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  The secret life of crabs

  Go Sgt Snips!

  2026-05-19 03:49

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  Joe momma

  Here come the mummies

  2026-05-19 03:47

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  Some weaselly white-bread wimp-ass Liberal is trying to g...

  I'd put down my gun for a piece of this cake!

  2026-03-28 12:09

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  true

  Just FYI, if you really, really love the scent of gas and have to smell it all the time, it might be a symptom of anemia

  2026-03-20 01:22

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  Hmm

  Bingo chips

  2026-03-20 01:21

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  Eye eye sir

  Probably not, if he wore a glass eye, the tear ducts have to be there to lubricate it. Since he went all, "Ahoy me hearties", I'd guess the tear ducts were damaged as well

  2026-03-14 11:33

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  German gift

  Lol, never accept Gift from a German

  2026-03-14 11:31

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  American nightmare is a brown faggot

  If it were me and I didn't take my narcolepsy medication, I'd do the same, lol.

  2026-03-14 11:28

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  Circumstances. They meant Circumstances.... Right?

  They're keeping the tips

  2026-01-28 13:05

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  9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 8...

  You know why Superman didn't save people that day? He was a quadriplegic

  2026-01-20 01:33

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  My filthy mind has come up with so many ideas

  Is that what lesbians consider "well hung"?

  2026-01-06 13:07

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  CIAFLIX

  If anyone is an African American, it's Elongated Muskrat

  2025-10-06 20:47

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  Monster truck

  I wasn't making a point against women, just my wife. She's scary behind the wheel. I usually drive.

  2024-03-10 22:16

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  Couple goals

  Thank you, good sir, it is indeed Masterminds

  2024-03-07 11:49

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  Monster truck

  POV you're in the passenger seat while your wife is driving

  2024-03-07 11:45

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  Couple goals

  What is this from?

  2024-03-07 11:36

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  I did it once and never wanted to do it again

  Still have the record at my elementary school after 40 years.

  2023-12-11 05:47

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  Shrimp'n ain't eady

  Emailed customer service with a link to urban dictionary when I saw that on the takeout box. They didn't respond

  2023-07-23 16:27

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  that’s what they say...

  No, but they lie about how big they are and explode on your son's face

  2023-07-08 19:48

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  Karen's too deserve equal rights....and lefts

  I was always taught that as a man, you NEVER hit a woman. Period. Thanks to the new rules though, just identify her as a man and hey presto, it's OK to beat a woman! I wish they would finally invent the sarcasm font btw

  2023-03-06 00:02

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  It's fine, return home.

  East Palestine

  2023-02-20 20:33

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  Tat

  Wow, 66% ratio even

  2023-01-29 21:19

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  only in Ohio

  I talked to him before he was arrested and I think he fell for the undercover officer because he was desperately lonely and had never been on a date or close to anybody. The police officer was the only person that would talk to him and wanted to meet him

  2022-11-15 08:20

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  What a time to be alive

  One of the classics

  2022-11-13 13:34

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  This guy is simply mindboggling

  His poor wife

  2022-10-23 19:11

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  How did antman breath

  Don't even get me started with time travel, lol. Go one minute into the future and you're in outer space

  2022-09-23 09:00

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  Fun facts with joe

  Go to Africa or Asia and then you'll see what happens when you increase your sample size.

  2022-09-14 21:30

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  Or just a funny meme

  My old boss used to eat bananas by cutting them in half long ways and scooping them out with a spoon so it didn't look gay. But damn, he could suck start a Harley after a couple beers

  2022-08-27 02:59

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  Chad or virgin

  Not a Glock fan boy myself but if it gets people into learning to use a gun and be a decent responsible gun owner, I'm all for it. They'll end up with the derringer anyways

  2022-08-27 02:55

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  He left me his phone, so I’ll probably use this account...

  Hope things work for you. I know there's no way to know. Just venting. I had a rare and deadly form of lymphoma yet beat it against the odds. Lost a lot of friends along the way that weren't as bad off as me.

  2022-07-31 22:58

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  He left me his phone, so I’ll probably use this account...

  Fuck cancer. Just seriously. Fuck that shit. Why did I get so lucky and other people died? I hate it.

  2022-07-31 22:17

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  Cucjgufu

  When my daughter was in public school our plan was for her to get out if it was safe. She was to ignore any direction to stay put and then meet us at a safe pre determined location

  2022-05-29 16:02

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  So many stickers...

