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AlexBaxter | 2013-07-18 11:00

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AlexBaxter | 2013-05-06 20:00

its not delivery its......oh wait

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AlexBaxter | 2013-01-31 15:30

giggity

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2024 4th of July meme
Die

2024-06-28 04:15
+1
Portland bans urinals xd
We gonna abolish staircases next to be inclusive to disabled people? Not everyone needs to be able to use everything.

2024-02-14 01:53
+2
Downtown San Francisco
They fixed it in the same way that a child cleans their room by shoving everything under the bed instead of actually putting it away. It's not being seen, but it's not fixed.

2023-11-17 01:27
+2
Happy 1st birthday meme
Not if you do the math. They can all be about 25. Great grandparent is born, she's 25. Grandparent is born, she's 50. Parent is born, she's 75. 1 year old is born, she's 100. Just gotta shave off 1 year there

2023-11-03 18:31
+2
Dumb bitch gets humbled
Mine literally errored. It said 0.000. I'm 6'5" and there's allegedly 0 white males my height within 5 years of my age. Thing is definitely not accurate

2023-10-24 02:26
0
What do you mean your hungry? You got a bucket filled wit...
Well the tic tac toe on the left has 5 Os and only 3 Xs. O cheated. Makes your strat less foolproof

2023-09-21 03:06
+1
Fr, ong
It's Jake Gyllenhaal in Enemy

2023-08-21 03:16
+3
dongs in a science
Happens to the best of us

2023-07-23 06:59
+2
dongs in a science
That high? It's bottom 10%

2023-07-23 06:28
+1
Wholesome Chad...
This is the head coach of the Boston Celtics, Joe Mazzulla. I'm not a Boston fan, but this clip gave me a lot of respect for him as a person

2023-06-05 23:35
+35
Graveyard of horniess
When it first started, I thought she was clipping through the floor like a buggy Bethesda game

2023-05-31 00:48
+4
yeah, that is weird..
The banks have their cameras running 24/7. Between storage, power, etc., it's not logical to have them running at 4k at all times. The only way to keep them functional 24/7 is to have a lower quality feed

2023-05-31 00:44
+1
who woulda thought? (everyone did)
Invaded half the world for spices just to use none of them

2023-04-16 06:22
+2
Carlos is 12
As an adult I'm 6'6 and even I didn't hit 6' until I was 14. Being 5'11 at 12 is definitely not common

2023-04-16 06:15
+2
No chemistry here also...
At this point all the good chemistry jokes argon

2022-10-28 18:17
+8
sword
How about ducks then?

2022-10-23 05:44
+9
General Booty, reporting for duty
Or dick butkus. Made even better by the fact that he's a hall of famer and one of the best linebackers ever

2022-10-04 01:48
+3
P
Looks like the cover to a takeout container. The bottom of the covers is made of aluminum foil, to keep the food warm, and they would have plenty of those around

2022-08-24 03:05
+1
Is this real?
That's not even mentioning the fact that react is only 9 years old and they ask for 10 years on that too

2022-07-29 20:38
+1
honk!
His fight or flight response was triggered and he doesn't know how to fly

2022-04-01 19:18
0
Now that's dedication
I hear he liked it so much that he decided to go back and win 3 more in honor of his role in the movie

2021-06-25 19:46
0
This is a meme
I know. But he's 6'1 at 13. He can end even taller than I am

2021-06-09 16:36
0
This is a meme
I was only 5'7 at 13 and I'm 6'5 now, so you can end up pretty damn tall

2021-06-09 01:52
0
Only the 6-ft gang can comment
Clothes are especially problematic when you're skinny. I'm 6'6 and pretty skinny and I swear clothes makers think every tall guy is obese

2021-03-29 23:31
0
Good to know I guess
Yes, because whenever I'm in an emergency situation, without a source of light or heat, there will always be a crayon nearby

2021-03-23 02:57
0
Nikola Tesla once built a remote controlled boat in 1898
Why do the highlighted colors make absolutely no sense?

2020-12-10 22:47
+2
A welcome one
Not honestly that surprising

2020-06-29 05:07
+6
True
The ultimate power move

2020-02-07 00:38
+5
Lol
No, you're gen z. Gen x is before millenial (also known as gen y)

2019-12-09 03:19
+3
Airplane instructions
That is the face of no regrets

2019-12-09 03:13
0
Wakanda forever
He's the one who cursed them. He's a black cat

2019-08-28 00:15
-2
Observe
Still a lot of people to commit to something like this, though

2019-07-12 20:58
+1
Observe
Except that the u.s. has over 300 million (327.2 million) not 30 million. It's almost 1/700. Definitely not 1/60

2019-07-12 19:45
+3
Gasp
Ok, will do. Thanks

2019-06-04 11:31
+2
Only need bout tree fiddy
Driving really old cars

2019-06-04 02:29
+10
Gasp
Never seen it, but maybe I'll give it a shot. My favorite WW2 movie is saving private ryan

