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  Anyway moving on

  My grandpa set aside enough to rent out our local Elk's, have an open bar, and free dinner after his service.

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  Rewarded with prison

  And now they have to find another way to launder the millions they budgeted to that project.

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  sunday pain

  There's one right down the road from me and I've had it once. It's a McChicken at double the price and their waffle fries somehow managed to degrade that value further...

  2026-06-18 10:47

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  Saw an Ifunny meme today, here’s some shots back

  We don't talk about that place...

  2026-06-18 04:01

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  Thank coinbench for protecting me with all your might

  Finally. Some good fucking OC

  2026-06-13 15:26

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  airport potion

  Does this count as a urinal? I can never find a close one to my gate.

  2026-06-11 06:56

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  Ancient technology

  Yeah, that's a problem easily solved with like $20 at Staples. Or for free if you're a decent pirate

  2026-06-11 05:52

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  Pull up then

  Well I got at least three shots before you even clear leather. Anything after that is fate

  2026-06-11 04:50

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  Box surprise

  Their vision is based on movement...

  2026-06-11 04:46

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  Capybara challenge

  Work beers time

  2026-06-02 14:38

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  That’s just Bananas

  This is one of those things I should never have been allowed to read

  2026-05-27 14:37

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  Microwave sleeper build

  I sleep on my stomach so my cat can sleep on my back. Wrecking my spine at twice the normal rate

  2026-05-24 17:17

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  Who wants to live forever, eh?

  Uhh... That is breakfast?

  2026-05-24 14:19

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  Who the hell is gonna bring a fountain and a swarm of drones

  My guess is when those T-Rex suits were a popular thing a few years ago. I could see how one person takes up way too much space on a bus in one of those.

  2026-05-24 02:45

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  public school speedrun

  I actually did this for a few classes in HS. I saw no point in homework if I can get a 95%+ on every test. But the way points were structured forced at least half of the homework to be "completed" to pass

  2026-05-23 21:05

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  shark privilege

  That was kinda funny thinking we'd give colors their own holiday.

  2026-05-23 19:15

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  A real kick in the mousetrap

  

  2026-05-23 19:12

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  same reaction

  Cooked tomato is fine, but like lettuce I will not have a cold wet cronch to a burger or tacos

  2026-05-23 18:07

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  empty skull sound

  My kitten is a box of nuggets short

  2026-05-23 16:46

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  power move honestly

  The weirdest I've ever watched with my family was Liberace. All 4 of us were just

  2026-05-23 16:38

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  dongs in a bucket

  Just a placeholder to revisit.

  2026-05-15 23:50

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  IKEA Coniptions

  I honestly enjoy putting together IKEA.

  2026-05-12 23:48

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  new fear

  Their legs work like hydraulics. That needle is putting in fluid to extend them and pulling it out to retract. This is just a tiny, twisted version of a scrapyard claw

  2026-05-12 19:21

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  That knock

  Filed under the "perfectly cut screams"

  2026-05-10 02:45

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  He's a semi-aquatic egg-layin' mammal of action

  Sure the gang has never met them, but it's always someone well known in whatever community they're disrupting.

  2026-05-09 21:59

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  Budget Tony Hawk

  That's actually Anthony Hawk. Though they are related, probably where you're seeing the resemblance.

  2026-05-06 19:27

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  Lore addict spotted

  I've probably spent more time watching Fallout lore than playing the games at this point.

  2026-05-06 19:08

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  Bottom comment is restarted

  We got an 18yo at work and he is leagues below this. We weigh and mix metal powder all day and he hoards the calculator for shit like what's 2400-600. Yes he actually walked over to ask me that exact question cause I had the calculator for once

  2026-05-05 19:22

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  Montgomery Slave Markets

  That's a Sear's for sure.

  2026-05-02 00:57

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  Not my fault bro

  I get one of the 2 forklifts in the plant that doesn't have an impact sensor

  2026-04-29 19:25

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  Ctrl c Ctrl v

  Is there an echo in here?

  2026-04-28 19:03

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  crust people

  I save the crust for garlic butter dipping.

  2026-04-26 00:30

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  I hate him I hate him

  My max is only 587. I either drop my phone for a day or go on vacation and just kinda forget.

  2026-04-25 23:57

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  "genius"

  After pic toes are unsettlingly rectangular. And on a crinkled printout, I'm caught between, AI, Photoshop, or someone really just has low polygon feet.

  2026-04-25 05:30

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  Pilots meowing on radio like its tradition

  Probably a low traffic airport and atc thinks he's the end all be all hot shit for being "professional" with all 2 planes he has at his command.

  2026-04-18 06:39

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  life update

  Have a mortgage, (nearly) paid off car, and my next big trip is saving for the Antarctica expedition cruise, and I'm dealing with factory wages. Just be better with money

  2026-04-18 06:26

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  Dynamite comes in small packages

  So is this Apple's call to a Chromebook (thats at like 1/4 the price)?

