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  That's a lot of effort for a mildly amusing joke, but it'...

  I'm on an old Android, so my Memedroid version is years old, but surprisingly I see a Memedroid update pending. Not sure if I should risk updating. If I never post again, it was because the update broke on my old phone.

  2025-07-25 22:18

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  Ba-dum tiss

  2025-07-25 19:25

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  Do you work well under pressure in a dynamic, fast-paced ...

  Company is about to collapse. CEO knows it so he's bailing out with a "golden parachute" pay package. New hires will be thrown into the mayhem and asked to work extra hours for these desparate times, then get laid off anyway. I wish I could say it's fake.

  2025-07-24 19:23

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  I'll be watching you

  Drat, that would've been a better title.

  2025-07-24 10:41

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  Tell her about your 6th-level D&D paladin. Chicks in bars...

  

  2025-07-24 10:40

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  Witness me

  Good @title.

  2025-07-24 10:17

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  Walmart is ready

  Huh?

  2025-07-23 19:58

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  science bros

  I understood that reference. I think. Maybe.

  2025-07-23 14:37

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  no permit

  Top right (Chinese): "I don't know what you just said." Middle right (Arabic): "You are hired."

  2025-07-22 13:04

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  System

  At least one source said the young girl was not the same one he later married. But yeah, he married Mia Farrow, Farrow had a youg adopted daughter already, and Allen years later married that daughter. Technically not his daughter, but really really creepy.

  2025-07-21 20:19

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  Madness? This. Is. DEUTSCHLAND!!

  Ja voll. Is procedure. Convert mop bucket into traffic light. Müst föllow procedures!

  2025-07-21 12:36

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  Anything but metric

  Yeppers you betcha. It's from Wisconsin, a state way up north yonder right next to "norther North Dakota" (Canada).

  2025-07-21 12:32

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  Variant of comic posted recently by @codedscrap

  "Caliber in the Corgi"

  2025-07-21 12:26

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  Percussive maintenance

  Unless it was "green"

  2025-07-21 01:12

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  Real

  Looked it up. Mostly false in the sense that the actual data is inconclusive because it's very hard to measure loyalty. When a rich woman stays married, is it due to loyalty, life being easier, access to counseling, undetected cheating, or something else?

  2025-07-20 12:16

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  Listen Up

  Inspired by this comic, I just posted a variant.

  2025-07-19 13:18

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  I have answered the question correctly there is no proble...

  ... ... ... ... Beep ... ... ... ...

  2025-07-19 13:16

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  Nobody does cute like Japan does cute. I love the mon and...

  Well, *I* thought it was adorable. No accounting for taste I suppose. I liked the McDonald's ad, too. (Runs off to listen to Caramelldansen on endless repeat for the one trillionth time)

  2025-07-18 21:28

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  Then segue to an epic build montage

  It is? Drat. I thought I checked but musta missed it. Oh well.

  2025-07-18 21:21

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  dwarf builder saga

  If you don't get these, ask an AI. Answer is too long to paste here.

  2025-07-17 23:29

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  I was wrong. We don't need to teach cursive anymore. We'r...

  Moderation takes days sometimes. It's gonna keep happening. Oh, well.

  2025-07-17 20:28

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  Joe Swanson’s voice actor won’t apologize for a Famil...

  I thought Patrick "Kronk" Warburton did that voice. I've only seen clips, tho, never a full episode.

  2025-07-16 19:24

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  Type shi

  Consumers hated popups from the outset. They were pushed by content producers.

  2025-07-16 19:16

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  Consequences, Bobby

  I don't get it.

  2025-07-15 21:56

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  Drone Kong climbs the Empire State building

  Hopefully they'll try it. Too cool not to.

  2025-07-15 07:39

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  You say you're a Marine? What's your third-favorite crayon?

  "We get crayon!"

