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  too easy

  THERE'S a movie idea! Zombie apocalypse happens. Military takes them all down. Then they try to figure out why it started. Could go down so many different paths for that story. Chinese bioweapon? Bill Gates inspired asshole character? Illuminati Group?

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  dongs in an ad

  Who is down voting this? The legion of f****ts

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  For Flat-Earthers

  You do realize this site is primarily intended to be humorous. Did you think I was being serious? Are you autistic & unable to detect sarcasm?

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  For Flat-Earthers

  A ruler is flat. A level is flat. A machined table is flat. Does Earth look REMOTELY flat to you? Put a level on that mountain. That look flat to you?

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  People actually think we're co2 "producers" cuz that's what's in an exhale. Not even considering we only KEEP the O2 on the in breath. The out breath is everything else & WE didn't "make it" by breathing

  2026-07-31 23:51

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  You know about the whole "you breathe oxygen & exhale co2" thing? You're not converting anything to co2. You're exhaling the co2 that was IN THE BREATH you breathed in, cuz you don't use it. It was already in the atmosphere.

  2026-07-31 18:34

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  understandable

  With greying hair, but it's cool cuz I died the not yet greying hair a different shade of Grey so it looks like highlights! Yeah! I chose this!

  2026-07-29 19:05

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  Night shift forever

  Same. Ever since I worked graveyard shift, I've preferred being up at night. It's so bad that I no longer work graveyard shift, but I still prefer to enjoy my life being up at night. It's so peaceful at night.

  2026-07-28 11:59

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  Stay guided

  Not even close. If anything, there's a revival going on.

  2026-07-27 09:22

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  Bro missed every signal

  The point is, you don't actually know how it would've gone. Look at my example. Shot my shot, it worked & friggin SUCKED by the end. I learned what to look for in a wife & ended up marrying an amazing woman, but damn that first one sucked.

  2026-07-27 09:18

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  Musically inclined hedonists & cokeheads writing hits abo...

  That band was 100% a few couples regularly fucking each other over, then writing songs about it shaped like knives aimed at each other's hearts in the form of musical fuck-yous

  2026-07-25 18:43

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  Keep it simple, stupid

  I nodded "yes" to this meme. It's a 2-3 nod that includes pinching your lips together a little tighter than usual

  2026-07-25 18:31

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  Truth be told...

  Jesus Christ is real, He is the truth, the life & the way. He expected you to disbelieve & has infinitely more patience for you than ability you have to deny Him. Grace is free. Come to Him at your own pace.

  2026-07-25 16:28

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  Bro missed every signal

  I had the complete opposite problem. Shot my shot, it worked, ended up getting married way too young & found out she was a HUGE liar & ended in divorce. Learned a lot with that mistake

  2026-07-24 16:14

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  Worker shortage but the interview has five boss battles

  Good luck training AI to steal catalytic converters

  2026-07-23 14:04

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  rewarded badly

  True. And, if you can maneuver this, one way to get a raise is to somehow push your responsibilities into other workers so you have less things to do, but keep the core thing you're necessary for.

  2026-07-23 11:00

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  good luck

  My wife had just 1 ex (high school relationship). We've been married almost 20 years now. 5 kids

  2026-07-23 10:13

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  Lol

  It works like this: if he was chosen already, then he already appears as a good choice. It's like women rank a guy as choosable automatically if someone's already done it. Like taking the guesswork out of it. It's a dating speedrun for them.

  2026-07-23 09:37

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  He has them in stitches

  I have one of these. Says "don't know what to make her? Make that bitch a lamp. Bitches love being lamps."

  2026-07-22 18:18

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  When you like pizza i little to much

  How alone must have that felt? Like, 11 days. No friends or family check on you. No, it took Dominoes wondering why Chad hasn't placed an order in a bit to come check on you.

  2026-07-22 18:17

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  Nolan said IMAX and bro started sprinting

  Paid reviews would be my guess

  2026-07-21 15:56

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  yeah

  Listen, politicians have been inside trading for decades.... but I only care about it NOW that Trump is in office. Not because I know he's doing it, I just want to be angry aimlessly.