2019-06-04 02:28
+2
Juden
For example: America helped fund the iron dome, which Israel created to protect against rockets and missiles. Israel shared the iron dome tech and now the U.S. and Israel both benefit from the iron dome technology

2019-05-01 03:39
-1
Juden
People act like Israel is a third world country being solely kept afloat by the U.S. In reality it is one of the most advanced countries in the world. The U.S. helps fund their military research and in return, Israel shares its technology

2019-05-01 03:38
-1
Gottem
Also, trying to get in if you are a jew is hard. It's just a hard school to get into for anyone. No advantage given to jews

2019-04-29 02:10
+1
Ree
Translates to "please, I am lonely and wish to see the children"

2019-04-14 05:13
+26
You must be *this* inebriated to call...
Yeah, but why does he think a car would lose power if his cell phone doesn't?

2019-04-12 03:18
0
True
Looks like OP could use those extra 24 seconds of class

2019-04-09 03:47
+1
Too obvious eh?
He sends a real one and a joke one. They still get the product they request.

2019-03-17 04:34
+2
Tall people see like that
Yeah. I'm 6'5" and no one asks me normal questions when they first meet me. No "what's your name?" "Where are you from?" It's just "woah, you're tall. How tall are you? Do you play basketball?"

2019-03-13 01:47
+7
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/19/us/islamic-state-ameri...
She was born in America and chose to lie to her family and fly to Syria to join ISIS. She wasn't forced into anything. She made her choice, and now she must pay the consequences

2019-02-21 02:38
+7
Vicks vapor rub might work...
Child protective services should get involved. If a child dies from a preventable disease because the parents refuse to vaccinate, they should be charged with manslaughter

2019-02-05 02:11
+28
Dumb asses
They dont have to get it the second they're born, but if healthy, and once it can be decided that they dont have an allergy is immune disorder, they should be mandatory

2019-02-01 11:33
+1
Dumb asses
If the baby is healthy and can handle it, and it's a vaccine that should he done at that age, yes. In your case, it may have been bad, but they do much more good than harm in general. Take away vaccines and suddenly measles is back in multiple states

2019-02-01 11:19
+1
Dumb asses
Then I still believe it should be mandatory

2019-02-01 11:11
+1
Dumb asses
I literally said in my comment that some people have medical reasons they can't be vaccinated. Allergies are one of those reasons, and in those cases, I agree they shouldn't be vaccinated. If the child has no medical reason that it is dangerous for them,

2019-02-01 11:10
+1
Dumb asses
Although, 99% of the time, vaccines are not only not going to harm you, but they can save your life

2019-02-01 10:36
+1
Dumb asses
Either that was not due to the vaccine or your doctor was at fault. There are certain people who have auto immune disorders and medically cant be vaccinated. Also, some vaccines shouldn't be done until a certain age. I agree not to vaccinate these cases

2019-02-01 10:36
+1
Dumb asses
In a sense, I agree, but I think vaccines should be mandatory. It should be no different than endangering your child. If you refuse to vaccinate the kid, he can die. Child protective services should be involved

2019-01-31 03:54
+5
should we forgive xxxtentación???
I like the cold, but that's a bit insane. Although that's nothing compared to the wind chills in Chicago now. -20 C is roughly -2 F. It hit -55 F wind chills here. (Roughly -48 C)

2019-01-31 03:41
+7
What's cooler than bein cold
Yeah, Chicago is going to have -55 wind chills. It's supposed to be colder than Antarctica.

2019-01-30 03:20
+1
Men underwear is awesome
Or you use the zipper like a normal person

2019-01-18 02:37
+5
desert desert
Yeah, but no one calls it the Rio Grande river. Its name is just the Rio Grande

2019-01-17 01:44
+4
Thanks but no thanks....
It's not telling you to pointlessly circle through there. It's telling you to use it to turn around. There is a gray line leading the other way down the main road, taking you to a different route (maybe a highway that you have to backtrack to get on)

2018-10-29 02:20
+7
Trap phone life
It was great. I could navigate my phone and send entire texts without ever taking my phone out of my pocket. Teacher could never catch me texting in class. Cant do that on a smart phone

2018-10-26 03:19
+4
Or just step on all the bugs from A Bugs Life
Aladdin is Disney. It was pre-pixar merger and has nothing to do with DreamWorks

2018-10-26 03:08
+9
Data has a newly installed sass chip
More like giraffe than gift?