  2025-07-15 07:38

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  My proudest AI prompt so far

  How it started (painting of a candle)

  2025-07-15 07:33

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  peace and quiet unlocked

  Peace was never an option, for me or the goose anyway. (Honks and posts comment on social media)

  2025-07-15 07:27

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  First the elf, now this strange shelf dweller

  Ignore the low rating. The chess bros appreciated it.

  2025-07-14 15:33

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  Valentine's Day, but Game of Thrones edition

  Goth girl

  2025-07-14 15:29

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  We’re cooking AI a hundred‑fold smarter—now what do...

  "We won't develop artificial superintelligence until we know how to control it." (Competitors move ahead anyway and develop it first.)

  2025-07-14 15:25

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  Badass

  That poor turbo is having a hard time staying spun up with all the throttle changes, but at least the all-wheel drive is getting a great workout.

  2025-07-14 09:41

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  Way too many examples

  Borderlands, Sands of Time, Half-Life 2, pretty much any zombie game...

  2025-07-13 22:42

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  Tis but a scratch. No, seriously, it's not a severe threa...

  IIRC the call is "Panpan" instead of "mayday" if you have a bad situation but at least for the moment you don't need help dealing with it.

  2025-07-12 02:00

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  She found The S0ISt group chat and it's all Darth Jar Jar...

  You always knew he was trouble. You just didn't realize how much.

  2025-07-11 16:45

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  Beautiful freehand artwork. That is all.

  Post one! It won't get a high rating, but so what? At least @TeddyBearsWithTeeth will appreciate it if he sees it (judging from his comment).

  2025-07-10 21:30

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  Dating in 2025 is just quirky lore dumps

  It sounds like basic ADHD to me.

  2025-07-10 21:20

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  Damn

  The people who HATE crime the most are honest blacks. The most common victims of crime by blacks are... other blacks. Most crime is intra-racial (true for whites as well).

  2025-07-09 20:00

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  This is great. Hooman is helping me now.

  And that's why yelling at the dog to stop barking often just makes them bark louder. They think you're approving the plan to be loud, and even pitching in to help. Happy days together!

  2025-07-08 15:04

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  Choosing your OS starter pack

  Docker? It depends on your goals, but last I checked you could rent a cloud instance for a few bucks a month. If you're just starting out, avoid learning anything that you don't need right now. It's all getting replaced with speaking, in English, to an AI.

  2025-07-08 15:00

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  Title

  Ada Lovelace? Lizzie Bordon?

  2025-07-08 01:50

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  A stunt worth reposting

  Credit note: I just reposted. The real OP made the video, but I don't know who it was.

  2025-07-08 00:58

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  Me laughing at my own meme like a clown

  Also me at 6am looking to see what got past moderation

  2025-07-08 00:56

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  20 years on the same game and still trash

  UT2004 Onslaught

  2025-07-08 00:47

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  Choosing your OS starter pack

  Use a language model like Claude or Grok, not Google searches. I haven't tried it, but Warp is a unix terminal with a built-in language model. Wispr Flow can even use voice input to tell it what you want in the programming language of the future: English.

  2025-07-07 18:25

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  Live long enough, everyone’s eyes change

  I've read that they did consider making Jar-Jar a Sith in ep. 2 after the backlash in ep. 1. They shoulda done it, IMO. "It's called the dark because it's the only thing that the light can't see coming." Jar-Jar conveniently shows up & tracks the new Jedi.

  2025-07-07 18:16

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  Checkin' out the new girl at the beach. Driving stoned.

  Yep, and I'll keep posting it, cuz it keeps getting better. It's true that AI's might kill us all, but avoiding AI isn't going to fix that problem.

  2025-07-05 14:02

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  Need this book NOW then ignore it 2 years

  sed 's/book/video game/g'

  2025-07-05 05:04

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  Bob's journey

  Fake, but woulda been a cool idea. Show the movie as a grand finale in the last episode.

  2025-07-04 23:57

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  @neil_A_ami: Part 2 of 2 got past moderation and it's up now.

