Últimos comentarios

• 
  ahhhhhhhhh

  dektop: just "save as..." and change the .webp to .jpg or .png. phone: no idea, see other ocmments

  2026-01-06 08:27

  0
• 
  who are libs gonna blame?

  Oh, and in the US, where almost everyone has one gun, the schools are regularly shot up by Americans while police with military equipment does nothing. Yeah, as if it would make a difference if you have a gun or being from different country.

  2025-12-15 04:22

  -4
• 
  million or toys speedrun

  Yeah, I'd scream at my toddler too out of lungs to get the money. Why? So I can buy him/her a frigging mountain of toys (and some for myself like LEGO) instead of a mere 50 Dollar bag that isn't even ours.

  2025-11-20 06:31

  0
• 
  Texas treats the speed limit like a dare

  *laughs in German* Speed limit here is just a reminder that police still exists... sometimes.

  2025-09-17 02:32

  0
• 
  V

  For people who really believe that Romans did such things: No. They counted like everyone do til 'day (showing five fingers). The letters were only used on paper or in talking.

  2025-09-08 04:15

  +4
• 
  Names be like

  If anyone wonders, the picture at top shows Pluto.

  2025-08-20 08:18

  +1
• 
  Friday me left Monday me to suffer

  I never ever respond to any email at same day, even if it's the urgenst one from the boss of my boss? So they know that I won't react fast enough to a matter so they have to annoy somebody else. No stress, work smart.

  2025-08-19 13:47

  +6
• 
  City told him to hide the boat like it’s contraband

  Maybe I'm too European, but why tf would you hide a nice boat? I'd understand if it's a rusted can rotting and stinking on the ground... but it's just a f'n normal boat sitting on a trailer, what's wrong with it? For a fence I'd pick up a ugly-ass, cheapest and rotting fence littered with feces of various animal and slap a plate on saying: "HOA wanted a fence hiding my boat"

  2025-08-08 03:41

  0
• 
  imagine

  This will happen sooner or later (if not already). It's just way too tempting for 'em. They're just waiting until everyone has a e-car and then BAM!, they'll slap huge ad before starting the car. Why? Because it's easier with all electronics connected. With traditional cars, you could just bypass the eletronics to start the engine easily. Luckily for us, there will be always a lot of people who will cheat the electronics immediately when released on the market.

  2025-06-19 02:19

  0
• 
  Reading with my eyes, not my brain for 3 pages straight

  or just being stupid. There's a reason why they don't like long texts.

  2025-06-17 02:25

  -1
• 
  Shitpost

  Because of dumb logic of Hollywood. If an original movie was shit and didn't make money, then they think: "why a remake, the original didn't make money - why should it be any different this time?" and don't look any further. Hollywood considers iftself as absolute nonplusultra for moviemaking, despite a lot of box office failures lately because of wokeness.

  2025-06-17 02:19

  +2
• 
  I hope this doesn't offend you

  Simple. These are people who don't watch. And they're offended. Those, who watch, aren't. So it makes the offended just more noticable. Like the creepy house wehere only one window is lit and others don't.

  2025-06-06 00:35

  +1
• 
  she didn't wanna ruin the friendship but now she's mad I'...

  She's using you for either/and: - as emotional punching bag - as backup/"safety net to fall back if dating is falling" - as her exclusive trophy no one else is allowed to have - passive-aggressive troll Solution? Keep dating that other girl and tell her abou tit. Clever girls dispatch bitches like P-51D to FW190s and BF109s.

  2025-05-14 04:52

  +1
• 
  Nintendo sets the price and everyone follows

  I have the feeling that the community of pirates is increasing more and more. Have fun with collect money from dumbfucks and rich eddheads for unfinished and DLC-plagued games.

  2025-04-03 09:06

  +17
• 
  Putin agrees to halt strikes on Ukraine energy targets. I...

  If Kremlin says something, it's usually meant the opposite as you know from the history. For like, Russia immediately bombed a powerplant right after he said that.

  2025-03-20 08:06

  +6
• 
  Easy fix

  Then *she* wouldn't have anything to complain about if *she* identifies as a man... nooooooo!

  2025-03-20 03:10

  +1
• 
  Won't pass moderation, and even if it does won't get any ...

  You're asking this political shit in an app that supposed to be funny. How dumb are you, OP? F off with your shit, go to discussion platforms or everywhere else. Oh no, you're too dumb for that!

  2025-03-20 03:07

  +2
• 
  Uncle Ted

  Kacyznski is one of the easiest Polish names ever. Try to pronounce names not having vocals at all or hidden between 3 sonsecutive consonants before AND after.

  2025-03-20 03:02

  +2
• 
  I wish they fuckin would

  I didn't know that Netherlands gifted this to DSA, thought it was Islamic Republic France. But I guess, the MAGA slave is always right, huh?

  2025-03-20 02:54

  -3
• 
  baby don't hurt me

  never had a gf, huh?

  2024-11-29 05:10

  +2
• 
  No Need to Fix Her

  I don't see any wrongdoings for that woman here. The IRS Agent should be arrested for extortion.

  2024-11-29 04:56

  0
• 
  Good try mate

  I wish they have blocked an invisible hole instead of a just wet concrete. So common people could avoid it and the stupid ones fall to their death.

  2024-11-29 04:53

  +2
• 
  happy Thanksgiving message

  Don't stores need to buy products from suppliers frist to sell 'em with higher prices, meaning owning *em anyways?

