Últimos comentarios

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  mind yours

  I don't believe that story for a minute. No woman ever learns to mind her own business.

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  +21
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  10 DICK jokes?

  OP is Richard Head.

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  World Cup fans had a different tipping strategy

  Yeah, they really punished those restaurant owners.

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  When your wife suddenly becomes way too happy

  Peaceful life, no wife.

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  She has tiny organs and her own little thoughts

  OP: Oh da cutesy wootsey widdle kitty witty...

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  Your 20s when everyone else unlocked the family expansion

  Perhaps. But I've known very few guys who found joy in marriage these days. Disappointment, divorce, and child support seem much more common. If you're happy that's great. I'm glad someone is. But I wouldn't do it again.

  2026-07-21 16:38

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  Thomas Sowell on consumer preferences and shopping

  The joke

  2026-07-21 14:32

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  POV:modern dating

  #Pussball

  2026-07-21 14:20

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  Thomas Sowell on consumer preferences and shopping

  "Women be shopping?" Highly suspect. Can't find a source for anything even resembling this quote.

  2026-07-21 14:05

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  seafood logic

  Dude needs to teach her how she can cure kidney stones by sucking them out like snake venom.

  2026-07-21 09:46

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  Lol

  OP is the only one here calling old men "daddy".

  2026-07-21 09:39

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  Tate court season

  Don't know anything about the Tate's case in particular. But the US used to have a policy of refusing extradition to oppressive regimes.

  2026-07-21 09:37

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  Greta's sister lore

  At least they had the decency to hide the sister's face behind makeup and filters.

  2026-07-21 09:35

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  caught staring

  Nope.

  2026-07-21 09:30

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  Sentimental turds

  Gay

  2026-07-21 09:23

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  Duck

  So Argentina is a pecker and Canada is a butt quack?

  2026-07-17 14:55

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  Pocket wife problems

  Glad he wasn't washing the blanket.

  2026-07-17 14:48

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  Pocket wife problems

  Likely the former, unless he is wrong handed and wanted a clock to match. He's wearing his watch on his right hand.

  2026-07-17 14:46

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  I'm the greatest there was, the greatest there is, the gr...

  "Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin." - Captain Blackadder

  2026-07-17 11:54

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  startup culture

  A high growth startup with an HR department?

  2026-07-17 11:45

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  startup culture

  And we need to talk about your flair. Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?

  2026-07-17 11:44

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  Lunch wins again

  She's really hot. I wish she'd fall in love with me.

  2026-07-17 09:39

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  Bro spent two hours admiring a fence

  Or the eyes of the beer holder.

  2026-07-16 15:49

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  Deflock

  

  2026-07-16 15:47

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  no way

  These clips of chariots were circulating in churches on VHS in the late 90's. Not saying they are real, but not everything that is faked is automatically "AI".

  2026-07-16 15:42

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  no way

  That's some really good AI for the late 1990s, which is when I first saw these clips on a VHS tape that was circulating with some of my mother's church going friends. It may be faked, or it may be real but entirely unrelated to Moses. Who knows? But declaring "It's AI!" because you don't want to believe it is as intellectually immature as yelling "It's proof!" because you want to believe it.

  2026-07-16 15:30

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  Macron be spittn

  To be fair, just about anyone looks delicious compared to his wife.

  2026-07-16 09:15

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  Yahoo email has been loyal since day one

  No, but they do frequently ask you to upgrade to paid. (I have also had my account for roughly 30 years).

  2026-07-16 09:10

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  Never again, again

  #Everyday

  2026-07-16 09:01

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  bro lost

  Good boy! Goood boy! Have a treat!

  2026-07-16 09:01

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  What if you were that small and your wife was that big?

  Could it be a cry for help?

  2026-07-15 08:41

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  Bad at math.

  My boy must be slow. He was born in late 2000 and he's only 25...

  2026-07-14 21:26

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  Youtube comments

  What's really funny is that you can almost see some activists believing this.

  2026-07-14 10:50

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  neighbor diplomacy

  Damned Yankees...

  2026-07-14 10:38

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  catch feelings

  She doesn't want to discuss the ball. She wants to tell you how she feels about the ball.