  2026-04-18 02:21

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  Workplace season five

  Was one of the last to leave 3rd shift after 10yrs, had a reunion arc for a year and a half on days, then jumped to 2nd shift this season and it's like I'm in a spinoff series.

  2026-04-15 23:42

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  Nature said nope

  Just give it a few months. My 15yo kitten still has no restraints on love bites

  2026-04-14 07:38

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  Not a friend bro

  Most of them are friend. I swear it wants the pets if you can get in there

  2026-04-14 07:31

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  brain not normal

  I still have nightmares about that image

  2026-04-13 19:20

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  I was born to love you

  Have a new guy that's 18yo, he laughs everyday at my morning stretches cause apparently 34 is old man problems in a factory. Guess who doesn't have back, knee, or shoulder issues though.

  2026-04-12 23:47

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  Workplace roast ended him

  I can't trust you to measure a ruler.

  2026-04-10 23:34

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  Bro changed his oil and immediately entered side quest mode

  I used to pour mine in an old hollow tree

  2026-04-10 19:14

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  same guy

  It took me a very long time to learn the "turning the frogs gay!" guy wasn't Joe Rogan

  2026-04-10 03:04

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  screw ms

  What is this?

  2026-04-10 02:59

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  yeah

  That's getting queued as soon as my lunch is over

  2026-04-09 19:26

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  Paying insane insurance just to still pay more

  

  2026-04-08 19:31

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  3am thoughts suddenly need birth certificate

  My mom still has mine in a chest with all the other important documents. I could be trusted to not lose it now that I have my own safe, but it can stay there till I need it again.

  2026-04-08 00:44

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  No way they'll post this, the anti-free-speech cowards.

  Dune coon is my new go-to

  2026-04-04 02:42

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  No way they'll post this, the anti-free-speech cowards.

  Everyone just calm down....

  2026-04-04 02:41

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  Remember when your gaming group actually worked

  7 Days was so fun. I might have to convince a couple friends to hop back on this weekend

  2026-04-02 19:17

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  POV you're barely speeding and chaos pulls up anyway

  Those are the few times I actually slow down and drive the speed limit

  2026-03-25 23:34

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  Booting up an old game and understanding nothing anymore

  About every time I come back from a break on Satisfactory or Space Engineers. I normally leave myself setup with all the supplies and groundwork for the next big project and no notes on what it actually was supposed to be

  2026-03-24 19:27

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  Iran threatens Middle East energy infrastructure after US...

  Just to clarify, are they threatening to sabotage their own infrastructure? Or do they think they'll be coming here to attack ours?

  2026-03-23 19:33

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  Europeans trying to process american chaos again

  I'm 13hrs to walk, 4hrs to bike, or 42min to drive the 39mi. There is no train or bus option.

  2026-03-22 02:28

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  I know this probably wont pass mods and ill get downvoted...

  

  2026-03-22 02:17

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  School fitness expectations were completely unhinged

  I didn't even break the 5min mark till like Junior year. Best was a 4:43 and it didn't even feel accomplished cause I almost got fucking lapped by a kid that went on to place in nationals that year

  2026-03-19 19:14

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  arguing with a ghost for minimum wage at 2am

  A couple friends got mowing jobs in HS for the cemetery and the lady that lived in the house there had us dog-sit sometimes. We've thrown some pretty wild parties there

  2026-03-17 14:40

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  spin me

  "Now as I was saying about Hillary Clinton..." Record spontaneously combusts

  2026-03-13 14:37

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  Hoohaw

  If we ignore humans generally being positively buoyant. With clothes and stuff they might sink a little, but not enough to pull that much air down.

  2026-03-12 03:03

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  100 percent brain moment

  The wax is the main fuel of a candle. You might collect a few stray drops in the bottom container, but it's one free candle maybe after 100 burnt.

  2026-03-12 02:44

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  The bus leaves the moment you arrive

  Why would the buses not wait if they're at a stop that crosses routes? Like what would be the point of planning the time tables for them both to be there at the same time if they just leave whenever?

  2026-03-12 02:36

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  Introvert hard carry

  I'm the safety committee guy for my factory dept. Paper work, monthly meeting and all that bs just cause I didn't know how to properly turn it down

  2026-03-06 19:31

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  egg sacrifice

  Yeah. There was no getting through to him though so I bought a few stainless steel ones for me specifically.

  2026-03-05 23:43

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  egg sacrifice

  I had a roommate that would just use a fork to stir stuff cause using a spatula or wooden spoon was gonna be another thing to wash afterwards. It really doesn't take long to ruin non-stick pots/pans.