  2025-07-04 10:58

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  Without further ado... more ado

  Saying "without further ado" is further ado.

  2025-07-04 10:40

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  *Shrug* Sure. I submitted it just now, with the tag "90's kids". Dunno how long it will be in moderation though; sometimes it takes days. There's only about 16 seconds of new material. Enjoy.

  2025-07-03 22:28

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  OK, 90's nostalgia fans. Here ya go. I have to admit they...

  My version of the Memedroid app still has a 59.9-second limit. Had to cut something.

  2025-07-03 20:42

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  I know a guy...

  A pro would trim the tree way down before a cut. A true pro would tell the customer that the tree was completely healthy and attempting to bring it down was a far greater risk than leaving that beautiful tree up & just monitoring it periodically for decay.

  2025-07-03 19:48

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  Truly, sir, you are a man of knowledge and wit.

  2025-07-03 12:43

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  Nooooo. Alpha radiation bounces off skin, but if you swallow or inject it, that's... bad. It seems unlikely, but if any polonium leached into the saliva and was swallowed/absorbed, it could deliver an internal dose. Plus it doesn't glow.

  2025-07-03 07:49

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  Kix gave kids radioactive rings for 15 cents, wild times

  It was an alpha emitter so it was safe unless you swallowed it. Kix stopped making them anyway in case some kid swallowed one (which nobody ever did). Those rings are popular with collectors now. Look up details if you want them.

  2025-07-03 07:35

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  POV trying to change a tire to prove you're independent

  Credit for publishing her mistakes (staged or not).

  2025-07-02 23:15

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  PS5 art from the kids? preserve that masterpiece

  Adds value. No kidding.

  2025-06-30 22:04

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  Me tryna be cool, husband said nah

  Don't worry about the crosspost. It happens.

  2025-06-30 22:01

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  No one expects them

  For @MarvinTheParanoid and others who didn't get it... Distance: "The Spanish Inquisition" from Monty Python. Close: wheelbarrows.

  2025-06-30 19:57

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  Of all the well actuallies, math is the well actualliest

  

  2025-06-30 19:55

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  Drums. Drums in the deep... They are coming.

  Woulda been cooler if that was used as the sound of The Predator. Hey, filmmakers, now's your chance. Next monster sound should be this.

  2025-06-30 19:54

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  Maybe sugar pills are just goated

  That haunts me

  2025-06-30 19:02

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  Hell no

  Fake for now, but soon it will be real. 50 million more men than women in China. Bots are their only hope of ever having that feeling, fake or not. Would you forbid them from ever experiencing the illusion of happiness just because of your own vague fears?

  2025-06-30 12:52

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  Math is the queen of the sciences.

  Judging from the downvotes, we are the only ones here with such tastes in humor. Which is OK.

  2025-06-30 11:21

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  Enjoying the solitude of the outdoors

  

  2025-06-30 11:19

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  basic bitch

  AI said the only supporting evidence was a lower divorce rate among the upper classes.

  2025-06-30 08:30

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  Is this a repost?

  Confirmed true. I wonder if the.police actually noticed it but kept quiet because it was funny and subtle.

  2025-06-29 13:30

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  If true then yes, ultimate boss move

  Urban legend, but IMO still a fun story.

  2025-06-29 13:27

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  "And now for something entirely different"

  Elton John and Genesis were not involved. Led Zeppelin (£31,500), Pink Floyd (£21,000), Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson (£6,300) are all confirmed, plus record labels and producer Michael White. Budget was about £282,000 ($410k–$420k at 1974 rates), not $319k.

  2025-06-29 13:26

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  so wholesome

  Cute dog with cute kid. Why all the downvotes? Would it help if the dog wanted cheezburger?

  2025-06-29 12:50

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  Pickles? But I don't want pickles. Try again, hooman!