  2026-07-14 10:25

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  Uno reverse horses

  Playing the Oregon turnpike?

  2026-07-14 10:21

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  love error

  I wouldn't count on that these days.

  2026-07-14 10:20

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  rough exit

  Reminds me of something a coworker said after the OJ verdict. "There's nothing quite as pathetic as white people rioting - sitting in the recliner yelling at the TV screen."

  2026-07-14 10:15

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  audit time

  Seems to me that if the settlement is voided then the lawsuit should be back on.

  2026-07-14 10:10

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  Ancient memes re-kindled

  Yeah, that checks out.

  2026-07-13 13:11

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  Professional hater

  You could have left it at the first line. Or just at "I don't care".

  2026-07-13 10:27

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  Being that size and being her husband wouldn’t be to ba...

  Pass on the slip-n-slide sleeping bag.

  2026-07-13 09:07

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  Muslim problems require muslim solutions

  or ask the goatherd to put them in the same pen.

  2026-07-10 15:41

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  Muslim problems require muslim solutions

  If I had that many wives I'd probably become a suicide bomber.

  2026-07-10 11:09

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  Sophie's choice

  The sooner you go to bed, the sooner you wake up for work.

  2026-07-09 09:16

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  Exit liquidity speedrun

  

  2026-07-09 08:44

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  inception lol

  I tawd I taw a puddy tat.

  2026-07-07 14:57

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  Lol

  Fascism, Nazism, and Communism are all forms of socialism. Grok even says "Hitler explicitly rejected *Marxist* socialism." He rejected one form of socialism, not all forms.

  2026-07-07 11:31

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  cinema please

  Please don't.

  2026-07-07 09:38

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  Easy money

  "Music" has to at least have melody and rythm. Rap does not qualify.

  2026-07-07 09:33

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  unsafe demons

  Demonic.

  2026-07-07 09:24

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  GTA fatigue unlocked

  I just want it out of the way so they can start Red Dead 3.

  2026-07-06 12:22

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  lol

  G onna share this one!

  2026-07-06 12:01

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  Kaboom

  Yes Rico. Kaboom!

  2026-07-04 15:56

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  Peak technology

  G uess it could be anything.

  2026-07-01 10:38

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  Border Patrol and ICE are going to need more Guys...a LOT...

  It's not. The 14th amendment was meant to grant blanket citizenship to everyone born here then the children of diplomats would be citizens. They are not. The phrase "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" was meant to exclude foreign nationals.

  2026-07-01 10:19

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  Accountability left chat

  #Women

  2026-07-01 09:41

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  Average internet debate

  Any discussion with a feminist.

  2026-07-01 09:35

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  digital lies

  Don't "purchase" things that the seller claims the right to take away at any time and you won't have this problem.

  2026-07-01 09:22

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  vision trial

  Just get the prescription and order the glasses online. Used to get back up glasses for the kids (they keep breaking them) for ~$20 each.

  2026-06-30 08:57

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  Leather seat betrayal

  1970's vinyl seats

  2026-06-30 08:52

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  When your friend doesn't commit

  N words? Like?

  2026-06-29 23:38

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  How Rich People Pay No Taxes

  Precisely. The bank takes the stock instead of payment. Since he never sells the stock, he never pays capital gains.

  2026-06-29 23:28

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  Stank face

  Oodelally, oodelally!

  2026-06-29 09:54

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  Famous last words

  He probably tried that literally.

  2026-06-26 09:03

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  Dad stays winning

  EVs already cost us. The government mandates that auto makers sell a certain number of EVs. The auto makers lose money on them - money that has to be made up in higher vehicle prices for the rest of us. (Granted this doesn't apply to Tesla since the only make EVs)

  2026-06-25 10:14

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  Gel

  Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Just a little Monty Python - nothing against your views man. I probably just should have gone celibate back then. But it's much easier now as an old man than it was as a young buck.

  2026-06-24 16:22

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  Gel

  If you already have all the kids you want, it's the only way to make 100% sure there are no mistakes. No other birth control methods are 100% - even if she doesn't "accidentally" forget her pills.

  2026-06-24 14:17

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  Gel

  Gelding

  2026-06-24 14:12

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  God forbid a man comes prepared

  If someone brought an ass fan into class I would definitely complain.