2018-10-22 03:45
+2
Data has a newly installed sass chip
Not to start an argument, but I don't get your logic. You say it should be jif because that's what happens when there is a vowel after the g, but the word gift which, as you said is very similar to gif, doesn't work that way, so why assume gif would be

2018-10-22 03:45
+2
Smart man, watching the girls get wet and sticky
Israel

2018-10-08 02:48
+3
How do you spend that much on porn?
If you read the article it said he was away serving in the army and noticed a bunch of money missing from his account when he got back

2018-10-08 02:37
+38
Heck leaf eaters
"So what do you reccomend?" "Yes sir"

2018-09-18 17:22
+2
Can't say that i blame him.
What about him? That's x-force deadpool

2018-09-13 02:46
+6
Teachers
Looks like they could use the extra 24 seconds of class

2018-08-29 02:03
+6
let’s bring it back
Pretty sure they're going to hell, anyway

2018-08-21 03:03
+7
Sound reasoning I'd say
They are

2018-07-19 00:17
+2
Gotta go, rides here.
Pivot...pivot...PIVOT!!

2018-06-21 00:33
0
What's your excuse?
Also the bombs were dropped 3 days apart. If he went to work the next morning, it wouldn't have happened yet

2018-04-13 02:20
+5
How Overwatch was created
Terrible more often than not

2018-02-22 00:52
0
How Overwatch was created
I know 4% of a game this size is a lot. I'm one of them (barely). It's still not saying much to say diamond and below. Although, to be fair, you're not wrong for the most part. I have a second account to play with my friends in gold and the team comps are

2018-02-22 00:52
0
How Overwatch was created
You say diamond and below as if that's a small part of the game. That's literally 96% of the player base

2018-02-21 23:14
0
Dafaq
Still works for me. 23 + 1994 = 2017. It will work until December

2018-02-08 23:16
+6
oof
Bitcoins

2017-12-19 15:39
+10
i watched oggy and the cockroaches today, best anime
I measure it in boxes of tea

2017-12-10 22:54
+1
Every gamer's night....
Don't forget the mei one. It almost makes me not hate her as much. The devil made me cry

2017-11-14 02:20
+4
Justice League 2
Then why would it say Lois?

2017-11-14 02:10
+2
I'll take 10
Haunted?

2016-12-22 01:46
+4
Why do people waste money on making robots which play foo...
It looks like we've still got time until the robots take over

2016-12-12 01:42
+1
Like a glove
Asshole. He took two parking spots

2016-09-12 13:00
+3
I need this in my country
He didn't need the handbrake. He was in drive, and his foot was on the brake. The wheels would not have rolled

2016-09-11 10:59
+3
I need this in my country
Cars roll easily when put in neutral, not when the guy inside the car is pushing the brakes. The wheels wouldn't have rolled at all if they tried

2016-09-10 22:28
+5
Quentin !!
Thank you Tumblr user for adding that witty and original line, it really added to the meme

2016-09-08 21:17
+5
Omfg
U never straight up denied it, but, "I'm arguing there's enough evidence to justify thoroughly questioning it." That's pretty close to denial. U claim it to be a possibility, when all evidence points to it being a historical fact

2016-09-07 23:11
+1
Omfg
And ignorance, either

2016-09-07 23:05
+1
Omfg
Survivors, as I am Jewish. Ur not denying it because there's ample proof. You're denying it because ur anti-Semitic, and believe this is all a scheme by the Jews to get people to feel sorry for us. We don't need ur sympathy, just don't want ur complete

2016-09-07 23:05
+3
Omfg
You couldn't possibly be more wrong. " The Jews benefited the most from the Holocaust!?!?" They were tortured, murdered, etc. They were victims, not beneficiaries of the biggest anti-Semitic mass murder in history. I know and have talked to multiple

2016-09-07 23:03
+1
Dat focus doe
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this was not in fact "last night", as hockey season is over. Also because I saw this post months ago

2016-08-25 01:46
+2
That catch
It's a super bowl commercial. Obj is in it, and they say she did the Odell

2016-08-10 12:27
+6
Dragon contest
He was hilarious, and his magic was actually pretty good

2016-07-22 10:41
+5
Dragon contest
"my name is Piff the magic dragon. You may have heard of my older brother..... Steve

2016-07-22 10:41
+16
By real_canadien
I'm 6'5" and my own bed at home had a footboard until 11th grade.

2016-07-14 11:37
+8
Good way to disperse a crowd
You'll hear stories about cops going beyond the line of duty, even dying to protect people, black or white, but all the media cares about is getting a lot of "reads" which happens when you say something controversial, not when you congratulate a hero.

2016-07-12 00:21
+12
Good way to disperse a crowd
People are idiots. I'm not going to say there are no bad cops who are out to kill/harm blacks/innocent people, but it's a vast minority. Most cops are good people, and some are spectacular people.

2016-07-12 00:19
+11
Kik me my username is Memedroid_BartJoJo
I thought I lived in Illinois. Apparently I'm a Texan. Damn

2016-07-05 22:29
+3
Dennis rodman and Karl Malone. They're hall of famers, it's not like you're asking for obscure names

2016-06-19 12:14
+2
Flordia is the best
Is it just me, or does he look like Kevin Love did before he got the beard

2016-06-17 17:35
+4
Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals

2016-06-15 23:42
+86

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