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  Pakgentina

  I want to watch it just to see how insane it is

  2026-06-19 11:41

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  69

  Many thanks

  2026-06-15 19:15

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  Medieval confusion

  Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"

  2026-06-14 13:40

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  69

  Anybody else getting a server error when they try to upload? Been happening to me for months.

  2026-06-14 13:40

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  agent paperwork

  I've enjoyed it immensely, myself. Haven't finished the story yet, but the missions are amazing and you have multiple methods you can use to get to the objectives (kinda like new Hitman titles, which makes sense given they're both made by IOI).

  2026-06-03 07:13

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  Medieval confusion

  Because it's fuckin hilarious?

  2026-06-03 07:12

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  Gary just wants you fed

  Thank you, Gary

  2026-03-04 07:26

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  Nature cutscene unlocked

  Flying out like Ace Ventura

  2026-03-04 07:26

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  Wiener milker

  "HOW'D YOU MAKE $150,000?! LAST YEAR YOU MADE $12 AND A MUFFIN! MUH DICK

  2026-03-01 14:02

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  Raising children was always the real work

  Username checks out

  2026-02-28 19:53

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  2026 is my year meanwhile February

  No problem

  2026-02-28 08:17

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  2026 is my year meanwhile February

  "A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms" It's a prequel to the Game of Thrones series and it's, so far, extremely good.

  2026-02-27 14:46

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  Raising children was always the real work

  Eh...both are an issue, honestly. My wife had to undergo more hours of training to become a cosmetologist than most departments have their trainees go through to become sworn officers and carry a weapon.

  2026-02-27 07:52

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  Come on. Do something.

  Whereas when the other side has power they definitely don't try to make it a crime to own something you already legally purchased and have owned under the protection of a certain Constitutional Amendment, thereby turning you into a felon overnight.

  2026-02-27 07:48

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  2026 is my year meanwhile February

  Yeah he got absolutely demolished in that opening. I did not expect it to go as roughly as it did

  2026-02-27 07:46

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  She googled whats really in luxury skincare and now its c...

  Heh Weiners

  2026-02-27 07:45

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  Cameraman training arc

  I miss when we had secrets

  2026-02-26 08:00

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  Weather guy unhinged

  Alrighty then

  2026-02-26 07:58

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  Bro rent it to PhD

  All honesty if it's an owned home, extend the bathroom into that space The wall adjustment isn't the hard part since it's just a frame extension and additional flooring; the hard part is if there's plumbing on that wall for a sink.

  2026-02-26 07:56

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  No tip?

  See, when I see the username it changes everything

  2026-02-23 07:36

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  surprise buttsecks

  That's the "Helen Keller Punishment Stick"

  2026-01-28 15:17

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  Stories of growing up faster than one remembers

  It's still wild as hell to me that people in their 20s now have birthdays that are in the early 2000's I'm over here with my 1989 feeling like I need a fuckin wheelchair

  2026-01-12 06:22

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  mainly just wendy GOD I miss Gravity Falls

  Using the term "Alpha Chad" unironically in an actual statement just tells me you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

  2025-11-12 14:35

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  mainly just wendy GOD I miss Gravity Falls

  So it's gay to like women now? Goddammit I'm too old for this tomfoolery!

  2025-11-11 20:35

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  yeah

  

  2025-11-09 17:39

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  I’ve wasted five years of my life on this app, and I kn...

  Only 5? *Laugh/cries in 2012*

  2025-10-20 19:12

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  Royal gala

  Now that's how you do a prom invite

  2025-09-07 14:44

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  You wake up in 1995, what now?

  Open a trade account and start squirreling money away to buy as much Amazon and Bitcoin (once they came out) as possible.

  2025-09-03 16:16

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  Babbleblargh

  Eric Clapton agrees

  2025-08-23 20:46

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  The Mexican alignment chart, apparently

  The highway option

  2025-07-28 16:20

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  The Mexican alignment chart, apparently

  Mainly just violence and unresolved daddy issues, actually

  2025-07-28 16:20

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  Hawk Turda

  It's quite a horrible visual, I admit

  2025-07-02 11:38

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  Viva la revolution!

