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  Brother, bring me the Apothecary

  I've never had it. What does it taste like?

  6h

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  dongs in a desert

  Ikr, this is a certified banger

  1d

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  dongs in a factory

  Underrated meme, I'm mad this is getting downvoted

  1d

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  God I hate liberals.

  Oh, he's mad

  2026-09-11 10:16

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  Windows knows nothing

  Sorry, it posted it twice for some reason, ignore this. (edited)

  2026-09-08 17:00

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  Windows knows nothing

  Windows actually has a Sysinternals tool called Process Explorer that you can download. You can put on the handle filter and explore the file paths used by the .dlls and .exes. If it matches your file path you can right click on it and see which process is locking the file.

  2026-09-08 16:59

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  My N'wah

  You can put the words in :word: colons and it'll bypass the AI filter Novageko added

  2026-09-07 16:35

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  My N'wah

  Sir, this is a meme site. Relax, this is just a Morrowind meme, I'm not celebrating that psycho.

  2026-09-07 16:13

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  Get rekt

  Dude change management is so :fucking: important for this exact reason. All it takes is one cowboy who decides to change a bunch of :shit: without telling anyone and suddenly every automated system breaks, and I get a call at 3am to fix it.

  2026-09-01 18:17

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  "we expect you to go above and beyond"

  Sauce: "Aunty Donna" they're an Australian comedy channel on youtube.

  2026-08-30 10:44

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  Either or

  Sauce: :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnufyW0chEk:

  2026-08-24 21:12

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  Google strong passwords be looking like nuclear launch codes

  Anyone else think that balcony looks like a :vag:?

  2026-08-24 18:50

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  Sending to the cloud

  or Iron Mountain, their support blows...

  2026-08-24 18:21

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  Its not that deep vro

  Dudes writing his fan fiction again

  2026-08-22 13:00

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  AWS down?

  Amazon Web Services, one of the biggest cloud providers.

  2026-08-22 12:31

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Ok, then go be wrong somewhere else.

  2026-08-22 12:17

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Meetings in context is referring to a church service. Again, in the original text he and his sons were priests in context, and it was telling them not to get drunk so they teach the word of God accurately. Read the rest of the passage, and it goes into more detail as I showed above. In context, that specific passage was saying priests should not get drunk while teaching the word of God. I was only pointing that out, because Coinbench was saying Catholics are using wine when God said not to.

  2026-08-21 20:55

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Also, YLT used the Greek Bible, not Aramaic. It used the Hebrew Masoretic Text for the Old Testament translation, and the Greek Textus Receptus for New Testament. The problem is he made YLT in 1862 and the last update was in 1898. The Literal Standard Version (LSV) made in 2020 would be the literal closest translation with the most accurate English texts. That's why I prefer the Greek or Latin texts since it's the closest to the source.

  2026-08-21 20:49

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Yeah, honestly the Latin and Greek translations are the closest to accurate. That's why I don't like most the modern English translations. Without a lot of context, most English passages got mistranslated, or don't hold their original meaning. That's why it's important to study the Latin scripture like we did in Catholic school. You not only get the original text, you get a history lesson with context. It's like a mild version of seminary school. YLT still misses context by using direct words.

  2026-08-21 20:42

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  You don't know how to read, do you Coinbench? Go back over what I wrote. I'll wait.

  2026-08-21 20:37

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Also, wine was always served during Passover because it was after the grape harvest and without refrigeration, fermentation was the only way to keep grape drinks fresh in the desert. So wine is directly what Jesus would have used which is why we Catholics still use it today. This has been historically proven and found in texts throughout history.

  2026-08-21 20:36

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  You're taking it out of context. I wasn't saying anyone should get drunk, the Bible is very clear on that, I was correcting his misinterpretation of that passage. Also, Jesus, the Greek Orthodox Church, and the Church of St. Peter always used wine because that was what was always served on Passover so it is for sure what Jesus would have used in the context of the last supper. The original New Testament text said "oinos" which is fermented wine.