  

  2025-06-29 00:55

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  Not everything is a psyop bro. Except her

  "Vril is a fictional energy source or force first described in the 1871 novel The Coming Race by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. […] Later, Vril was adopted by occultists and conspiracy theorists, especially in Nazi-adjacent pseudohistory…"

  2025-06-25 18:28

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  Actually I don’t kin Patrick Bateman, he’s mean

  What he do?

  2025-06-25 00:15

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  Big government gives with one hand, takes with the other

  That quote is from Gerald Ford in his 1974 address to Congress, not Jefferson. Ford didn't do much; don't take credit for his best quote away from him.

  2025-06-23 20:40

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  WNBA rookie pay vs NBA rookie pay is straight up robbery

  And then she gets fouled so badly that the game is unwatchable.

  2025-06-23 14:19

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  Appropriate use of music

  

  2025-06-23 08:52

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  Downvote me, AI-haters. I love the creativity that AI fil...

  Bold of you to assume I'm real. There are more bots than people online already (and yes that's a problem, but I still love AI art because otherwise all we will ever see is legacy media).

  2025-06-23 08:51

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  The struggle is surreal

  

  2025-06-23 00:25

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  Bubbly personality

  See the comment by @we_had_pancakes above.

  2025-06-22 21:47

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  Cheating or just pranking?

  Doooo ittttt! Besides, it will prob get like 70% and be seen by maybe 10 people (and a few hundred bots). So you're under no pressure to make it good. It's a new experience for you, that's all.

  2025-06-22 21:45

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  "Explain your smolness, in detail"

  Mews you can trust

  2025-06-22 20:57

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  Mitosis

  Wish I'd thought of that.

  2025-06-22 20:53

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  I can hear the sound of turning the handle, the clink of ...

  If it's the 1984 in Springfield MO, do it.

  2025-06-22 20:52

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  History Lesson

  ChatGPT says the headlines are real but cherry-picked. Basically, search thru millions of old headlines for a reference to jews and six million, and you'll find a few hits. What's misleading is that the hits are actually very rare.

  2025-06-21 16:39

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  History Lesson

  In Charleston and Savannah, 30–80% of Jewish families owned slaves, but that's only a few dozen households, so it's a statistical glitch from a small sample size. Zoom out to all of the Southern U.S. and Jews are only about 1 or 2% of slaveholders, not 78.

  2025-06-21 16:24

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  Cute lil horsie, that is alll

  

  2025-06-21 15:18

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  cope and seethe, machine

  Robots. Soon. We need a plan for that.

  2025-06-20 12:01

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  Peasant sees Minecraft. Writes hymn remix.

  I predict AI-generated warrior cat AMV's set to church hymn music. We're almost there already.

  2025-06-20 08:50

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  Old as me

  Hand crank starter

  2025-06-20 08:36

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  Old as me

  "That slot is for a hand crank starter. Before electric starters were standard, you’d insert a crank handle there to manually start the engine by turning the crankshaft. Mostly found on cars from the early to mid-20th century." </AI>

  2025-06-20 08:34

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  Put a net over the garden. She broke in like Ocean's Eleven

  Hacker voice: "I'm in."

  2025-06-20 07:36

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  Executed in 3 years over AI deepfake I never made

  More likely you'll be killed by people who never get convicted because video evidence is thrown out of court. Either way, it's a problem.

  2025-06-20 07:30

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  ai might be melting your brain, study says

  The AI's are helping me be smarter. Maybe it's because I ask them to do that.

  2025-06-19 13:28

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  She married me for the bag and accidentally built the bag

  Men try harder when they have someone worth fighting for.

  2025-06-18 00:27

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  "Alexa, set a timer for two minutes"

  See my pfp.

  2025-06-17 08:19

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  "Alexa, set a timer for two minutes"

  And yes, I actually checked with an AI to see how long that burn should've taken. It estimated 1 to 3 minutes.

  2025-06-17 01:29

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  --

  Banjoes. Banjoes in the deep. They are coming.

  2025-06-16 15:11

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  --

  "Limits must be pushed past their limit" --ironclad boyhood rule

  2025-06-16 15:09

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