  I usually leave one on the pump but it kind of bugs me that the pouch they come on says in big letters "Made in China".

  2022-03-06 18:00

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  This typo wants people to take drugs before they die in 3...

  Doctors are dumb. Probably an electronic script because most places the pharmacy would type '1hs' and it would fill it in. I wouldn't bother with the rest

  2022-02-19 15:53

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  pole smoker

  Keep her away from Willie Brown's brown willie?

  2022-01-17 13:28

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  It's coming...

  Ayo, Dat be rayciss

  2021-11-26 08:42

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  Federal Bureau of Insurrections

  I bought a pack of the stickers from Amazon. Couldn't find them anywhere else but what I thought was hilarious is that they were made in China.

  2021-11-18 20:55

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  me irl

  How much dedotated wam?

  2021-07-17 10:32

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  climate change is an illusion

  It's hard to tell what's satire anymore

  2021-07-17 10:30

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  I got 99 problems but a Pope ain’t one

  Martin Luther was a piece of shit. (Allegedly his own words)

  2021-05-29 09:40

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  bologna pony

  Apparently she was riding Willie Brown's Brown Willie

  2021-04-14 15:59

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  I mean who would do such thing?

  Lol, there's no way this exists! Oh, it does: https://youtu.be/waIEw13B5rk

  2021-04-10 09:25

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  Reeeeeeeeeee

  We pay high prices for prescription medications because we have to subsidize the cost of medications sold at a loss to countries such as Canada

  2021-04-08 06:49

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  Crop top

  They aren't loading fully for me, the images are all grainy. What is the meme?

  2021-03-28 01:04

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  So inspiring

  Gotta love the good Roosevelt

  2021-03-27 03:01

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  mar 10 meme. funny funny Simpson. baby bitch boy be sad

  If you had one of those arcade style controllers with the turbo buttons, all you had to do was turn on the turbo and hold the A button.

  2021-03-11 13:27

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  TexasRanger1 understands

  Tractor square dancing

  2020-12-06 19:05

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  TexasRanger1 understands

  In tractor square dancing the women have to be women

  2020-12-06 19:05

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  A 22 years old Dominican married a 72 years old American ...

  Yeah, this guy definitely likes the old ones. He's even on Pornhub with one of them. Quite comical too because he's got a monster dong and you can almost hear her hips breaking like when you drop a piece of chalk on the floor.

  2020-04-18 01:31

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  My toilet keeps running

  Sure Wish I Finished Training

  2019-07-29 19:17

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  Face hugger: the other other other other white meat

  Mmm, spatchcocked chicken

  2019-07-08 20:04

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  oreos

  Just like the original, contains no meat or cheese!

  2019-05-22 17:36

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  This

  Uh, nope. Not in the us and thanks to Dubya, most have switched to electronic scripts and printed forms to prevent errors. I do miss seeing the "Can you read this?" challenge in the pharmacy trade journals

  2019-05-18 20:20

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  meme

  Not sure it's the mom, its ear is clipped

  2019-04-28 10:34

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  Fire OOF Candles

  The candles are candle holders, filled with wax, but a spring below pushes the candle up as it burns.

  2019-04-20 11:13

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  life hack

  I do that all the time, but mine is a 6-speed

  2019-03-17 07:55

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  faith in humanity restored

  I'm more concerned about the dirty needle. That person is touching the needle

  2019-03-12 20:22

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  Lemme get it started

  Maybe you just have a teeny weenie

  2019-03-02 07:11

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  Peal bananna

  Flashbacks to kindergarten! Was able to find this on Spotify

  2019-02-25 12:03

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  Although the Green New Deal does want to repeal the Patri...

  Why not just be honest and call it the Green Leap Forward?

  2019-02-11 23:07

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  me and you Kermit. Me and you...

  Just FYI, it's not the egg that gives you salmonella, it's the raw flour that's chock full of bacteria.

  2019-01-23 05:07

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  help

  Damn, too many voting that my vote kept it at 27. Cant you losers do anything right? J/k, just keep quality memes coming

  2019-01-05 20:20

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  Jrws

  What about the Ferengi? They were the original Space Jews

  2018-11-27 06:50

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  Woah that’s real spooky

  What's a Peo Pie?