  Or maybe it's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard

  2025-06-26 11:08

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  I still do

  Used to? That's still my go-to communication method.

  2025-06-14 09:46

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  Costco=USA Sam's Club = Mexico membership= citizenship

  The logic seems to track with...certain things

  2025-06-14 09:44

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  i actually did it

  Ya know what, hell yeah

  2025-06-14 09:42

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  we've played these games before

  It's like the flu at this point. Mutated so much that the lethality (except in rare cases) is limited and the infectiousness is the only major issue, which in most cases isn't a huge issue.

  2025-06-08 16:31

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  everyone gets rekt

  Equal opportunity fuckery is the true way of comedy

  2025-05-23 17:12

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  How would you like your meat?

  YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

  2025-05-16 13:32

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  How would you like your meat?

  IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS STOOVIN

  2025-05-15 07:39

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  Worth it

  I like this one

  2025-04-28 15:35

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  10 toes in when I'm standin on business

  Minecraft is the most popular game for young children. The children yearn for the mines

  2025-04-26 16:05

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  No one

  And yet they consistently break it

  2025-04-26 16:04

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  5 guys 1 cup

  Still overflowing with enough fries for 3 cups.

  2025-04-26 16:02

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  Lizard Brain

  

  2025-04-18 13:21

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  Baltimore is basically a third world country, anyway

  TAKE ME HOOOOOOOME!

  2025-04-18 07:33

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  USA vs China tariffs now entering trench warfare mode

  He exempted the stuff that was already here or shipped as of April 5. A ten second search showed me this. Try harder.

  2025-04-17 18:44

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  USA vs China tariffs now entering trench warfare mode

  I mean, we buy a LOT of stuff from China so if it suddenly costs 3.5x as much we probably aren't gonna buy it and then they lose a TON of money. Fuggem.

  2025-04-17 09:26

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  can we just not

  But you're cool with sending billions of dollars in cash and equipment to a foreign nation (pick one, there's a few this applies to) that can't tell us where it all went? Sure sure, makes sense

  2025-04-17 09:24

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  Crisis averted

  Except Iran has been funding terrorist organizations for *checks calendar* fucking ever, and they're not picky on their targets.

  2025-04-15 20:12

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  Medium rare

  I mean, that's more rare than medium rare, but not inedible

  2025-04-15 20:11

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  Popularity down the drain

  Not without warning. It's been pushed for over a year now.

  2025-04-15 12:11

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  Sound quality is ✨T H E S H I T✨

  3-5 business days

  2025-04-15 11:49

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  Sound quality is ✨T H E S H I T✨

  Pure liquid shit, I believe

  2025-04-15 11:01

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  Yoghurt

  M&Ms (Peanut)

  2025-04-12 20:10

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  Odysseus showing up naked and angry like it’s a WWE ent...

  Putting the "O" in Odysseus

  2025-04-11 08:16

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  Me: antisocial goblin. That one extrovert: friend?

  This is me carrying my wife

  2025-04-10 15:18

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  Top 10% owns 80% of stocks.

  That is, in fact, an American Nightmare

  2025-04-05 15:27

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  Customer service workers should legally get one fight per...

  I mean...yes but no There's a SENSOR that does that, but it is not where the actual brakes are

  2025-04-03 13:53

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  I mean, if he washed it down with piss (which is stored in the balls, of course) then he should be fine

  2025-04-01 13:31

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  50-year-olds in 1985 vs 2025: same age, different species

  *Stares in Wilford*

  2025-03-31 13:22

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  Ghibli vote...

  Wasn't trying to curse anyone. I just stated my hope. And to be honest, I don't even mean it...you're just being such a shit human that it made me get creative with the imagination.

  2025-03-30 22:47

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  Cc

  Well I do sometimes, but normally I would carry concealed so I'm not making myself a target. If someone intends harm, seeing me armed may dissuade them but it might also just make them take me out first. I'd rather be a surprise.

  2025-03-30 22:44

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Hopefully you drew this conclusion without a practical application of the theory

  2025-03-30 22:42

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  Ghibli vote...

