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  Birdrew Tate

  Spend all your money on slop and eat fast food everyday, it's what the corpos and media says to do You'll have social security when you retire so you're fine

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  Such dolts. Without Christianity there's no morality

  Deus vult

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  Aug 1,

  I've only seriously dated 3 girls in my life, but there were always things that didn't work out. 1 went to the party life, 1 got hooked on vape+drinking, the last one wanted to live in Chicago (Southside) close to family(dirt poor and stole from us before)

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  One Robin is built different

  Slade was right about Robin. We just didn't realize it

  2026-07-31 07:55

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  Crisis averted

  There's a girl in know that's in her 20s getting grey hair and based, but dyes her hair a dark reddish brown that matches her mom's hair. Looks almost natural except for a weird shine you can see at certain angles

  2026-07-31 07:53

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  Bro code

  She texts that while in some other dude's bed. If you know, you know.

  2026-07-31 07:49

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  Keep walking

  But my mom said to be home before the street lights turn on

  2026-07-31 07:48

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  therapy unlocked

  This used to be just people taking to their friends, family, or priest. Now it's just expensive daycare for people who can't get their life together

  2026-07-31 05:01

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  The deli owner everyone deserves

  And once this goes public it's gonna be taken advantage of by certain demographics and then we can't have nice things anymore.... again....

  2026-07-31 04:57

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  Noooo! You have to stop eating meat and start eating only the things I agree with or else you're doing violence

  2026-07-31 04:55

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  Dream career

  Welfare queens with 4 kids and 6 daddies somehow

  2026-07-28 11:35

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  POV ChatGPT becomes your personal trainer

  I can squat only 8 plates (4 on each side), but I can leg press 26 plates on the incline leg press and calf raise it too. My back is bad, but my legs are great

  2026-07-28 11:34

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  Money can't buy happiness but it helps a lot

  Because you can get fent for like$5 but dopamine is over$200. Poor people must suffer with drugs while the elite can get dopamine injections like a diabetic gets insulin

  2026-07-22 13:50

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  Grandma got exposed

  N ow I won't make assumptions, but this reminds me of certain demographics in my old neighborhood

  2026-07-22 06:16

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  why was "

  Why iron clothes when poppin it in the dryer for 10 minutes removes wrinkles too

  2026-07-22 05:10

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  My keyboard Looks Like This

  Never strafe, only forward

  2026-07-19 11:20

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  Remember Kids; They Can Rain Floods Down Anytime They Want

  Yes. And the smoke can actually help cause rains further away . Nature is fascinating

  2026-07-17 10:02

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  corporate cosplay

  You work the job until you have enough to quit and start a small farm

  2026-07-17 10:00

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  Bro got a raise and her whole family unlocked direct deposit

  Sounds fake, but given how entitled people are today I can believe it. Bro should dump her and get a decent girl

  2026-07-17 09:58

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  tomato overload

  Ya gotta eat em like groceries Wait... They are groceries Even better

  2026-07-17 08:45

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  They call you the villain when you stop doing what they want

  Please put the car in park before we roll down the hill No *Rolls down the hill*

  2026-07-16 14:55

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  this...

  The looooong neck was beat one

  2026-07-15 13:11

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  color died

  That's because they make more money selling a bland phone and multiple colorful cases.

  2026-07-15 08:15

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  Comma saves lives

  I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. vs I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

  2026-07-15 08:12

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  another day

  Last I read it was a guy from Columbia. So not citizen, but the screechers are just gonna howler that ice killed someone without looking at context

  2026-07-14 05:51

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  Being that size and being her husband wouldn’t be to ba...

  Death by snu snu

  2026-07-12 18:18

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  kekistan

  That's because your delusions aren't true in reality sir

  2026-07-11 17:09

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  retirement canceled

  If she's hot, not crazy, and finds a rich husband, then it'll be fine

  2026-07-10 14:16

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  Fafo

  You're trying to use logic against the illogical, you're bound to fail

  2026-07-10 14:10

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  a very close family for sure

  If you can't get the apple, you've still got the tree

  2026-07-10 08:21

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  Damn

  Infinite soup and wine glitch

  2026-07-10 05:10

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  Maui built different

  He died by snu snu, as every man would wish

  2026-07-06 20:18

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  puppy saved

  When the Chinese and communists make your buildings, don't be surprised when it's made with tofu

  2026-07-06 20:14

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  internet moment

  If that were a function, they'd sell out day 1

  2026-07-06 18:06

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  company wifi

  I just told my job that my current rate wasn't competitive, and a few weeks later got a 3$ an hour raise. I didn't push for it, but they need me for important projects and wouldn't want me to leave

  2026-07-06 18:04

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  Physical media bros

  I haven't bought a console since the xbox 1 and ps3. I still have new games I haven't played for years. Same with my steam library

  2026-07-02 20:59

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  Wrong guide dog

  *meanwhile down the street* "This museum sucks, there's only Bark and Bork everywhere"-----

  2026-07-02 20:53

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  Is this evolution or devolution?

