teaching is a thankless job

  2014-03-04 13:48

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  spawn of all things evil and painful. Got mine removed a ...

  Appendix,don't even think about it

  2014-03-03 23:32

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  I dunno a title

  Much bread.

  2014-03-02 16:47

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  stop putting cum everywhere

  POOH-"Im gonna smear ejaculant on everything you hold near and dear." Zero bothers will be given.

  2014-03-02 13:14

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  Favorite Marvel movie/Most excited upcoming Marvel movie?

  He originally auditioned for thor but as soon as he saw chris he said maybe i should try for loki.....just in case

  2014-03-02 12:05

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  Lol

  This husky meme is the breath of fresh air we needed on memedroid, sure beats all those tumblr posts....so much tumblr...

  2014-03-01 20:48

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  Yer a wizard

  Balrog-

  2014-03-01 17:01

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  ?

  Music band

  2014-03-01 11:01

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  I died.

  The angle that she's leaning makes it look like she's missing her arm and she only has a stump.

  2014-03-01 10:51

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  shock wave

  That's what he gets for wearing khaki pants.

  2014-02-28 21:26

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  white people

  You can tell the one with the open mouth is the attention seeker and over reacts to everything for acknowledgement...not sure why this bothers me so much.

  2014-02-28 21:20

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  Must try this

  It's funny how shes by herself, her BF was like "if you wanna go do that stupid truck shit, you can have the keys just don't hit anything."

  2014-02-27 09:38

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  .

  She can say what she wants because of TITS!...But i digress,radiohead is NOT hipster music.

  2014-02-23 20:07

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  xD

  Goddammit! We've been through this before, keep shit like this off memedroid. Don't devalue the reputation of this app with crap like this..we barely survived the FML infestation only to have tumblr move in.They're NOT MEME'S!

  2014-02-23 14:45

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  Tublr ftw

  im waiting for that pissed off white girl to start complaining about how offensive this is.....even though its not.

  2014-02-20 16:32

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  Run.

  Being a allergic to latex is a real pain... but no really, it does suck and lamb skin is expensive and not as reliable plus it kind of freaks girls out when you say you have to slap on some lamb skin, Maybe my fault for doing my hannibal impression.

  2014-02-20 16:23

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  Dinoco is on Toy story and Cars.

  Tarantino movies are also ALL connected, as far back as true romance all the way to Django. Tarantino attention to detail is legendary especially after you realize how well he pieced all his work together.

  2014-02-18 16:50

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  Poor guy

  That's a dirty ass bong...wash it with hot water and alcohol.

  2014-02-16 22:39

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