Últimos comentarios

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  x-pac

  Hell, I buy a six pack every night

  2h

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  dongs in a moisturizer

  Not a foot.

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  You have a endocrine system your hormonal

  Both are true, neither is an excuse. Hormones make us irrational, we are expected to overcome this like the billions of civilized humans before us.

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  Facebook

  That's not a four-head it's a six-head at least.

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  Opera, for those of culture

  I met him at a buffalo wild wings. Complete dirtbag.

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  "Musk is a Nazi!" Why? "Because he's rich!" So Bill Gates...

  I love Elon for honesty and vision, but I hate Cyber trucks because it's a shit design and is generally owned by deuchbags.

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  What's in a name?

  Same thing happens in the states when you visit Baltimore.

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  For this statment to offend, is an admission that she is ...

  They aren't letting her go, it's prison or nut house for life. The crazy blue hairs protesting aren't on the case.

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  Repeal the 19th

  Margaret Thatcher.

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  title

  Me after every single vacation

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  Jamal Walsh

  It's a form of food processor designed with cannibalism in mind

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  Meme

  You got 6 million, you did your best. It's time to rest now.

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  Lol

  Btw I love my wife and have been married for 42 years.

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  Haha lol

  The kid drove homself out of that thing.

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  Lol

  I agree with him 100%. This system is incredibly easy to manipulate by bad people. If you think a model from Serbia is above fake loving someone for $50m after 3 years, you are a fool.

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  Damn

  He's lucky he didn't get swarmed by juice.

  2026-09-03 14:00

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  Career choice

  Have you heard of bribery?

  2026-09-03 08:13

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  Based Bible Ribbing?

  Calm down Hannibal.

  2026-09-02 14:23

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  Welcome to manipulation 101

  Latiffa has been at the box wine again.

  2026-09-02 14:21

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  We’re not alone

  We just ran into this while parking at the shore. You had to use an app and we left our phones at the hotel because "beach". An attendant also made the lots safer and could report vandalism and crime. Parking was $25/4 hours x 100 spots = $5000 day.

  2026-09-02 14:20

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  Okay that's genius

  ER nurses across the country need to prepare for what's next.

  2026-09-02 14:13

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  Worst kidnapper ever

  He saw his work boots and got scared

  2026-09-02 14:11

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  Should've checked the bag

  40% chance of napkins and straw.

  2026-09-02 14:09

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  Bro I've lived here forever and still don't know the streets

  The best bit in Vacation.

  2026-09-02 14:08

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  awkward ride

  Not in NJ. Half the fast food workers are baked all day.

  2026-09-02 14:06

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  Caterpillar got outta hand

  I would smell it to make sure. You know toddlers.

  2026-09-02 14:03

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  Born for this chair

  Aggressively eating cherry tomatoes and comparing your children's accomplishments.

  2026-09-02 14:01

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  Since we are renaming stuff.

  It's actually an old WW1 propaganda map showing what would happen if we stayed neutral. I thought it was funny.

  2026-09-02 12:21

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  Since we are renaming stuff.

  Gulf of America is cold.

  2026-09-02 12:20

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  bugs happen

  She should sue the Simpsons for desensitizing her from child strangulation. Bart never got hurt.

  2026-09-02 09:11

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  By Kenner

  It's 2026, he would be considered successful because he owned a van.

  2026-09-01 14:30

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  Scale of liking kids

  I think Eric would disagree.

  2026-09-01 14:04

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  Consistency is key

  Look at the size of the target.

  2026-08-31 12:34

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  Checking if my hand survived after sleeping on it

  You better hurry, feeling comes back in a few minutes.

  2026-08-31 12:32

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  Nike hired the most unhinged marketing guy

  Around here nibbers just shoplift from Walmart.

  2026-08-30 11:42

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  Wait a minute

  the dates are 6 years apart? Not much of an emergency.

  2026-08-30 11:37

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  dongs in an overview

  Accidents happen. Oh twern't no accident.

  2026-08-30 11:26

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  Bilingual doggo

  Netflix casting.

  2026-08-30 11:21

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  dongs in a gym

  Anakin for secretary of homeland security. ICE is getting a little slack.

  2026-08-30 11:18

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  These are the classics. They're in thousands of dudes' ga...

  It might be a good thing, camera filter technology was in its infancy.

  2026-08-28 16:26

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  OH GOD WHY

  Joker's henchmen mentality. Batman won't kill the Joker but has no problem tossing henchmen off dangerously high places.

  2026-08-28 16:23

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  That elevator button placement was a choice

  Sorry, I had to wash my hands.

  2026-08-28 16:05

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  Bro just declared makeup the steroids of beauty contests

  Startup idea. A free dating app, but you can remove all filters for $10.

  2026-08-28 13:27

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  Target pulls Halloween costume after blackface backlash

  Where can I buy one?

  2026-08-26 14:25

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  Any truth to this?

  He was one of the crabs that fed on bloated carcass of her beached whale mother

  2026-08-26 14:22

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  Reverse pay gap unlocked

  What do you call a jewish person in a porno? Camera man

  2026-08-25 18:45

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  sad

  My favorite quote was it costs a fortune to look this cheap.

  2026-08-25 17:50

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  Reverse pay gap unlocked

  I will happily pay $300-$500 to be in the scene

  2026-08-25 16:39

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  That hurt

  Wow, she really didn't listen.

  2026-08-25 16:36

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  sad

  Pardon me while I rub one out for the last time for the queen.

  2026-08-25 16:34

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  skill issue

  My guess is that it will take a long time with her body type.

  2026-08-25 16:17

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  skill issue

  The cute ones don't wear xxxl jackets

  2026-08-25 13:12

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  menu supremacy

  Ai slop menus are the worst. It's so obviously fake. We should be like Japan, food needs to be exactly what is advertised, down to the size.