  Me hungry, me go hunt delivery driver

  2026-07-02 15:27

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  Adult field trips

  I get 4 weeks of vacation a year, but we're always so busy that if I don't plan it ahead of time I end up just taking half days. Even on vacation I'm thinking about work

  2026-07-02 08:43

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  Here we go again

  There was a chick fil a that fired all it's ghetto employees, then quality and customer experience went up and improved the restaurant. If it works, it works

  2026-06-27 06:05

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  dongs in a class

  That's the point Except the target moves in front of the car to make sure it's a bullseye

  2026-06-27 06:01

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  Being an American living in the Philippines who has never...

  I guess Poland isn't as diverse and inclusive as everywhere else

  2026-06-25 15:47

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  jpmorgan executive fired

  That"thing" is a woman!?!?

  2026-06-24 05:25

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  Respect the grind

  He probably got trespassed and went back again for the hustle and got caught

  2026-06-16 15:13

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  Nomnomnomnomnom

  It's too beautiful to eat

  2026-06-12 19:47

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  I don't think you are, mate. RIP Henry Nowak

  It's just a fiery, but mostly peaceful protest. Clearly the news is over exaggerating based on their description of previous protests

  2026-06-11 19:57

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  Typing alignment chart

  As someone who has to write titles and headers for many documents, I've been doing the bottom by habit from typing that way for work

  2026-06-11 05:29

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  surprise

  It could be for flour. I've used that much over like 4 months doing a lot of baking

  2026-06-09 14:23

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  Can I offer you a homemade meme in these trying times

  I know a Karen who's only skill is paper pushing and looking for errors. It's tedious, but she likes to nag anyone that makes mistakes so she likes the job. It's the only thrill for her day

  2026-06-09 14:22

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  magic trick

  Staying hydrated with electrolytes and going to the bathroom to eliminate waste from the alcohol are ways to stay sober and prevent hangovers though

  2026-06-09 05:52

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  Nice try lender

  Nooo! you must be in debt! No one can be financially responsible

  2026-06-09 05:49

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  Family business panic

  The Chinese restaurant that had a little girl doing her homework as the cashier had the bed general taos chicken ever

  2026-06-09 05:22

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  Too tired again

  I usually give myself an hour or so to game and relax everyday. Need to unwind before bed or I can't sleep. I love Total war Warhammer 3 so much

  2026-06-08 15:48

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  June Election Results Expected Next Year

  I told you we need to do something about this third world slum, what is this dirty white liquid you've brought me?!

  2026-06-05 20:44

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  Record profits again

  I get a bonus every year for getting my job done. 8%, which isn't much, but there aren't really anything stopping me from getting it

  2026-06-05 14:22

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  Wrong neighborhood

  The Chinese ships, even military, have such poor standards that even a basic Western fishing boat has more structural integrity and can crush them

  2026-06-05 14:16

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  Tip thief failed

  She could have also sued the restaurant for blatant retaliation for not sharing her tip. Not allowing wage theft is clearly a win for her because she'll be taxed for the whole amount

  2026-06-04 05:30

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  Never break pasta in front of an italian

  You need long pasta to spin it on your fork into a huge ball before you eat it

  2026-06-03 13:31

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  Bro saw coal

  If you've got friends that can coordinate with you without making it obvious, it's a great plan. Especially if you've already got the financing done beforehand

  2026-06-02 23:21

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  Warms the cockles of my heart

  Can't do that in a lot of cities today. Too many people would just take them all

  2026-06-02 23:16

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  Slop Farm

  Gotta make sure that corpos see how expensive and useless it is, and how they're gonna lose money betting on AI instead of competent people

  2026-05-29 11:01

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  pick suffering

  I had to implement a bunch of SOPs for safety stuff and got a lot of pushback from managers not even in my department. They shut up when I quoted OSHA statements and asked them to confirm they want to go against them, idiot Karens

  2026-05-29 08:45

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  public enemy

  I know that person... It's me

  2026-05-29 06:05

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  Bills don't care

  Happened to my mom years ago 6 months after getting a job and making improvements. She just showed them the offer and asked if the could match. Of course they wanted like 3 months to see if they could, so she left after 2 weeks instead

  2026-05-29 06:02

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  Dongs in minorities, am I right?

  Me and my racist friends of many origins compete to see who can make the most race jokes

  2026-05-28 18:22

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  Hood research team

  Caveman learns to start fire. They're evolving

  2026-05-24 13:12

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  It's date night.