  2018-11-16 00:35

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  Doggy

  Reminds me of that picture of Britney Spears getting into a car

  2018-09-12 23:06

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  Dollar Store finds

  The bad thing is that you only get $1 worth of tin and cookies, so there are only 10 cookies in there

  2018-09-02 17:56

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  Dollar Store finds

  Dollar tree in Ohio

  2018-09-02 16:17

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  Sad but true

  I read it as Charlie Sheen's fursona and I think i like that better

  2018-08-29 11:14

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  Ohio vs. PA

  Townships in Ohio are for small unincorporated areas where it's not feasible to have a full government. We usually get some services from a nearby city and have a board of trustees type government. There are 14 townships in Pike County, many more in Ohio

  2018-08-28 20:25

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  when had sex with a nerd

  I tried when my kid was born to give her an awesome name, but they made sure that my wife was lucid enough to legally sign the papers. Unfortunately, most places have thought of this and that's why there aren't as many kids with awesome names.

  2018-08-14 20:18

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  WHO’S A GOOD BOY??

  Is it me or does that dog have autism?

  2018-08-12 17:37

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  He must've been a closet furry

  Wow, that's ruff

  2018-06-11 00:55

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  Thumbs up

  He was impeached, but not recalled.

  2018-05-19 08:55

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  Pizza being used as a weapon... that's new.

  It's sad that I learned of this on here when it happened only a couple miles from my home. I need to watch actual news or something

  2018-04-07 16:00

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  Use my pronouns plz

  The worst part is that this must be from tractor square dancing. Usually the guys on the ladies' tractors dress up for it. It's a big deal in PA and actually interesting to see. Check the googles

  2018-03-31 19:01

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  That’s one way to do it...

  Considering this sign is near Youngstown, Ohio, I doubt anyone will call the number. The car bomb was pretty much invented here. (Google Youngstown tune up) Snitches get stitches isn't entirely accurate. They get concrete boots and swim in the Mahoning.

  2018-03-20 22:26

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  Amen

  Before 2014 when they changed the response to, "and with your spirit"

  2018-02-16 14:49

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  Dänk miim

  Punishment for adultery

  2018-02-03 17:54

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  I am sharing my top secret way exclusively for MD please ...

  You need to wangjangle it next. Add some ppp. You really suck.

  2017-12-24 07:40

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  Lil dick

  Lil Penis Enlargement Pills?

  2017-12-05 18:07

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  It is real

  Is the smallest pub in the UK labeled? You know which one I mean, The Thalidomide Arms...

  2017-11-11 09:08

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  Oh...

  Sort of, you're extremely sick to begin with and it's pretty much the last thing you're thinking about. Also, some can cause your hormone levels to drop enough that you can't get too hard or stay there. Been there, done that.

  2017-11-11 09:03

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  just eat the damn snickers

  Dat wankel rotary engine tho

  2017-10-21 15:41

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  end me

  Another confused Adam wondering when or if I said this...

  2017-10-16 03:10

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  god bless America

  Why didn't it start with "Florida man..."?

  2017-10-04 21:24

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  When it's the lives of people close to you, maybe then yo...

  Lie down, try not to cry, laugh awkwardly

  2017-09-21 20:59

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  title is hungry

  Sounds about right for Warren, Ohio.

  2017-08-11 01:49

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  I have no clue why i made this and uploaded it ...

  What about pumpkin spice?

  2016-09-11 09:55

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  Old age

  For the record, I'm 38 and went to the tiddy bar once. Been in the hospital too many times. It's really freaking boring here.

  2016-08-06 18:47

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  Old age

  I don't really want to see my nurses stripping...

  2016-08-06 17:05

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  ...

  She loves you, you're lucky. I wish I had that.

  2016-04-27 08:38

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  Hoppy Easter!

  How does shit like this even pass moderation? I was drunk when I did this.

  2016-03-27 12:27

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  Variety brought to you

  Felch

  2016-03-17 13:22

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  Anyone else seen it already? Was legendary!

  Snape kills Dumbledore

  2016-02-12 11:02

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  We got Cedar Point and Kalahari where I live

  Sandusky was made by the Freemasons! Illuminati!

  2016-02-12 11:01

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  But really, it would be a meme if the original joke were ...

  And with your spirit, they changed it

  2016-01-13 16:02

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  turn down for what

  Wtf is wrong with you asshole?

  2016-01-06 14:35

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  What? No hot wings!

  The ones in Ohio that can get a license do. That's why I only take my kid to the one that's a little farther away

  2015-12-30 11:16

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  Straight from /b/ cringe thread

  Is that Lady Edith from Downton Abbey?

  2015-12-22 02:34

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  Dumbledore is Hitlers father

  Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore

  2015-12-21 11:03

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