  2026-08-25 12:55

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  Congrats now they're staying

  Very few hikers and boaters are assholes. They are trying to get away from people like that. Occasional drunken young people, but even they are more entertaining than anything else.

  2026-08-24 17:47

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  didneyWorlPost

  He doesn't even know why, but I suspect he has a hunch. And by hunch I mean mucopolysaccharidosis.

  2026-08-24 17:40

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  immigrantPost

  They literally invented the boomerang.

  2026-08-24 17:34

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  Congrats now they're staying

  In most of the USA, rivers are never private property. If the tuber is in the water, he is immune. As a creek front property owner, I can attest. Fisherman put on waders and cross my property at will.

  2026-08-24 11:55

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  dongs in a tech

  I see your subscription to airbag 3.6 is expired. Please enjoy these two unstoppable ads before we deploy.

  2026-08-23 20:53

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  White Liberal Women are Evil

  Anyway, I am looking for a sitter this weekend.

  2026-08-23 20:51

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  shitlibPost

  As the parent of a coronial teen, let me say... I get it.

  2026-08-23 20:49

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  Taylor Swift's ex Conor Kennedy lands on international wa...

  Shhhh, he can hear you

  2026-08-21 17:42

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  Lol

  Sigh ..

  2026-08-21 17:39

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  Zoomer language barrier

  I prefer the term coronials.

  2026-08-21 14:15

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  Get yourself an Adam

  Sure, but when I do it it's called stalking.

  2026-08-21 09:41

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  SOS

  Record breaking long deployment. Low food and supplies. Not a TDS thing, more of a government screws the little guys thing.

  2026-08-20 16:33

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  Clanker war prep

  It's ironic that the bots are downvoting this.

  2026-08-20 16:13

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  Lol

  There is a grey line between result and fault. Inappropriate dress and behavior may result in an incident. That does not mean it's the victim's fault.

  2026-08-19 14:33

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  I would visit that zoo just for this

  One of the gorillas at the Philly zoo knows how to flip off spectators when he is irritated.

  2026-08-19 14:01

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  Only non-goat-molesting nation

  It is a shit region. Little water, little farmland, massive trade potential, overpopulated cities. Every ethnic group hates the others and claims their God gave them dominion over the land.

  2026-08-18 21:43

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  Den of vipers

  Hey, we don't screw penguins.

  2026-08-18 14:39

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  China's bird drones got everyone questioning reality

  Apology accepted.

  2026-08-17 17:49

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  Not bad for a dropout

  You should see his lampshades.

  2026-08-17 14:53

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  Joe Dirt

  Don't help me none.

  2026-08-15 22:16

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  Lol

  He probably ate a ham on the way.

  2026-08-15 22:08

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  Poop emoji saved cinema

  Two girls, one emoji.

  2026-08-15 16:59

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  also stolen ( i didnt erase the sliding buttons)

  Amen. The country was too stupid and lazy to do the math. Now a new generation will never own a home.

  2026-08-15 14:58

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  Hey one hand, this you?

  Seriously? Onehand is banned too.

  2026-08-15 14:54

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  Ozempic ass...

  Yep, I look forward to my weekly shit.

  2026-08-14 21:06

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  Narcan is not a silver bullet

  Well, we have time for a nooner before we reach the hospital. Alahu Snackbar.

  2026-08-14 21:05

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  Not made in Frisco, so it's feces-free... okay, maybe a r...

  All other feces still included.

  2026-08-14 21:02

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  I hope they built that effigy

  The hero we need.

  2026-08-14 21:01

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  Look at all this "progress"

  I have to harvest some brown long pork.

  2026-08-14 21:00

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  Bro became the AI

  I saw a jpg of a cat he drew. It was in crayon and looked like a 6 year old with Parkinson's drew it. Legend.

  2026-08-14 20:58

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  Mom brain unlocked

  Wow, this has been copy pasted to the point of looking like it came off of a 96 blackberry in low res.

  2026-08-14 20:56

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  Motion denied lol

  Extremely horny judge," I'll allow it"

  2026-08-14 20:54

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  Peak 1996 CGI

  What does Michelle Obama have to do with it?

  2026-08-14 14:31

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  bring him back

  Sweet summer child. I still got tungsten in my lamps.

  2026-08-14 14:29

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  Poop emoji saved cinema

  Black actors are always being type cast like that.

  2026-08-14 14:27

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  Grandma was apparently holding the whole family together

  Who gets the antique ceramic cat collection?

  2026-08-14 14:26

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  Christmas Vacation

  If you don't like it, roll over for once

  2026-08-14 14:24

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  You can see it's age in the pixelation

  West Virginia Frodo takes the ring.

  2026-08-14 14:19

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  Kennedy

  OG

  2026-08-14 08:20

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  containment mode

  As a young man I lived on a farm with feral farm cats. Those tiny kittens were epic death claws, they terrified farm dogs, cows, pigs and poultry alike.

  2026-08-13 22:30

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  death who

  When was wacky cabbage discovered?

  2026-08-13 14:49

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  Uh oh

  Thank God it was a Prius.

  2026-08-13 14:48

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  It's the plot I swear

  Yep, she can make eye contact in any position.

  2026-08-13 14:46

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  Hahaha lol

  Jack Kimble is a national treasure.

  2026-08-13 14:43

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  neXt top DemoRat

  4 years in the Oral Office.

  2026-08-13 14:41

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  Gandaaaaaaaaaalf

  A wizard picks whatever pronouns he wants to.

  2026-08-13 14:39

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  Funny how that works

  "sick"

  2026-08-13 14:36

  +1