  Wife catching in the middle east. Wing man reaching out for a new one

  2026-05-24 00:04

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  A real kick in the mousetrap

  Disney adults are horrible

  2026-05-23 16:08

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  Inflation

  Brisket was $3.60/lb two years ago. Now it's $5-$6/lb

  2026-05-22 15:43

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  Wallet retirement ceremony

  Had my wallet for almost 10 years. Finally started to fall apart so ordered one when a vtuber I watch was selling leather ones. Actual leather and decent quality. Another 10 years await

  2026-05-22 11:37

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  Bath and body jumpscare

  At least you didn't get hit my the smell of 10 day old fish when the obese hr lady walked by. I almost threw up, but had to hold it in so I wouldn't get fired

  2026-05-22 11:35

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  Alcoholism has begun

  You find out it looks like an Olympic circle, so now there's hope because it's not unprecedented

  2026-05-21 16:50

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  Natural Talent

  You can also go with, moving somewhere less diverse or where the local Walmart hasn't locked up the makeup.

  2026-05-21 16:48

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  nobody can drive

  I can't stop for a 4-way right now, I'm already late to work

  2026-05-21 16:33

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  public school speedrun

  I blame the" no child left behind" stuff, and no standards today for any level of education

  2026-05-21 08:56

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  First time huh

  I know someone who's got a mathematics bachelor's degree. He works for the local park district picking up garbage and planting trees. Chill guy

  2026-05-19 20:50

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  Small piece of advice

  Yeah, but already know the story about the scorpion and the snake that ask for a ride. It's just in their nature, as the story goes

  2026-05-17 12:10

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  Tiny chaos factory

  I too would have hours of fun climbing a wall and ceiling that fall down

  2026-05-14 13:42

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  All these years of Space docking is finally gonna pay off

  Consume the poop pill to extend your life!

  2026-05-14 13:38

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  Hidden Challenge in NEET Preparation Nobody Talks About

  As a chemist and biologist, this post gave me an aneurysm and stroke trying to read it

  2026-05-13 22:12

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  love wins

  Clearly they're gonna ask Dom for money for gas and to post their rent. Mostly scams and bots on those sites

  2026-05-12 20:37

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  Loyalty costs extra

  $1 per hour on a 40 hr work week is $2,000 a year

  2026-05-12 20:19

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  Minecraft building irl

  " now let's watch the little worker drones go about their business as the queen on top gets bred by the delivery ant. Her husband can expect another child in their brood"

  2026-05-12 11:10

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  still civilized

  It's a sign of a high trust society, but it's slowly fading as things get more"diverse" and society changes

  2026-05-12 11:06

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  I told you man, he's drinking rum and smoking weed! Keep ...

  Don't trust her even if it's true. She's hoping to get another bun in the oven and make it your problem later

  2026-05-10 16:13

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  everything's for science these days

  If it's a placebo then the symptoms he's feeling are either from a disease, or they're imaginary because placebos Don't do anything

  2026-05-09 05:20

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  Engineer house diff

  I think the other house was the one made with concrete, so overall it was another setting like the Chicago fire, except started by a crazed lefty instead

  2026-05-08 15:03

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  Oil money adventures

  "We have investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong" - every government department If they're going after the common person though, then there will be, at least, some fines

  2026-05-08 10:26

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  Removing latinos and other minorities the peaceful way

  In some places that's illegal and you could get a fine. If they can prove it was you. If

  2026-05-07 15:20

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  What have you done

  They usually use a spoofed number now. Unless you get an actual callback number, it's gonna go to some random person

  2026-05-07 15:17

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  Results

  You like sticking your hands in bodies? Well here's the best matching careers for you

  2026-05-07 15:16

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  same build

  Time to make a well balanced, all-round character. *Places all points into strength*

  2026-05-04 08:31

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  Who doesn't like playing with pussy? Cats are so soft!

  Gonna warp in there like Mario jumping into a painting

  2026-05-01 07:49

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  Accidentally promoted

  POV: your buddy takes off his hat and rubs his eyes worried because he just sharted himself in front of an important client

  2026-04-29 13:05

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  Suddenly genius essays

  "sure, I can write you a 1800 word essay on the fall of Rome that sounds like a college student wrote it"

  2026-04-29 13:02

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  Just show the price

  At my job we had purchasing call to order something and got charged more than the online price. They tried to tell us we agreed to the higher price. We cancelled our order and just bought it on their online store instead ( it was a $600 difference)

  2026-04-24 08:16

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  Rich get richer

  That's why you're supposed to get specialized skills or experience that gets you out of the basic skill jobs. If everyone can do a job, then pay is low. If only a handful of people can do a job, then you get more pay for your time. Basic economics

  2026-04-24 08:13

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  Doxpara

  As an avid Stellaris devouring hive enjoyer, this is correct

  2026-04-21 19:03

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  built different

  You blast in a nuclear survived

  2026-04-15 04:59

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  These old bones still remember a wild night

  *spins the revolver* *Click* Your turn bro

  2026-04-13 12:48

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