  2026-07-21 13:03

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  CEO speedrun

  My work boss: "I wish an employee would buy the business from me" *meanwhile doesn't give raises & employees live paycheck to paycheck w/govt medical aid & a $20k/yr increase would net a loss after losing medical aid.

  2026-07-21 12:41

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  Rose was the real final boss in Titanic

  That movie is stupid

  2026-07-21 11:14

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  Too early for this

  Bird is like "fuck you, it's September!"

  2026-07-21 10:49

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  Nolan said IMAX and bro started sprinting

  To this day, I've never seen a single film in an IMAX theater. Idk what the difference is tbh. Isn't it just a really big screen?

  2026-07-21 10:47

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  LAYS Y U NO HAVE CHIPS IN BAG

  If they made the bags as small as the actual amount of chips, they could probably save 50% of chip bag production.

  2026-07-21 10:43

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  Sheep facts nobody asked for but everyone needed

  That's not 7

  2026-07-21 09:34

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  critics happened

  All of this doesn't matter. Race isn't actually a thing

  2026-07-20 10:21

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  Bbl

  I'd bring home more beer & drink along with them

  2026-07-20 09:20

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  critics happened

  Having a tan doesn't make you not white. The Jews call themselves white when it's convenient.

  2026-07-20 09:14

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  Nothing ever happened

  I don't even want taxes to be a thing. "But what would fund govt?" Fuck em! I don't get to vote not to have that either

  2026-07-20 08:28

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  Deflock

  Look up Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan.

  2026-07-17 16:26

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  Deflock

  A fellow man of taste

  2026-07-16 17:16

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  skynet beta

  One can't know who's flying it & no, you're not allowed to just go spy on people with a drone.

  2026-07-16 15:42

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  When everyone is bad at their job so you accidentally bec...

  That happened to me. Fellow musician friend had all equipment stolen, started a benefit concert to raise money to replace, he lost all control. I knew exactly what to do, barked orders, ppl followed, went well. Didn't even realize that's what I was doing

  2026-07-16 10:27

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  star mode

  

  2026-07-16 10:12

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  Wrong shark, Disney

  Gotta diversify cuz diversity = good for some godforsaken unexplained reason

  2026-07-16 10:10

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  based

  So many years later and the Europeans are basically HANDING Europe to the Muslims. Sad

  2026-07-16 10:08

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  worth it

  The data centers are for tracking & understanding our every desire, finding a solution how to control us without us realizing that's what's happening by placating said desires as a reward for doing what they want us to do.

  2026-07-16 09:52

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  culture failed

  Uh... those are not even up to "project car" stage. Most of em anyway

  2026-07-15 20:23

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  It's already over

  Y'all should download Bonzai Buddy

  2026-07-15 12:47

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  Make rapists incarcerated again

  This case was almost as dumb as the Alex Jones Sandy Hook one.

  2026-07-15 11:55

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  IBM stock got absolutely humbled

  I demand we stop pursuing AI completely. It's fuckin stupid

  2026-07-15 11:52

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  still alive

  I honestly can't remember the last time I actually watched the Simpsons. It's been a long time.

  2026-07-15 11:50

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  skynet beta

  Depends on how high above your property they are.

  2026-07-15 11:19

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  Superman was right

  I actually used the Clark Kent disguise years ago in Vegas when I wanted to get bookings for my band. Faked being a promoter. Booked bunches of bands. Booked mine, came in normal garb & NO 1 RECOGNIZED ME.

  2026-07-15 08:35

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  Moana remake might sink Disney's remake obsession

  They should've race swapped her. That always get the audience interested

  2026-07-15 08:33

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  Villain dislikes labels

  Used grok to find the source: https://cued.uic.edu/news-stories/handling-hardship/

  2026-07-15 08:11

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  That's why no one remembers Socrates

  Famous last words: "I drank what?" -Socrates

  2026-07-15 08:06

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  Birthday unlocked

  If 3 margaritas took him down, either 1. That woman never let's him drink, so he's a lightweight. Or 2. The bar tender was generous on the booze

  2026-07-15 08:04

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  Corporate math says no

  1. Then you'd have worked 7 hours. 2. This is not a likely scenario as it assumes a paid lunch, which is extremely rare. 3. Job is likely 8-5 if you get an hour off for lunch.