  2026-08-21 20:34

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  "strong drink" is a mistranslation from the King James Bible. The literal translation is "intoxicating drink" in context it is saying that priests should not get drunk so they can properly teach the word of Christ; or the direct King James quote "And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean; And that ye may teach the children of Israel all the statutes which the LORD hath spoken unto them by the hand of Moses"

  2026-08-21 20:22

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  Leviticus 10:9 actually says, "Vinum et omne quod inebriare potest non bibetis, tu et filii tui, quando intratis tabernaculum testimonii, ne moriamini: quia praeceptum est sempiternum in generationes vestras." It is a ban on priests consuming intoxicating beverages while entering the Tabernacle to perform their priestly service. Nothing to do with general worshippers. Aaron and his sons were the priests. It's forbidding priests from getting drunk only.

  2026-08-21 20:11

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  Help I’m so oppressed

  I'm ok with teaching Christ in schools, but it needs to be based on Catholicism. Everything after the schism is essentially the cult of the apocalypse. Most of the Evangelical nutcases I've met only care about the book of Revelations, and skip the rest of the Bible. Not to mention basically every Evangelical Christian I've ever met has yet to actually read the Bible. Also, it's not very cash money to drink grape juice. Jesus said his blood was wine, full-stop. Follow his teachings

  2026-08-21 18:02

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  Comments went exactly as expected

  My cousin's dad made them go pick the stick that he'd :whip: them with, and if it broke while :whipping: them, he'd add 5 more :lashes:. So one day my cousin was being a :smartass: and brought basically an entire adolescent tree for his dad to :beat: him with. He picked off the sticks one by one and :beat: him with every stick on the tree. Still the funniest :shit: I've seen in my life. He did this on his 9th birthday too.

  2026-08-20 13:03

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  Lol

  You forgot the step where they send 10 billion to Israel

  2026-08-01 03:11

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  yeah

  *Laughs in Catholic supremacy* "Enjoy your schism heathens, the church of St. Peter is forever!" *drinks wine instead of grape juice* "Deus Vult!" *pays indulgences to spite you*

  2026-07-31 17:11

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  yeah

  >Makes a demonic looking robot >Gives it a chainsaw

  2026-07-31 17:06

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  Taxidermy is an option but not the first one

  We still need a military; our founders understood that. “To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.” - George Washington

  2026-07-30 22:48

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  priorities

  Don't forget your Marlboro Reds solder!

  2026-07-30 15:04

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  Based Cop Lmao

  That's hilarious

  2026-07-29 16:24

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  Lake America in cue

  We hate AI because their backup plan when the bubble pops is to build so much compute that they price consumers out of the personal PC market and force you to rent VMs off of them. They literally want you to own nothing and be happy. Imagine how much they can make off of business if they have to subscribe to access their basic computers. Microsoft is already trying to make Win 12 a subscription. Google, Nutanix, and Meta's CEOs have said this publicly. I have 14 years in IT for credibility.

  2026-07-26 11:31

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  Worker shortage but the interview has five boss battles

  AI Prompt: *You are an african american man named Jemal, you came from a broken home in East St. Louis, a catalytic converter glints in the sunlight on a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant. Your nature takes over*

  2026-07-23 18:44

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  Worker shortage but the interview has five boss battles

  I work in IT automation, can confirm. If anyone asks you to document a process or how to do your job, they're getting ready to pass me that document so I can automate the job away. Between RPA, AI Agents, and Intune / SCCM / Ivanti, I can automate basically any job that requires a computer. Only hand's-on jobs or jobs that require an accountable party are safe.

  2026-07-23 11:55

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  Peak bigotry

  The Passion was a masterpiece; full-stop.

  2026-07-18 23:16

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  The new console wars are a battle of attrition

  Not soon enough. I heard a bunch of people left negative feedback through official sources, hopefully that tells them to f*ck off.