  2026-03-05 19:26

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  From the reptile's sphincter

  I've only ever seen 3 and it was terrible every time. Would definitely do again

  2026-03-05 19:09

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  We almost broke free from old habits

  It's not the same feel as stepping out for a cig which is what helped me, but don't get caught like I did just popping nicotine pouches like they're candy

  2026-03-01 23:42

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  Rain so heavy the lanes disappear but the boys still joking

  

  2026-02-27 19:19

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  We almost broke free from old habits

  I switched to the pouches finally and it's been way easier to cut back on nicotine as a whole.

  2026-02-25 23:41

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  hardly working

  After 3mo, I'm at the crossroads of smashing my face into a desk or my trainee's. Bitches it's difficult but everything I suggest is "more work". It is initially but saves A LOT of effort in the end.

  2026-02-25 04:07

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  Certified Shitpost

  I'm sure cock doc already exists in a parody

  2026-02-24 19:16

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  everyone need some good sleep

  If I had to guess, crime.

  2026-02-23 19:14

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  Just a little home project

  I was guessing SolarSands. Obv the actual credit proved me wrong, but similar voice and random topics

  2026-02-21 21:33

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  I read that genZ is the most retarded generation. Probabl...

  Parents cell #s are always there in case. Why I remember the home phone for them, my bf, and neighbor 20yrs after they got rid of them... IDK

  2026-02-21 21:27

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  8pm no

  I've reigned it in to about 2 or 3

  2026-02-21 18:23

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  ghhh

  I haven't even been gone. It just showed up one day with no context

  2026-02-18 02:30

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  Sounds beautiful

  Forgive me. I fat fingered it and down voted you accidentally

  2026-02-15 03:16

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  DONT REPOST THIS JUST SPREAD THE WORD

  Not a chance of that happening

  2026-02-13 14:14

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  too soon

  I've got a trainee that just turned 18 in the same position. He's also on the verge of getting fired for attendance and performance 2wks after moving out, and she doesn't have a job either. Gonna be a rude awakening early on

  2026-02-12 14:28

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  I do not consent to your tricks good sir

  A little bit of trickery it is then

  2026-02-12 14:12

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  Every sport but they all use a bowling ball

  The dartboard at the end actually caught me off guard

  2026-02-10 14:28

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  You only get one pen forever choose wisely

  I gotta go with 2. 5 is a close 2nd, but I don't write enough at a time to actually care about comfort.

  2026-02-10 14:25

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  My unemployed jokes aren't working either

  Yea, that's fancy af. I like to get my stuff monogrammed if it's a custom fit too

  2026-02-08 20:58

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  Only the most important questions in life ofcourse

  Yes, but not really. Kinda digging into the question. I've lived in a small town my whole life (~2500) and as a resident, you just get a warning to "slow down through here" cause you know the cop. If you're from out of town you'll likely get a ticket.

  2026-02-07 21:06

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  Zoomer boss smh

  In my factory it's cause they really can reflect those production stats. The fuckwits in the office however... They get a very respectful "yea, not gonna happen"

  2026-02-01 19:48

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  look we're both desperate here

  Oh no! I found a .375mag revolver instead! Better deaf than dead I guess tho

  2026-02-01 19:43

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  uh oh

  Drunk me still plays sober me like this on weekends

  2026-02-01 19:37

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  Cheap demo crew

  Song is gonna be stuck in my head the rest of the day

  2026-02-01 19:03

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  late gang

  I'm punctual if it involves going somewhere, like all in the same car. But if it's just a cookout or something, tell me 5 and I'll make it there by 6ish. Probably...

  2026-01-27 19:28

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  paperclip wizard summoned perfect antenna

  No, you're overthinking it. It works and that's all you need to know about RF magics

  2026-01-27 19:07

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  Its way too cold in Texas for this

  Fuck that gas station. It was -5° this morning. And the price jumped like 70¢/gal

  2026-01-27 18:53

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  Banana for scale

  Unless the seagulls are flying

  2026-01-27 14:23

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  Opinion

  Yea. If I'm putting 100+hrs into a $15 game I don't mind throwing $5 at them for a cool skin

  2026-01-24 22:03

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  How to confuse a millennial pilot - children of the magen...

  My school always had the basic black numbers+ hands on white Timex

  2026-01-24 18:23

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  When retinal sounds a bit too wrong

  They know what is says and they mean it.

  2026-01-23 14:17

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  This is a joke, not to be taken seriously (it SUCKS that ...

  Block with your arms, not your liver

  2026-01-18 00:41

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  Kid logic: unattended pen is free pen

  Also me as an adult. Good pens are rare on a factory floor.

  2026-01-12 14:10

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  american units

  Sees ETA :

  2026-01-10 08:21

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  There it is: "I'm getting paid right now."

  We investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong

  2026-01-10 08:11

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