  2024-11-29 04:27

  +1
• 
  Jckc

  laughter (fake or not) means approval for one to keep talking. Just stare at the talker intensely with serious face wihtout saying anyhting. Works like a charm.

  2024-11-29 04:18

  +1
• 
  Dumpster imposter

  I don't think they're confused. Racoons usually aim for garbages laying around...

  2024-11-29 04:11

  +1
• 
  Best review of the year

  Don't fuses prevent overloads like exactly this?

  2024-11-29 04:09

  0
• 
  Dog on leg day

  "Hmm, my hind legs need more training... aw naw, changed my mind."

  2024-11-29 04:06

  0
• 
  Quiet quitting and quiet firing

  On the contrary, quiet quitting is as the name says is a method to quit the job - provoking the employer to fire the employee, because the employee is not doing the enough work for what he/she gets paid for, as not reaching the minimum requirements. That's for example, being late, making too much mistakes, not finishing the work at deadline or spending longer breaks than allowed. 2/2

  2024-11-27 04:15

  +1
• 
  Quiet quitting and quiet firing

  There's always a misunderstanding about quiet quitting. Doing the minimum of requested work is... just doing the job = do what you get paid for. Simple as that. There's nothing bad about it, because it's always about the balance between the desired amount of money, the amount to put effort in and the amount of time you want to spend for work. Just working exact amount to get the exact amount of money is staying on the job (technically). 1/2

  2024-11-27 04:11

  +1
• 
  Uber doesn't want to pick up drunkers now

  Why not. Then other companies will simply pick up this opening of the market and Uber can suffer sizable profit loss being stupid. Yes, driving drunkartds around isn't funny... but that's not how to solve this problem.

  2024-10-11 02:29

  +1
• 
  Confirmed

  Women act on emotional basis, not on a rational basis. Which means they have generally no idea how a vehicle works or how it reacts in enviroment - meaning they have no instinctive awareness of handling machines. Of course there are women who can drive excellent, but these are exceptions, so point in case as dumb male drivers exist too.

  2024-10-10 02:12

  0
• 
  I have no clue what's wrong with gaming right now

  Diversity itself isn't bad as it can offer more creativity... BUT what we see nowadays is forced diversity getting way too much credit from govs aka inducing fake and semi-diversity. I mean there were games then with homosexual characters and stuff and no one bats an eye because those characters were integrated naturally and not just because of homosexuality itself. Nowadays companies are screaming "LOOK WE HAVE GAY ! WE HAVE TRANS! BUY OUR SHIT!"

  2024-10-09 04:04

  0
• 
  Border collies border colling

  This is way more enjoyable and educational than any stupid Tiktokkers with 4K quality and spotless audio

  2024-09-13 04:42

  0
• 
  Job description meme

  no need for effort to find out. if they're not putting any numbers on the description, it means they know exactly that they pay crap.

  2024-09-11 02:54

  0
• 
  80s action movies

  2020s action movies still do this with the difference that arms are hold by DEIs now.

  2024-09-11 02:52

  +1
• 
  Bro again upside down? Let me help you

  I'm quite surprised. I mean those animals are pretty stupid and this save needs some kind of perception and knowledge about what's up and down, especially if it's not itself. I mean some humans don't even do have this ability. This buffalo gotta to run as mayor of any US city, it'd be an improvement.

  2024-09-11 02:50

  +1
• 
  Bird following cat

  This bird has eyes on the side of head. Which means it has better focus on the cat's ass when preteding not following. That's a sophisicated bird move.

  2024-09-06 06:33

  +2
• 
  Kommie 101

  So... then just don't vote for her?!?

  2024-08-23 06:06

  +1
• 
  shitpost

  One sentance: Winners write history.

  2024-08-15 07:27

  +2
• 
  Please understand the state of the internet rn.

  Social media is like a RPG in reality. The vast majority of NPCs are meaningless and decorative with same responses, if even. Then there's a few dozen characters who are involved in story (usually once-and-never-again kind). And then there's maybe 5 recurring characters whom interact with you. Like in the game, most influencers have no real value and when the game is finished, they're forgotten.

  2024-08-15 07:18

  +4
• 
  lol

  Why does this little kid first on the right looks like a dwarf in his 50s trying to have a 'stache?

  2024-07-02 15:28

  0
• 
  Japanese petition to cancel Assassin's Creed Shadows

  Ok, why? What did AC's company?

  2024-07-02 15:26

  +1
• 
  liiiiick or siiiick

  Because it's yellowcake...

  2024-04-21 09:32

  0
• 
  Xd

  Stupid question, why are there gender-specific shelters in the first place? As far as I see, the shooter doesn't give a single bean about gender...

  2024-01-19 08:07

  0
• 
  LOL!

  It's evolutionary. Clear and loud sounds aka voices directed at you pose no danger and therefore unimportant. But if something sounds weird in background the brain interpretes as a predator trying to get quietly at you. Quiet kids = danger

  2023-08-17 15:30

  0
• 
  RIP mouse

  ... how does the mouse get in the can unnoticed??

  2023-03-25 01:40

  +4
• 
  Bros before immoral females

  No girl would buy herself the most expensive drink that why such gold digging bitches are trying to pull this.

  2022-02-06 01:31

  +17
• 
  That's about right

  How's that possible with such round belly and thick biceps at the same time? Photoshop?

  2021-09-14 16:14

  -2
• 
  Before the ban came...

  Unless she's switching to other pages...

  2021-08-26 04:13

  0
• 
  Before the ban came...

  For a second I thought you were serious...

  2021-08-25 02:05

  0