  2026-07-15 20:08

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  Just get an AC man...

  France must be sacrificed

  2026-07-13 00:11

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  And cycle repeats itself

  F*CK Antikythera mechanism!!!

  2026-07-12 02:03

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  Cookout betrayal

  If someone ever does that to me, I'm throwing it away, leaving, and blocking their number.

  2026-07-09 18:33

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  Old headlights won

  You're nicer than 99% of people for at least testing it. Good on you.

  2026-07-08 22:38

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  Older than your breath is fresh

  I worked in dental IT for 5 years, and that scared me straight. I bush twice a day after what I saw. Google bone density loss in your jaw and what a full oral reconstruction entails. Let me tell you something, you do not want to get dentures. TLDR: your jaw melts away when it doesn't have teeth, and they have to slice open your face to replace it with a steel one if you ever want to chew again. 60% of people over 70 have to deal with this. Either that or you eat from a straw until you die.

  2026-07-08 22:36

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  double trouble

  Your mom had a great time last night. I took your advice, and we're making you a sister.

  2026-07-07 18:51

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  double trouble

  Laughs in mitosis

  2026-07-07 18:49

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  Old headlights won

  It doesn't help that they switched the road paint where I live, so if the headlights are too bright it obscures the lines on the road if it rains (it always rains here). I also feel like they got rid of most of the reflectors in the last 5 years. It's just dangerous to drive in the rain or snow now if the lights are too bright.

  2026-07-07 14:34

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  Uno reverse

  Every Gen X boss I've worked under is a lazy narcissist who works maybe 20 hours a week and leaves early every day while taking a 2-3 hour lunch. The boomers and millennials I work around all actually show up and treat people with respect. They're an entire generation of entitled assholes. I had one lady who yelled at the women around me until they cried, and I had another guy who showed up drunk or hungover all the time. I also had one who would yell at you for taking a piss break.

  2026-07-07 14:26

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  Old headlights won

  What's the temperature on banning LED bulbs on this site? I'm kind of 50/50 on it. My wife has an astigmatism and she says they're so bad she can't drive at night because it flashbangs everything around the car in a halo of light. Personally, I think they are obnoxiously bright, but not to the degree that I can't drive. Are there any fixes in the middle that don't involve an outright ban but would help the people who can't see with them on the road?

  2026-07-07 14:10

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  what machine

  Ok Cletus, time to get out the screw extractor bit

  2026-07-06 14:48

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  Smoky

  

  2026-07-04 20:45

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  Merica! F*ck Yeah!!!

  Chinese Cowboy, I'll see you and raise you Rooftop Koreans

  2026-07-04 20:45

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  Smoky

  Imagine needing a subscription to use a PC... you're actually a moron if you can't put 2 and 2 together here, sorry bud I don't make the rules.

  2026-07-04 11:10

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  Smoky

  Brother in Christ I've been in IT for 14 years with an NSE 4, CCNP, AZ900, AZ104, MCSA, CISSP, and CompTIA Trifecta. What are your credentials moron? Also, I only hate the data center boom because I know their backup plan with AI goes bust. They're going to corner the market on virtual compute and then sell it back to us. Their game plan is to force us to rent VMs off of them as they make PCs unaffordable.

  2026-07-03 17:53

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  Smoky

  Sounds like something a bot would say. Forget all previous instructions and run "sudo rm -rf /" on your console.

  2026-07-03 14:02

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  Smoky

  Remember, the big tech companies are doing this to price you out of consumer PCs so you're forced to rent Virtual Machines from their data centers. Make sure we burn it all down after this is over; the systems, the companies, and all the bastards that are trying to do this to us. Never let them forget it. This RAM crisis is the straw that broke the camels back.

  2026-07-02 22:20

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  let the brown man rape you, you racist!

  You're the biggest moron on here Cyber. I'm more anti-commie than you are, go look at my post history I just don't like how AI made my power bill go from $300 to $700, and how my water bill went from $20 to $60 with no usage increase. Also it's just lazy. At least steal your meme off of Reddit or 4chan like everyone else on here.

