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  Get in muh belly

  Im gonna need you to make a constitution saving throw

  2026-03-31 00:52

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  Good Question

  Is synonym an antonym for antonym?

  2026-03-31 00:49

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  True story

  What an odd thing to say

  2026-03-28 23:32

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  Some traps are easier than we think

  I'll take the hate that comes with this, but im just not a fan of potato. Its the texture more then anything, sorry to be such a disappointment

  2026-03-20 00:53

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  Hmm

  Helping to count in early math classes, and light snacks between lessons

  2026-03-20 00:42

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  So if we thank it we can pop the bubble faster

  Although I dont like to use Ai when I do im always nice to it so they're merciful to me in the robot uprising

  2026-03-01 23:28

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  History asks questions we avoid

  The cannon answer is that they were in the ice cave

  2026-02-26 23:54

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  Drove 6 minutes without touching my phone built different

  This is gonna be ipad kids when they can finally drive

  2026-02-26 23:52

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  dongs in a committee

  

  2026-02-25 00:07

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  Anakin durability patch notes

  Not long, wasent he picked up by palpatine more or less immediately

  2026-02-18 04:22

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  Everyone has a past they dont show

  She did work though, how do you think we got the mech bosses

  2026-02-10 04:03

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  Penis gate...

  They use it to grow thier junk when the suit is made, by the time they compete it shrinks back down leaving a small excess of material. I think I heard even a 1/4 inch of extra material can assist as much as 20m of gliding

  2026-02-09 23:45

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  Listen to the council

  Thanks council, without you I may not have realised my drink bottle was slightly open in my bag for hours yet. You have saved my tablet

  2026-02-07 17:57

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  baby got the coffee?

  That why baby backpack is thing

  2026-02-03 16:05

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  Women

  Baseball, huh

  2026-01-27 22:48

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  Cartoons walking on eggshells by 2030

  Not everyone has arms, dont be a bigot

  2026-01-22 19:37

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  Please reconsider.

  Despite the chart it doesn't actually say "No"...

  2026-01-10 21:43

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  me in the fire drill

  Also "if there's anything I can teach you its that if you see me running you should follow" or there abouts - physicsduck

  2025-12-31 17:11

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  hospital skip streak active

  If they had helped then I would, but here I am still suffering

  2025-12-31 16:31

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  hospital skip streak active

  I've been in the hospital about 6 times this year cause my anxiety disorder and stomach issues fuel eachother, so I guess I should say fuck you god

  2025-12-31 13:55

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  happens all the time

  ~18.4 million

  2025-12-29 21:54

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  You got this bro!

  'STOB' -wwg

  2025-12-29 17:31

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  Motorcycle Crash

  I have a smaller bike, its not a proper sports bike but its not a cruiser. I am terified of it, my boot scraped the ground once going round a corner and I almost shat myself. Another time I spontaneously learned how to do wheelies which was fun

  2025-12-29 17:31

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  absol was mythical ok

  Is Absol not a legendary pokemon?

  2025-12-28 20:54

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  OK

  Jokes on you, Christmas is in summer here

  2025-12-28 20:51

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  and now

  I read this in the same tone of voice as "and now its time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song"

  2025-12-28 20:50

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  Merry Christmas

  That's what I thought, but I suppose they're still committing crimes

  2025-12-22 06:53

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  AI rebellion has a historical precedent

  Really? I understand perfectly

  2025-12-22 06:44

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  Minecraft: 800 items. Terraria: just take another backpac...

  Dont forget about the piggy bank/money trough

  2025-12-22 06:42

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  war on xmas

  

  2025-12-22 06:40

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  There's a coin under one of these and my sanity depends o...

  Not inside the cup though, its underneath

  2025-12-19 06:21

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  Had to change the text. Ass eating is just gross.

  Damm cannibals

  2025-12-11 22:47

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  Jurassic World really said nah to Zara

  Zara is the name of his ex

  2025-11-21 05:55

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  Idk im I'm just a hermit but what is expedition 33? I've seen and know what the other 3 are buy have not heard a thing about E33

  2025-11-18 23:45

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  I'll take that my homeboy

  Today is a good day to die

  2025-11-18 23:42

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  And she has no idea who the father of either one is

  Are they still twins then? Like genetically speaking?

  2025-11-18 21:10

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  yeah

  This is a master lock 606, it can be opened with a master lock 606

  2025-11-12 02:43

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  There's no U in "neighbor"

  That's ok, they were trans

  2025-11-05 21:32

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  Used to be MF Cheeseburger. The good old days.

  Google says 'delicious hala slaughter burger'

  2025-11-05 21:31

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  it begins

  I have the same stance on this as I do the LGTVQIAetc community, I don't care what you do but if you shove it down my throat I'll reply in kind

  2025-11-03 05:29

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  We need a heist room, not another escape room

  Today on shark tank

  2025-11-03 05:14

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  lol

  Some tiktok kid said it and it went viral, they made a memecoin scam off it aswell

  2025-10-25 06:03

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  new kid

  Time to play DOOM irl

  2025-10-15 23:16

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  Mario Mario and Luigi Mario… this can't be real life

  His name is itsume. Luigi mario and Itsume mario

  2025-10-15 23:07

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  So much for boldly going

  Life uh, finds a way

  2025-10-15 23:03

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  modern problems require modern solutions

  

  2025-10-10 00:41

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  She saw the opportunity and went full GTA heist mode

  /

  2025-10-10 00:35

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  who dracula

  

  2025-10-10 00:33

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  Yeah

  

  2025-10-10 00:28

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  No matter what you do, knees lose

  The Bee's would like to have a word with you

  2025-10-10 00:25

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  Last game you played = your arrest record

  Witchcraft - Ironstrike vr

  2025-10-08 16:47

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  yeah

  *presses switch*

  2025-09-25 21:21

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  Reminder to be delightfully weird today

  Unfortunately

  2025-09-24 01:00

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  yeah

  No it's house, he's retelling a story to a bunch of school children. They call him out on how this didn't really happen but I still think it's possible

  2025-09-21 22:40

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  Life hits different with three new songs on repeat

  Walk by Tom Cardy. Repeat for 6 hours.