  2026-07-15 08:02

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  Worst anniversary ever

  Because it's nice to take a day & do absolutely nothing, have zero obligations & not need to produce anything whatsoever except relaxation.

  2026-07-14 09:44

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  Comments r welcome

  Hey listen, he has a stick, yeah? Why can't he eat the bread and then use the stick to get the key afterward when he's all carb'd up & ready to escape?

  2026-07-14 09:13

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  Valentines candy

  Hopefully not in that order

  2026-07-13 21:49

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  what..?

  Cuz it allegedly makes cum taste better than usual. For those who didn't know

  2026-07-13 08:52

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  Right back in the closet when his ashes get home

  He was a corrupt individual. God rest his soul

  2026-07-12 20:32

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  no disc

  Yes, I am skipping GTA 6. But I was already going to skip it because the devs are shit & have been for like the last 4 years

  2026-07-10 14:26

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  Caught resting again

  Came here to ask if anyone knew why she was pointing like that

  2026-07-10 14:24

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  Oh shit

  "The penis has arrived!"

  2026-07-10 12:35

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  drip secured

  The hat is clearly for outdoor use

  2026-07-10 10:41

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  frog strike

  That Frog was probably like "heck yeah, I just ate light. Tastes pretty good too. A lot like bugs. Would recommend. 4 stars"

  2026-07-09 16:26

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  frog strike

  That Frog was probably like "heck yeah, I just ate light. Tastes pretty good too. A lot like bugs. Would recommend. 4 stars"

  2026-07-09 16:20

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  Emotional unlock

  When I met my wife (nearly 20 years ago) she had this beautiful black cat. He wouldn't even come up to me. I had to earn his trust. Eventually, anywhere I sat down, my lap was his napping spot.

  2026-07-09 16:18

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  still alone

  Ok but I see no reason she's a good judge of anything on account of she dated a guy for 2 years that she didn't even like. That's a decision she made. She's fucked in the head

  2026-07-09 13:21

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  camera down

  Imagine asking for help from the people you're aiming these cameras at. The audacity.

  2026-07-09 10:24

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  wax violence

  Why don't we still do this?

  2026-07-08 19:00

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  console silence

  Well if the hacker Anonymous takes them down again, I'd say they deserve it

  2026-07-08 12:16

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  console silence

  I've heard it said that "oh they do this silence thing while they wait for people to forget about it." Like, really dude?? They think we're gonna forget?? Just because their Twitter account was silent for a bit?

  2026-07-07 14:47

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  moving on

  So funny to watch with my Bible study group. Cheers when we score. Other things heard "Oh no way that's a yellow flag............ what's a yellow flag mean?" No one knew. No one cared to find out either.

  2026-07-07 14:44

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  Easy money

  You might as well have said "... but the downside is you have to have tons of fun doing whatever you like"

  2026-07-07 14:40

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  Kid chose violence

  I busted up laughing when my daughter's teacher told us that, after losing at whatever sport they were playing in P.E., she yelled at all her opponents "you're all a bunch of fuckin bitches!" I think she was 8 at the time & she's the smallest student.

  2026-07-07 14:23

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  button lore

  I wonder what the KNAPKNG button does

  2026-07-07 13:21

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  button lore

  Batman Returns vibes

  2026-07-07 13:21

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  prime wins

  I don't think the Pic is related. Pretty sure he looks different than that guy. IIRC he kinda looks like John McAfee

  2026-07-07 10:00

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  Jurassic warning ignored

  They're called DRAGONS, and we already have them. A chicken is a feathered flightless dragon.