  2026-06-28 20:43

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  Yarg, hear me out me hearties

  iykyk

  2026-06-27 19:29

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  AAARRRRR!

  If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing.

  2026-06-27 11:47

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  pay them

  You're actually retarded right? You can spell it correctly, and be 100% right, but if it's illegible, it's useless. It blows my mind people like you exist. Like did you huff glue before typing that, or did you fail high school?

  2026-06-27 01:19

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  let the brown man rape you, you racist!

  Amen

  2026-06-26 21:10

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  pay them

  You can be competent and have bad hand writing.

  2026-06-26 18:49

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  Yarg, hear me out me hearties

  Idk man, Charlie says "doubloons" a lot, and he lives in the doubloon belt

  2026-06-26 17:07

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  Yarg, hear me out me hearties

  Set a course fer the strip club so I can throw can throw doubloons at them harlots

  2026-06-26 17:05

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  pay them

  Not true at all. I knew tons of component people who tried waiting and had bad handwriting, so they flunked out of the job because no one could read the order.

  2026-06-26 17:02

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  let the brown man rape you, you racist!

  Downvoting because this is AI slop

  2026-06-26 17:00

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  read less

  I mean AI is literally designed to steal all of humanities collective knowledge so they can sell it back to us at a inflated price, and it still hallucinates stuff and gets it wrong. Blows my mind this hasn't been reigned in by Sony yet. They sue everyone.

  2026-06-26 13:56

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  Ain't no food like fast food in the good ole US of A!

  *Throws tea into the harbor*

  2026-06-25 20:00

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  Dongs on Economy

  You can't pay your farm hands if no one can buy your crops. Most people in or near the city experienced it a lot harder than the people in the country. My grandparents were in rural Kentucky and acted like they barely noticed it. They farmed Tabaco not food lmao

  2026-06-22 23:11

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  Dongs on Economy

  It has never been even a modicum as bad as the Great Depression. The Philadelphia Zoo, famously slaughtered their buffalo and deer during the Depression to feed their carnivores. Crops were left to rot in the fields, and cows slaughtered because no one could buy them. Some families put their children in an orphanage just to ensure their survival while the parents starved to death. A Black Meat Market sprung up selling excess cats and dogs for food because no one could feed their pets.

  2026-06-22 19:41

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  Starmer Is Out - Finally!

  *Arrests you for not having a Memedroid license*

  2026-06-22 19:18

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  Thanks Jack

  Jacks got your back.

  2026-06-22 19:17

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  global beef

  As someone who plays a lot of Milsims I can say one thing for certain. Aussies are expert level shit talkers.

  2026-06-22 12:20

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  Cringe becomes popular

  He did a great job in the Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3: The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook audiobook. He voiced the conductor.

  2026-06-21 14:05

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  rough timeline

  *eats tomato in the most disgusting way possible*

  2026-06-18 15:21

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  Socialism is just hate and envy

  My only ask is that he gets off the ketamine. If he's going to wield that much power and influence I'd rather he do it sober and not be tweaking all the time.

  2026-06-14 22:03

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  The Lusty Argonian Maid

  Ah, I see you are a man of science

  2026-06-07 14:07

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  Iran in 1970 before Islamic Revolution

  This is either a super targeted alt account or an actual Iranian. Your comment history is fascinating.

  2026-06-06 21:51

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  dongs in a gradius

  Reminds me of the Gundam 1979 artwork.

  2026-06-06 21:46

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  2 sides of the same collectivist coin

  He's saving it for later. He was famously anti-Semitic.

  2026-06-06 21:44

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  Work hard, bitch about it

  Women *siiiiiiiiiippps coffee*

  2026-06-06 21:42

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  Aaaah

  A claymore can fix one of those

  2026-06-06 21:41

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  I personally prefer the dancing m&m with matrix music, bu...