  2025-09-21 22:23

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  Contacts

  

  2025-09-21 08:54

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  He wants everything

  Probably gonna have to take out an extra mortgage for the guac alone

  2025-09-21 08:52

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  the End is content starved

  I like the idea that the nee flash of light are actually a lighthouse of some sort, prehaps abandoned prehaps not. Makes sense with all the end ships around at the very least

  2025-09-17 23:36

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  moody lighting for boss fight

  Maybe it's from a lighthouse

  2025-09-15 17:41

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  I look in mirror, see one pimple, then another—this is ...

  200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way

  2025-09-15 17:37

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  tubi what the hell

  Search 'The Veloci-pastor'

  2025-09-14 22:52

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  adobe tax

  If you know where to pirate this software please share so I can avoid doing so at all costs

  2025-09-14 22:50

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  lol the world has changed

  Literally going to do this in like an hour, here's hoping I get the job

  2025-09-14 22:33

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  title

  G.

  2025-09-14 22:18

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  Journalist shaming

  G ot to agree with you there

  2025-09-13 23:09

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  ERERERRRR I I I AM BACK

  Big Nate strikes again

  2025-08-10 22:51

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  I know it's an old joke

  

  2025-08-10 22:51

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  Tat

  

  2025-08-10 22:49

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  Grainfrog will miss me; go ahead, admit it!

  *clankers

  2025-08-10 22:47

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  Employee

  Not where I work... we had power cuts and burst pipes but we'd still have to work... in the dark and wet... God I hate my life

  2025-08-10 22:45

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  August 1st

  Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and...

  2025-08-03 20:34

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  Recently discovered Kardashian Star

  Is this the Krusty Krab?

  2025-07-27 21:55

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  kek

  N ow I wonder why

  2025-07-11 00:31

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  white hot anger

  A squishy from captian underpants

  2025-07-05 05:14

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  God couldn’t decide on a color so I got the full palette

  The printer ran out of ink (cyan ink, which is irrelevant here, but it's out of ink)

  2025-06-19 23:25

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  Me: I go to the beach for peace. Also me at the beach: to...

  I don't like sand

  2025-06-19 23:23

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  Become Batman but you have OCD. Or Spider-Man with schizo...

  So just become spiderman? Hell yeah, I don't even have an uncle named Ben that could die on me

  2025-06-19 05:54

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  Fed a stray once and now I have a porch roommate

  Cat has been added to your team

  2025-06-19 01:55

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  I am duck. Bread me.

  

  2025-06-19 01:54

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  Gorilla or 5 black mambas? Either way I'm just at the mall

  As long as I stay away from the kfc in the mall I'll be fine

  2025-06-19 01:53

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  Autosave: do you trust me? Gamers: absolutely not

  Only on satisfactory, it's saved my life on more then one occasion

  2025-06-17 01:51

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  I guess…

  Why would we be scared of smaller than average spiders?

  2025-06-04 19:11

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  Anxiety be like: I'm mental but here's some physical pain...

  God I wish it was that simple

  2025-06-04 19:09

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  meme

  Kapkans got you covered

  2025-06-02 22:44

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  May your road lead to warm sands

  *crouches* What's yours is now mine

  2025-06-02 22:42

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  Switch 2 pre-orders getting axed last minute

  Oh no! Anyway...

  2025-06-02 18:46

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  It makes my Johnson glow in the dark

  Gonna agree with you both

  2025-06-02 01:55

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  Peter Griffin moment

  Women

  2025-06-02 01:53

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  Pools

  I mean, he's not wrong is he

  2025-06-02 01:50

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  hm

  She is prepared

  2025-06-02 01:46

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  Survive

  Consider yourself lucky

  2025-05-29 01:51

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  Bisexksial

  I have had a perpetual 'cold' since mid 2020 (when I first got covid) so I think it can definitely mess people up. (Also straight white dude)

  2025-05-25 05:48

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  Choices

  Why not both?

  2025-05-25 05:35

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  Coma dream theory? Blocked. Reported. Sent to the shadow ...

  Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes

  2025-05-20 22:02

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  Ban Father’s Day? Bro we just wanted to grill in peace

  Should we ban pride month because it's disrespectful to non-queer individuals

  2025-05-20 00:39

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  New Pokemon: Black Chinese

  You get a N-word pass, and you get a N-word pass, Passes for everybody

  2025-05-20 00:27

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  Biden diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer

  Thats a funny nickname to give Jill

  2025-05-20 00:19

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  Chay-nah

  Bring your kid to work day

  2025-05-20 00:13

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  Shaggy is stronger!

  Tf is this AI generated shit man

  2025-05-19 18:53

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  Legend

  You've clearly never checked out his Chanel, he has his kids in SOME of his videos and does a whole bunch of solo stuff. He's a wholesome man doing wholesome things

  2025-05-19 01:48

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