  2026-07-06 14:50

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  this movie is looking so bad

  Why don't they just cancel it & take the write off like they did with Batgirl?

  2026-07-06 10:28

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  yep

  *own life* robber: nah. *the hope for stuff* robber: now we talking

  2026-07-05 21:40

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  Commies are ass-backwards.

  Then he's gay

  2026-07-04 13:38

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  Sony what have you done

  I was able to use a hard drive dock to get all my old family photos & files off of it. But something is seriously wrong with the RAM ports. Removing the battery that keeps the RAM state saved reset it, but once booted, it could barely function.

  2026-07-04 03:07

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  Sony what have you done

  My XP PC stopped working. Wouldn't boot.

  2026-07-02 19:39

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  Sony what have you done

  The year is 2030, you will own nothing & you will be happy.

  2026-07-02 12:46

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  Sony what have you done

  And nostalgia will become non existent as older games will simply disappear into the aether. No longer downloadable/streamable. Even though you "own" it.

  2026-07-02 12:45

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  Disc wars again

  If it's a game I'm just trying out to see if it's good & I don't REALLY care about it, digital is fine. But bangers I know I'm gonna love? I 100% buy the disc. Also what are mfrs gonna do when internet is down? Cuz that's where this leads.

  2026-07-02 12:36

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  Disc wars again

  If it's a game I'm just trying out to see if it's good & I don't REALLY care about it, digital is fine. But bangers I know I'm gonna love? I 100% buy the disc. Also what are mfrs gonna do when internet is down? Cuz that's where this leads.

  2026-07-02 11:18

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  a player indeed

  Hold up. Think this through. This is the only logical option. 1. How tf would he know which face went with which number (& name if included). 2. Rando choice is insane & high risk (especially if 1 was ugly)

  2026-07-02 11:15

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  Bro hates fun

  With the way the development team has treated GTA Online for the past few years? Yeah, not getting 6 for sure. It's likely going to be glitchy & woke. It'll be Saints Row reboot all over again.

  2026-07-01 14:50

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  Rogue deserves better

  Storm is an Omega level mutant. Rogue doesn't "kill everything she touches" as it depends on who she touches and for how long. If it's another mutant she temporarily steals a percentage of their powers.

  2026-07-01 14:05

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  People who use Double Standards all the time don't unders...

  Well, for a lot of people, if it weren't for double standards they wouldn't have any

  2026-07-01 10:41

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  Not if you're a Democrat (*Schultz from Hogan's Heroes* I...

  Why, yes Yosemite Sam, we should.

  2026-07-01 10:23

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  big bird

  I usually like puns.... but this one... fuck this one

  2026-06-30 09:35

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  Crow security

  But why do the Crows have problems with solar panels in the first place?

  2026-06-29 14:08

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  Pointers gotta point

  I've not seen any video of what you speak.

  2026-06-29 14:07

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  desperate times

  Right, and that adding CO2 is "greening" the earth (adding plant life that ramps up oxygen production thanks to the increased CO2)

  2026-06-29 11:50

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  real loyalty

  Regardless, during a building collapse, it is completely reasonable to think the animals frankly have no idea what to do or where to go, so they merely stick together as their only sense of safety. I'm no animal expert, it just seems sensible to me.

  2026-06-29 11:31

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  Now I can't unsee it

  What it feels like to chew 5 gum

  2026-06-29 11:28

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  adpocalypse

  Piracy sites have ads?

  2026-06-29 11:27

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  extended edition

  Ex & I used to have sex while "Echoes" (Pink Floyd greatest hits) played. Originally to cover the sounds of sex from her parents, but actually ended up a GREAT soundtrack to have sex to. Especially the funky parts of Shine on You Crazy Diamond.

  2026-06-29 11:26

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  desperate times

  If "climate change" were actually a life threatening problem, they'd go after China and India, cuz they're the culprits of the most CO2 production in the world

  2026-06-29 11:04

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  Hilarious Sesame Street moment

  It's cereal. Served in the typical cereal way.

  2026-06-29 10:10

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