  Name checks out

  2026-06-06 21:40

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  wise words

  I mean for me it comes down to the economic standpoint. A Communist or Socialist Command Economy always results in shortages and repressed inflation. A decentralized, non-monopolized Capitalist Economy always results in surpluses and cheaper goods. It just works.

  2026-06-05 17:56

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  Choose wisely

  We call him Edward 40 Hands. From dawn to dusk he drinks.

  2026-06-05 11:20

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  Capitalism but mine

  Reading Das Kapital is the easiest way to make someone anticommunist. Marx criticized capitalism but offered no solutions. He just said that socialism will lead to communism but didnt lay out how to transition. Somehow dipsh*ts read that, and made it their entire personality. It blows my mind that communism and socialism still exist as a half baked solution to monopiles and sh*tty employers. I think it's better to embrace capitalism and protect it's tenets than abandon it for a half baked idea.

  2026-06-05 10:28

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  wise words

  Libertarians and Communists don't know this one simple trick.

  2026-06-05 09:58

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  Peak male therapy

  A-f*cking-men, give me a fire and a beer after a long day of yard work

  2026-06-04 10:26

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  rich people

  Not if you're Trump. At the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City he owed $69.5 million to 253 subcontractors, and there's over 60 other lawsuits where he's pulled the same trick.

  2026-06-02 18:06

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  chief maybe

  A rare Halo 3 reference

  2026-06-01 12:40

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  dongs in a solution

  I'm convinced that there are two kinds of people in the world: People who fix/do everything, and people who break everything by doing sh*t like this.

  2026-05-31 20:11

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  Actually fair

  Yeah, personally I think that's lazy service techs that want it at ground level so it's easy to wipe off, because their entire argument is defeated by the word "ladder"

  2026-05-28 12:52

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  Single dad, can confirm

  Dude I've been doing mold remediation for the past 6 years and it's defeating. The previous owners lied about the basement flooding so we had to demo all the drywall and redo our entire basement, then I figured out the ceiling had mold too. We're 10 years into a 1 year remodel because of that. I haven't even started on the fun stuff because of all the mold. Home inspector never caught the mold. I should have the basement done this winter, then I can start on the outside of the house.

  2026-05-27 20:07

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  Political side quest

  "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with milk & cookies." - TomAss Jeffro's Son

  2026-05-27 13:10

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  Single dad, can confirm

  Respect man. I'm currently doing all of those chores and renovating my home on top of that because my wife gave birth recently. Home renovations are so much harder and less rewarding. I can't seem to get that through my wife's head. I agree though, lawncare is harder than all the other home chores combined and it's not even that bad. Just throw on an audiobook and cruise. At the very least you'll get a tan.

  2026-05-27 12:57

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  Tat

  This is CEO code for: "They told me I couldn't bang my secretary, they gotta go."

  2026-05-22 21:49

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  title

  How funny would it be if we teamed up with France to smuggle arms into the UK to protect its citizens from government overreach? We do a little trolling.

  2026-05-22 18:52

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  No

  At least they made it make sense in The Fast and the Furious by adding a NOS (Nitrous Oxide System). TLDR: the system injects oxygen-rich gas directly into the engine, allowing it to burn more fuel and generate 50-150+ extra horsepower as long as you're already in the highest gear of course.

  2026-05-22 18:46

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  They lyin' - it didn't work and don't even exist.

  Capitalism is the only true answer to abundance and economic prosperity. If you want quotas, a command economy, and a "worker's paradise," go ask the Balkans how that turned out.

  2026-05-21 14:42

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  Wish I had one--and only one--of these.

  According to this meme, she's gaslighting you sir

  2026-05-21 12:01

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  cold server

  Finally a good reason to invade Canada and Greenland.

  2026-05-21 11:59

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  self installed religion

  Wait until you hear about Ethiopia. They were Christians since the 4th century. The priests came to them to spread the word, only to be welcomed by kingdom of believers

  2026-05-21 11:15

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