  2026-06-23 14:43

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  Worst case scenario

  A short fellow in Roman armor carrying an illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator who is trying to blow up the earth?

  2026-06-23 11:30

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  Cool Tradition

  #Juneteenf

  2026-06-22 09:14

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  one of us

  Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

  2026-06-17 11:32

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  one of us

  When you're a moose everyone tolerates you.

  2026-06-17 11:27

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  Fully automatic assault pitbull

  I love Aynne Wexler's routine on pitbulls and Muslims. "We have to pretend that all those years of inbreeding and raising them to fight goes away and suddenly they are westernized *cough* I mean domesticated. And then you have to worry if it's a practicing pitt..."

  2026-06-17 11:23

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  Meme today

  If the Hunter is a Biden then crack and a prostitute usually works.

  2026-06-17 09:13

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  ai moment

  When you use AI to detect AI...

  2026-06-17 08:52

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  wheel guy

  Spoken like a true dad.

  2026-06-16 11:35

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  heart skipped

  He is. It was a Disney romance.

  2026-06-15 17:25

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  Watch it flounder

  Well actual women don't taste like fish above the waist, so I guess it could be the same for mermaids.

  2026-06-15 10:38

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  Supergirl meme

  Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good young girl like that.

  2026-06-15 10:35

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  Us commoners

  While I consider myself a US patriot, he is not entirely wrong here folks. Realistically "winning" for us meant making them go away. We didn't have to invade and conquer (we couldn't have) - we just had to be more trouble than the occupation was worth.

  2026-06-15 10:32

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  Us commoners

  While I wouldn't describe them as "the good guys", I do sometimes wonder if Europe would be any worse off today if we had just stayed out of it. They seem bent on becoming a totalitarian, dystopian hell hole one way or another.

  2026-06-15 10:25

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  Missing fake memories

  Just behind the photographer is the skate rental, the snack bar, and most importantly - the pinball / video game arcade.

  2026-06-15 09:59

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  Mom lore

  My old man was an actual Boomer. Everything played "tapes".

  2026-06-15 09:56

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  how stupid can they be wtf

  Damn. That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good young woman like that.

  2026-06-15 09:51

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  not rich

  Reminds me of an old Russian yarn about a man with one cow who was jealous of his neighbor who had two cows. Instead of wishing himself more cows, he wishes his neighbor's cow would die.

  2026-06-15 09:26

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  heart skipped

  Was just thinking that. Probably an app for a smart watch.

  2026-06-15 09:11

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  just cook

  I can see arguments for and against tipping culture. What I can't understand is why so many people get so worked up and make so many posts over whether they pay $10 for the burger and $2 to the staff, or just pay $12 for the burger. Is it that big a concern in life?

  2026-06-15 09:10

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  Insane final wish

  Great idea. But why stop at the belly button when you could go lower?

  2026-06-15 08:59

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  parent lore

  Your parents are with you constantly when you're nine. When you're seventeen, they rarely get to see you and you don't tell them anything.

  2026-06-15 08:53

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  Shocking

  I can't imagine.

  2026-06-14 18:03

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  Men can make bad decisions, too. Just yesterday I logged ...

  You beat me to it...

  2026-06-14 17:57

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  You have thrown it but you should have lit it on fire first

  Totally should have thrown that Cheeto. Should have thrown the entire bag.

  2026-06-14 17:47

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  PLEASE GOD... PLEASE MAKE IT SOON.

  If I die you should definitely not wake me.

  2026-06-12 21:40

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  Elite strategy

  They like to keep their male "friends" single for attention and backup options. The attributes they are telling you that women admire are selected to make women seem virtuous, but are not actually qualities women will appreciate you for. If you really insist on pursing them, the best advice is "Don't believe what they say - observe what they respond to. "

  2026-06-11 11:29

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  Sudden realization

  

  2026-06-11 11:13

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  worth it

  *Sigh* I know.

  2026-06-11 09:07

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  medieval dude is here with us today

  Copper poisoning. The bone is turning green!

  2026-06-11 08:51

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  Wait a minute

  I used to like "MILFs". Now they're just "women my age".

  2026-06-11 08:45

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