  I hope you get ball cancer. First in the right one, go through surgery and chemo and think you're good, then the other one gets it and you end up surviving but have no balls.

  2025-03-29 18:44

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  I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

  Keep that same energy in the dating world and maybe it'll pan out for you

  2025-03-29 16:34

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Hope in one hand and shit in the other, tell me which fills up first

  2025-03-29 16:31

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  Cc

  People are less shitty when there's a chance that being shitty will earn them a walk-in appointment with the coroner

  2025-03-29 16:30

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  

  2025-03-26 17:13

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Eh...bone sauce is an entirely different substance

  2025-03-26 07:53

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  man up and stop being afraid of everything...

  A friend of mine transitioned after attempting suicide multiple times. Now I'm pretty sure he's dead somewhere in Germany because a therapist convinced him to turn his dick inside out and he lost his shit.

  2025-03-22 07:35

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  When you buy your cyber truck at Dollar Tree.

  I was more referring to the pale imitation of the car I drew in 2nd grade, but maybe

  2025-03-19 07:44

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  Ausies just keep getting weirder

  Why the fuck is Roger involved? I haven't worked for him in almost ten years!

  2025-03-19 07:43

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  When you buy your cyber truck at Dollar Tree.

  Every masterpiece has its imitations

  2025-03-16 14:38

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  Based

  Anyone can wear that and you don't know if they're a woman or a lead farmer

  2025-03-16 14:37

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  Size does matter

  The one time I'm cool with hers being bigger

  2025-03-16 14:36

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  Ausies just keep getting weirder

  Apparently to toss or throw something Source: about halfway down the first page of Google results after you get past the sex stuff

  2025-03-16 14:34

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  united, we stand

  No...no it hasn't...

  2025-03-15 10:56

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  Visually, in this case, it's racial because of the image used. Also, it was the same in the movie, so still racial. Blazing Saddles is the GOAT movie tho

  2025-03-13 14:49

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  Following the music

  Dude couldn't go farther left, so it's better than grinding against the concrete barrier

  2025-03-10 09:17

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  The reference is 100% not racist. Racial yes, racist no.

  2025-03-10 04:58

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  Get a pump

  Definitely gonna be my wife for sure

  2025-03-08 19:12

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  Get it out

  Depending on their country of residence, you still might be

  2025-03-08 19:12

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  True

  *cough* Scoreboard *cough*

  2025-03-08 19:11

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  I feel like this is being downvoted because people don't get the reference

  2025-03-08 19:10

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  Shane Gillis meme

  He doesn't have to try. But you do.

  2025-03-07 20:14

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  Powerpoint tutorial

  

  2025-03-04 16:27

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  sheeeeit

  Then why is Zelenski talking about how he feels he owes an apology?

  2025-02-28 21:16

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  *Gently inserts title*

  I guess somebody has to submit memes that make others look better. Taking one for the team

  2025-02-27 08:15

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  *Gently inserts title*

  Into the land of downvotes.That's where.

  2025-02-26 12:41

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  Pelican: Is this eatable?

  Yours doesn't?

  2025-02-21 17:21

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  Awkward boner

  

  2025-02-21 10:09

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  Awkward boner

  Don't leave out the part where it fuckin hurts and you need to damn near do a handstand to get it to go a single predictable direction

  2025-02-20 09:10

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  Awkward boner

  Somebody call the Pope. They're using his moves.

  2025-02-20 09:09

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  Bite my shiny leather ass

  First words out of the doctor's mouth when your mom shat you out (or however it happened)

  2025-02-17 01:03

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  That's a no from me, Dawg

  She getting left alone

  2025-02-16 11:12

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  Haunted house

  I misread that as masturbating

  2025-02-16 11:11

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  Teachers aren't doing their job.

  A lot of teachers want better for their students, but they risk losing their jobs and income by speaking out. Some try, some don't risk it but do what they can in the classroom to help. It's not black and white.

  2025-02-16 09:34

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  Full weeb? Or full McFarlane...?

  N E V E R

  2025-02-15 11:39

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  A dinosaur of the modern world

  Fucker sounds like a gaht dayum M60 on cyclic

  2025-02-14 15:03

  +10